What's "that" food for you? I can literally eat

Cheese and tomato pizza, extra cheese, tikka sauce instead of tomato sauce. Sliced chorizo. Maybe some fresh basil. Served with chocolate milk. (not joking).

Boiled rice with butter and salt

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I eat 2 buckets of extra crispy every week.

I'm skelly and white.

>>8442754
i eat them with a spoon with nothing added

>>8442754

Almond milk, no idea why. I drink at least a half gallon a day. I'm not lactose intolerant or anything

>>8442886
How soft is your skin?

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this stuff, i can't fucking stop myself, i try to pace myself but it's usually gone within an hour

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>>8442987
weeb

>>8442999
>nice trips
I am never happier than at my local asian buffet, they have fucking amazing sushi

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>>8442754
oh wow "literally" 5 OP?

Chocolate soy milk
I go through three cartons a week

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Beef jerky, definitely. It's my weakness.

Lox (gravlax to the rest of the world) is a close second followed by salami and capicolla. I seem to have a thing for cured and smoked meats.

Though I will also murder fresh, crunchy peaches until I can't eat anything else.

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>>8442754
These are great once you figure out the exact time your oven needs too cook them to perfection.

>>8443196
The thing with beef jerky is that it's great, but never greater than what you could have done with the fresh meat instead

>>8442758
That does sound good. Not a fan of cheese and tomato pizza either but the tikka sauce would make it nice

>>8443235
How about No though? I'll take some well seasoned, lean jerky over any kind of steak in a heartbeat.

>>8443009
ah so this is the original

>>8443281
Thats wrong

>>8443273
I've loved it since my local placed offered it as a trial about 6 years ago. Tastes good.

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This shit is like crack to me but too expensive to snack on regularly, based gf somehow always has an enormous bag of these in her pantry though

>>8443357
lol

>>8443357
Someone sounds lonely

>>8442996
slav

>>8442987
this desu

>>8443357
You're a real faggot anon.

>>8443394
Did he touch a nerve, kiddo?

>>8442876
I had KFC last night. Fuck me, when the chicken is good it's really good. Wasn't oily, great flavour and they gave me big thick ass breast pieces with tons of meat. I got two pieces added onto my Stacker Box and was expecting them to give me Jew-y little wing pieces but they gave me prime pieces.

They fucked up the burger though and there was a regular Zinger instead of a Zinger Stacker in the box.

KFC always gets something wrong though. Always.

>>8443419
But you can trust KFC when it comes to delivering some form of fulfilling meal-size chicken. McDonald's a joke in comparison.

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I will eat this any time, anywhere... My parents owned a subway right next to a greek diner. They would always give me greek salads and gyro as a little kid...

>>8443429
>based Greek diner owners

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>>8443443
I remember the guy's name is "Sarge". He gave me this vibrating race car game, which ended up being my favorite toy for a long time... Based greek diner owners indeed.

Broccoli is the best thing in this world, i can never stop eating it

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>>8443357

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Pedehey

>>8442996
Are you blowing out your ass like Eyjafjallajökull within the next hour?

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Not Red beans in general, just Popeyes red beans

KFC's are too chunky, restaurant's are too runny, mine are shit, but Popeye's red beans and rice make me CUM

>>8443357
nice!

>>8443357
kys

>>8442987
>Go to Chinese buffet
>Grab like 30 of these, fill my plate
>Sushi guy looks pissed off
Is this a bad thing?

>>8443357
>>>/r9k/

>>8442876
KFC is for original and nothing else

>>8443235
Debate

Tough as leather jerky has its purposes but Kirkland Steak Strips (their jerky) are GOAT

>>8442987
I love that syrupy soy sauce, sweet and savory

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Publix Hotwings. Preferrably the unbreaded. I can eat a whole 20 box. My anus does not forgive me

>>8443602
>Chinese buffet
>sushi

He probably looks pissed because he is stuck working at a shitty Chinese place instead of a proper sushi place.

>>8443628
Relax, he's just preparing those rolls, he's not actually removing the trimmings from octopuses

>>8443634
This desu. He's annoyed because it means more work for him but it's really just tedium more than anything else

I will MURDER any amount of Chicken Pad Thai laid before me.

>>8442754
Biltong, I gota a south african import store in town that sells small bags of it. Literally can not have a few bites because then Ill eat the whole bag if not more.

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>>8442754
BBQ Seitan. I could eat this for every meal for the rest of my life. In fact, BBQ Seitan, almost any form of sweet potato (roast, baked, fries, mash) and some fried rice with peas and carrots is the meal I could eat for the rest of my life for every meal and be perfectly content.

