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Are you female?

If not, you better be damned charismatic.

>>1228092
find a new hobby

Do funny feckless shit on stream, or actually be incredibly insightful and charming

>>1228090
>if you look closely, you can see the exact moment his currency rips in half

>>1228090
so that's what we're doing now? baneposting?

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN AUS BANKS?

CRASHING THIS PLANE

>>1228090
With US rising interest rates, now's the best time to start shorting aud/usd

>>1228074
Market it in another country the patent holds no weight in like Chinka.

What was it anyway?

>>1228084

A type of rack that for microscope slides that hang them instead of laying them flat. When you lay them flat, you run the risk of losing the specimen on the slide. Would be very useful in medical labs.

But NOPE - A large science company already holds the patent. They aren't even manufacturing it. