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I don't.

I masturbate all day, watch videogame YouTube videos and post on 4chan all day. And I justify it with some excuse like "I'm tired" "I'm taking a break, etc.

>>970909
I put it off until tomorrow.

>>970912
/thread

>>970916
kek

most sperm banks are near top colleges like stanford and harvard. you need to be at least 6 ft, in one of said colleges, and white, with a good medical history and dimples on your face.

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Bump
>bump
Actually I'll bump with a jokh;
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a battery?
>the battery has a positive side

>>970814
In the UK you are by law only allowed to do it 6 times in total. You get 35 pound per visit.

Also 9 out of 10 people who apply get rejected ( low sperm count, no eductation are non white, small people etc etc)

>>970747
Clever names only pls no shitposting

>>970747
Blast from the Ass LLC

>>970747
The second to final frontier

>>970706
1) Bad in what way?
2) None
3) Any that increase profitability
4) Not bad for the economy but worthless American college graduates are sad

I work in the print industry. Something a graphic designer who charges $20 an hour and takes 3 hours to complete will cost $5 in India. Theres no hope for anyone doing graphics/web/media in the future. Worst part is that Americans dont care.. "Why would i pay you to do our logo when i can get it done for $5" Then the poor art students with their 100k art degree gives up hope and do it for free just to get some kind of experience or self promotion

>>970706
>1) How bad is job outsourcing in america right now?
Not bad at all. Only shit-tier jobs that a literal Indian who can't speak English properly can perform are outsourced.
>2) what kind of jobs need to come back
None
>3) what kind of jobs are better outsourced?
The ones that currently are. Telemarketing, callcenters for companies, shit like that.
>4) is job outsourcing really that bad for the economy, employment, and the future in general?
No because only shit-tier jobs can be outsourced.

In turn this reduces Companies' costs in wages so they can pass on the savings onto the customer.

>>970670
No.

>>970670
Yes. I once spotted a curve like that in a waiting room at a dentist office. Was a nice curve, very gradual and unassuming. The curve belonged to an attached chair, belonging to a set of 3 such chairs. It fit my left and right buttocks nicely, giving them a good cushion and supporting a healthy upward posture. 10/10 would use curve again if encountered in the future.

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It's believe it shows my job prospects after graduating

should have done it a year ago

it's still gonna be the largest company that's ever existed so why not

at this point only buy a little
dont invest in browsers until the Google starts looking week

i mean tb,h invest in reddit or tumblr they are growing fast

>>970776
the stupidity from this comment hurt. are you old enough to be here?

Because acme driverless cars isn't a fucking company yet, and it is totally unclear what companies will end up taking a leading role. I agree that the general idea that self driving tech is going to be huge, but its all over.

Do I invest in GM? Or freightlinger? Or walmart? Or a chip maker? Which one ( several are racing for the self driving car standard)

The list goes on and on. Self driving will be huge, but sp many players right now and some of the are going to work out and some not.


Personally in the shorter term I'm going with walmart. Thier plans for development and revenue are the furthest along and most realistic in the short or medium turn.

Too bad I don't really dig on individual stocks.

>>970411
I agree to some extent. There is uncertainty into which company will be the driving force behind this industry but there are some that have a clean advantage and have already built prototypes/have patents related to the industry. Google's Alphabet for example has the might of a global mapping system behind it with their Google maps, not to mention the fact that it has substantial funding to pursue this path. I'm not saying it's a foolproof plan of action but I recognise the significance that it will have to the world (potentially as big as the internet) and I am willing to take that risk to invest in companies such as this.

>>970404
Until questions like ownership and liability are answered properly I'd avoid.
You have to look at the human nature side of things.

For examples:
People like to own a car it's a status item, with the Google car who owns it? Do you lease it from them, do you call one up like a taxi and it arrives at your home, work, wherever? Is it yours to exclusively use or will niggers fuck in them?

Also if there is an accident who is liable? The driver? How will insurance work?

All this needs to be worked out a little more to be a safer investment for the public- the first time one of these kills someone the compensation claim will be huge
>google killed muh boy

I basically tried as hard as I could to fuck it all up over booze and parting and drugs.

Don't do that.

>freshman year
OMG this is so cool look at my gud grades
>sophomore year
I can drink as much as I want and still make it to class... usually...
>junior year
Fucktheworldcollegerebel.png
>senior year
Egg on face big time, tried to fix what I had done
>senior year 2 the electric Boogaloo
Ended up taking an extra semester to finish. All I needed was credits, from my past history of taking chump semesters or dropping classes .

I made it out whole but barely. I am who they are talking about when they say not everyone should go to college.

>>970400
I'm sorry to hear what, may I ask what is your current line of employment or educational insitution?

>>970400
Sound stupid.

I never got the booze / drugg crowd desu I always look at those type of students and wonder what kind of parents raised them.

Did you do any internships? Did you network?
I'm guessing the answer is no. You sound pretty unambitious and lazy.

But yeah go ahead, get a masters. What's 2 years more of no relevant experience? You'll be almost 30 without any, maybe you'll get an entry level job and be able to move out by 35.

>>970199
>internships
No
>Network
I had friends ofcourse but I didn't rub shoulders with those guys who came to school in suits and left parties before midnight in order to just show their faces for the right people
>unambitious and lazy
pretty much, I went into it with an interest of the political aspect of economics but lost interest halfway through. mostly because of disappointment in the lack of scientific rigor in economics (which is why I went accounting & finance instead) and the low level of interest displayed by both the institution and the general student population, despite it being a top 100 university

it might be worth mentioning that I'm not from the US and internships for instance is not as common here as they might be in the US. Out of the people I started the program with maybe 25 % had internships or relevant summer/extra jobs during their studies

but absolutely, I totally regret not doing some ECs

>>970205
>only 25%
The fuck country is that where so few had internships yet still top 100 university?

>>970139
>Wahhh wahhh why am I not given everything in life on a silver platter, it's so unfair

You're an adult now, if you hate your father so much why don't you just get a job and move out?
>Supposedly hates his parents, yet loves his leeching off his parents' money

Millennials tbqh.

The world has not panned out as Malthus predicted. So, at least for now, you're wrong.

you have to be 18 to browse this site

>>969822
Buy a car if it will save you time travelling regularly. Don't buy a house unless you actually want the freedom that comes with it. But a good housing index if you want to invest in housing.

depends on your scenario.

>>969822
You can sleep in a car but you cant race a house

>>969819
>-Bilingual (colombian spanish) reading/writing
Useful for drugs
>-Really good at drugs
What exactly? Buying/selling? - Could be profitable but you need to have a good system in place or connections
>-Funny
uh ok I guess

>>969825
Just doing them. As in I can handle my shit very well.

Yes. Dumb worthless major.

Wtf kind of job can you even do with this? It's like "Political science", unless you have connections to work in government or something you'll be unemployed.

>>969423

I know a girl who studied Int Relations. She now works for one of UN agencies in Geneva. She travels to places where natural disasters happened and so on. I have no idea how much she makes, but looks like she lives awesome life meeting people from all over the world. Of course, she also studied legal sciences and speaks 5 languages.

>>969423
its am ok program. you got 2 paths really. 1 is the more "ethical" UN route and charities. the other is sales

>>969302
nicely memed oldfag

>>969315
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/peabody-energy-enters-into-agreement-to-sell-new-mexico-and-colorado-assets-300182846.html
No meme, friend.

>>969318

kek. Natural gas in both of those states is so cheap they are basically giving it away. Why.

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>needed a cheap quart of oil
>broke.jpg
>go on freeBay
>find this sucker selling Chinese oil
>buy it, use it, works just fine
>open a case - item not as described.wav
>get refund
>seller pays return shipping
>i send back empty bottle
>seller tries to fight it
>freeBay sucks my dick
>seller lost

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I would rather commit suicide than use paypal

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I have. Need to move it away from eBay and onto its own website though. eBay buyers have too much power.