Prunes. I can demolish pounds of the things if unchecked. They're prunes of course, so the result is inevitable.

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galbi, love eating this stuff

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>>8442754
Lo Mein, I don't even care if it has any meat in it.

>>8443748
F I L T H Y V E G A N
I (b)
L
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H (t)
Y
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N (o)

French fries.

Last night I made a plate full of deep fried french fries tossed in onion powder for dinner

>>8443758
A lot of Lo Mein noodles have egg in them though.

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>>8443683

>liking prunes

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>>8443764
Are you Korean?

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>>8443767
>hook line and fucking sinker

>>8443770
You're wrong. Prunes, apricots, raisins, the whole lots are are good.

>>8443793
>are are good
>repeating the same word twice
>the fucking autism
>on this board
>in 2017

>>8443802
>repeating the same word twice
How do you repeat a word just once?

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>>8443808
>hook line and fucking sinker

on a roll-e-rooni today asd[oihdsffd[iuh

Fried pickles. I can't get enough of them. TOO GOOD

>>8442868
My nigga

>>8443679
I'll second this notion.

Pasta.
I eat it so much and so often it's actually getting ridiculous.

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>>8443898

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>>8442754
golden, delicious, crispy hashbrowns fried in butter.

>>8443537
seconded

pasta with marinara sauce and cheese. it doesnt even have to be particularly good, i'll even devour it with jarred sauce.

>>8442876
If you don't eat church's you're literally hitler

egg rolls

Potstickers.

it used to be chicken wings but i've had too many crappy broken ones and people judge you when you order and eat a big plate of them alone at a restaurant :(

Squid and prawns and scallops. All of the bite sized seafood. Scallops are probably the best though.

>>8442754

Nachos or beef jerky

>>8442754
Smoked Oysters. Either straight out of the tin, or on crackers with some cheddar cheese and apple slices.

>>8443602
depends on the place. Where I go, the sushi guy also works the mongolian grill. So if there's a line at the grill, it's hard for him to catch up on the sushi.

Mango. Nothing else comes close for me.

>>8444608
that sounds like such an autist thing

>>8444737
How so?

>>8444737
1. autism is a medical condition
2. it's nothing to be ashamed of
3. you probably shouldn't use it when you mean "manchild"

>>8444763
t. autist

>>8444746
because fucking mango out of all things. It's a yogurt flavor.

Sounds like one of their "special interests" which can be stuff like plastic chairs or bookbinding

>>8444763
I don't mean manchild, I mean mean autistic. I know more about autism than you do.

>>8444771
>It's a yogurt flavor.

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>>8443357

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>>8444771
>It's a yogurt flavor.

>>8444818
>>8444858
>retards not understanding a condescending comment
Actually, not understanding that is a sign of autism, proving my point

Pickled quail eggs, dried tomatoes, mushrooms in general... too many to count.

Philly cheesesteak

>>8444864
>that guy making jokes no one gets
hello autism

>>8442996
Man, that sour zest it has just has me wanting more and more. Tastes fucking amazing

>>8443225
>cooking it

Unironically the McDonald's cheeseburger with extra pickles, also feta cheese

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i just fucking love anchovies so much

>>8443357
Autism.

Blackberries or honeydew melon. I like buying some so I can take it to work as part of my lunch, but I have to be careful or the whole package will be gone in an instant.

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soft bavarian pretzels

>>8442754
sun dried tomatoes
if I buy a jar they'll be gone in an hour, and drinking that juice oh my goodness
With most things, they're overpriced, but for how much work and food goes into them, they're actually fairly priced, which means I don't feel regret when buying some.

>>8442754

>come to this thread

>literally every single food listed triggers an orgasmic "OH GOD, YES" response from me

Now I know why I'm a fatass.

steamed carrots or crab meat, either or

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>>8443357

>>8443357
When you do something else than jerking off in your parents basement and surf /r9k , you'll realise some stories have other people than you and your family(who are forced to hang out with you) in them.

>>8442888
Same thing here, turned out I had a magnesium deficiency. Went away after 2 months.

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>>8443357
Why do I get the feeling you're pic related?

>>8442888
Cause it's delicious. Probably spending a ton of money though, that stuff is a rip off

Pizza or blueberry muffins.

God, I'd shank my firstborn and wear his entrails for a lifetime supply of delicious muffins.

>>8442876
Last time I went to KFC the chicken was black and the fries gave me liquid ass, Americans have it so much better when it comes to fast food

>>8442754
onions

>>8446840
Shrek detected

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>>8443357

>>8443623
My fucking nigger

>>8446700
Altantic Canadian here and... yeah... KFC is fucking nasty. Mary Brown's is my go-to for chicken.

