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>>974405
Tell us more about it

>>974469

Basically, according to the website, you put some money towards them kinda often and then they take your money and invest it for you in what I would presume is mutual funds and then you get a return. Of course, the longer you stay with it, the better off you'll be.

https://www.acorns.com/

That's the website there and if I'm wrong, that's the conclusion that I came to from reading the site.

Holy shit this whole thread is an ad.

>>973901
a lot of senior agents left the industry after 2008
it has insane money making potential, but is essentially a none service. Really depends where you stand morally, if you just want to make a ton of money, go for it

>>973940
What if I enjoy helping people? Can't I just make a reasonable amount of money without leeching off of wealthy folk?

I ask because I'm currently interviewing for Advisor Ahead's resident financial advisor program and am worried I'll hate myself if I just end up being a parasite taking advantage of people.

at this point I'd do my best to get them as drunk as possible and have them say stupid shit while you're secretly recording it. Blackmail and honeypots are the best way to move up the ladder and if they ever try and fuck you you just have to give them one look and they'll fuck off. Especially if you know you can ruin their marriage or more importantly cost them their job in some ridiculous suit.

This forum is gay as fuck and this thread is key evidence to support my claim.

Man the fuck up pussy.

>>972212
have a buddy call you on your cell phone after the meal has started.

You answer it quickly and apologize for taking the call.

Then say "Warren, I told you and Charlie not to call me during the evening hours!"

>>971626
>no job, needs money for gas and clothes
>buying drinks while unemployed
>live on my parent's property aka live in my parent's basement
>job is not an option yet has services to buy gas, clothes, and drink

seriously fuckoff you lazy shit.

binary options

>>971636
I am moving away next summer to study at a university, and my parents live in the countryside. They have a huge yard with three guest houses, whereas one has been mine since I was 6.

I just need to spend the time doing whatever I can, and I might as well make it enjoyable. Stop assuming everyone is a parasite.

parents/trust funds

>>970211
There's tons of waiters and shit there that are independant

>>970223
And living ina 400sq foot apartment with a room mate and 3 subway rides to work


Or they are lucky to get a rent controlled apt

>>969078
Sounds like you were already losing money anyways if that minimum wage law is going to put you out of business

>>969078
If you dont have unprofitable parts of your businees to cut, then you should focus on making more money. Every employer should at least earn his own wage.

Maybe you can sell more kinds of products, like lottery tickets or other products that dont expire. Or let employers do more stuff to provide a better service.

You should make sure you dont become less competitive when you cut expenses.

>>969087
Or maybe your butcher can make sausage rolls. Whatever. Just make sure to try stuff out before youre getting in trouble.

>>973840

>not taking the private heli to work

>Being poor

>>973894
This is what poor people actually think.

A cost is a depreciating asset that costs a lot of money to maintain. USAfags always think public transport is for poor people when in reality many countries that have solid transit systems are ridden by every type of person.

>>973656
>it's a 3-hour round trip
Why not just move? This would lead me to assume you live in the middle of shit-town.
For me, that would be a deal breaker.

>>973668
I live 6km from the city centre

>>973656
>Need to pay tuition this semester
>Need 2000$ (Should be easy if I got a part time job during the semester)
>Long story short sent out hundreds of applications to entry level jobs
>Get none of them until 2 weeks ago finally getting hired seasonally at a big box toy store
>Find out I am getting fired the second after Christmas day
>Worse they only 12 hours that week
>And the second day I was there they sent me home early because "There are too many people on the floor"
>So really it was only 10 hours total @8.75/hr
>Now this week they put me up for only 5 hours, thats right FIVE for the entire week
>On Thanksgiving an hour after they open
>The heaviest day, and an hour after they briefed everyone so the moment I walk in to the time I finally get to leave I will be under heavy load
They wouldn't even give me the decency of being there before the heavy flow sets in. I mean I don't know where half the stuff is in that toy store and these mangers expect me to know nearly every (every vague description the customers give) product customers want in the store.

How the ever living fuck am I suppose to get 2000$ by the end of this year. Because if I don't the school sends it to a collections agency and they tack on a crazy principle. Which will make a bill for 2000 go to 2700 or more. Seriously suggestions on jobs

>>973617
Gambling is entirely luck-based and Investing is making educated choices based on certain knowledge.

Gambling is pure statistics. So you know what the odds are you are going to lose.
Investing is accounting, emotion and fortune telling, with a bit of statistics.

Usually investing is actually profitable, because the stocks are backed by hard working people, while with gambling people often run out of cash before they manage to play the numbers.

In the long run, a well diversified investment portfolio will net you gains and gambling will net you losses.

>>973465
$20,000 each in a few years at least.

There is a limited quantity on them more so than bitcoin and it's much better than bitcoin so it will be a lot more

>>973470
That's crazy talk. I think it will be $1000/ETH at the most.

ETH is nothing like BTC so expecting it to act like BTC isn't very smart.

>>973445
TOP holdings:

FING-B
ATVI
NVO

Rest are speculative and moved around all the time.

>>973445

Congrats anon. My YTD gain is 9%. Are you trading or investing? Pls elaborate on your strategy.

woah anon thats a lot of money, im about to start investing/trading with 20 dollars, hope to catch up to you soon!

Everything you just said is retarded and you should feel bad for wasting precious internet gibabits

>>973320

So then you don't consider yourself to be a right wing capitalist nutjob?

>>973320
>what is easy leveraged money

A+! Excellent analysis!

>Yale
>Good

Lmao they're a joke. I've seen the YouTube video of the niggers there

its nice to be affirmed that im not shit

thanks OP!

>>973154
Consult Vlad Tepes.

>>973154
You need to start a recall of your elected mayor. Gather petitions and get the media involved. Your problem will soon be solved.

>>973154
Get gun and shoot them. Self defense isn't a bad option for this situation.

Or you can electrify the metals they want to streal.. Tricky part is to make sure it's bad safety conditions that lead to them being electrocuted, and not that you've booby trapped the place.

I was diagnosed with retardism

I caught the obesity.

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>Stockmarket is rigged
>It doesn't matter which school you go to
>The job market is bad right now
>I play videogames
>The rich need to share their wealth
>I play computerized games
>II don't read books
>I engage in leisurely activity via playing on a computer