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>>8443551

>>8443357

That bout of autism deserves another (you).

>>8443357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BdQvCECn2E

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>>8443357

>>8442876

Is there a difference between Extra Crispy and Original? They both seem really greasy, bland, and dry.

>>8442754
I can eat guacamole all day long, but eating a whole avocado, at least if it's just a little on the green side of ripe, the inside of my mouth starts itching slightly. It's the only food I'm allergic to.

>>8445750
>>8442888
Because the shit is full of sugar.

>>8443351
>>8443357

At least he is speaking normal English and calling her his girlfriend. The worst is when these nu-males have some sort of politically correct aversion to the word because it's a gender-specific noun, so they use the noun phrase "my girl," or even worse, "mg" for short.

>>8447169
Nice, same. Which province? NB here, Moncton.

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>>8446191
Yeah, that's the big drawback. It's like, what a ridiculous thing to be bleeding money on >>8447458

>>8447458
I drink the unsweetened stuff, pic related

>>8442754
Second on the Avocados they're delicious

When I don't have the time to make real guacamole

>grab a tortilla
>grab avocado and cut into fourths
>make an avocado taco with one fourth
>sprinkle lime and salt on top

boom fucking delicious

>>8443602
Not a bad thing but he has to work his ass off making more sushi

Also at all the chinese buffets I've been to they have a tip jar so he probably expects a tip

>>8443281
It's apples to oranges for me

Beef Jerky for a snack, fresh meat for meals

>>8445437
>>8445437
>i just fucking love anchovies so much

Holy shit yes

Nobody I fucking know likes the little fuckers but I love anchovies

I'll eat them out of the can

>>8447897
>Buffet
>Tip

I.. what?

No. That's not how a buffet works
That's not how a buffet works at all

Buffets exist to be the most simple, basic form of food service possible

You pay to enter
They fill a trough with food so you can stuff your disgusting fat fucking face, squeal and roll around like the pig you are
You eat till you get bored and leave

There is no fucking tipping. There is no serving. There is no bottle service, no to go boxes. There is only FUCKING MONEY, FOR FUCKING FOOD

REEEEEEEEEE

>>8446234
>blueberry
pleb. banana nut makes me nut.

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>>8443429
>>8442754

I can't eat a fucking salad at all unless it has Feta cheese on it since I tried it at a greek diner

I love the salty creamy semi-sour taste

There's a grocery store nearby that has a salad bar where you can get salt-brine olives mixed with chunks of feta swimming in olive oil and I tear that shit up every chance I get too

>>8447903
All the Buffets I've been to here in Texas, the server expects a tip for bringing your drinks and the Sushi bar guy has a tip jar.

If there's a guy working the mongolian grill he has a tip jar too

>>8442754
Definitely melted cheese on anything

Ever since I was little

I don't care what dish, sandwhich, pizza, omelettes, whatever any kind of melted cheese makes me jizz

>>8447909
>Tip
>For bringing me a drink

YEAH NO FUCK OFF

THIS ISNT A RESTAURANT
GIVE ME A FUCKING BUCKET AND A SODA FOUNTAIN I CAN GET MY OWN DRINK
BUFFETS ARE NOT FOR ACTING HUMAN

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I have had them three times in the past week for dinner

Barbecue if i have a choice of style

I will stuff pepperoni into my face til my last dying breath. I don't even care if it's the cheap kind. I once worked at a deli and took home a whole log of the stuff.

Lasted like 3 days.

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>>8446201
MY DICK

JESUS

I would honestly kill for a frosted glass of A&W with curly fries right now. I'd fucking murder you in front of your whole family for a sip and a fry. Hot-god-damn!

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I would eat shabu shabu every day for the rest of my life if I could.

>>8447951
それはシャブシャブじゃないよ。中華みたい。

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>>8442754

good pickles

ill eat that shit all day

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you just can't stop once you start, there's something addictive inside them

>>8443366
>>8443377
>>8443394
>>8443398
>>8443532
>>8443564
>>8443593
wtf i hate /ck/ now

>>8446201
A&W is by far the best fast food chain. Getting a burger and onion rings is such an amazing treat

>>8447980
anyone have the screencap of the guy who ate so many pickles he nearly melted his asshole?

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>>8448237

>>8448108
It's the bite size, you always want another one

>>8448245
ty

>>8444737
I just really like Mango

>>8443527
This. I make broccoli soup, throw in a tblspn or 2 of turmeric. Served with scallions and toasted walnuts.

>>8444864
>>8444771
>>8444737
I can see what you meant when you said you know a thing or two about autism.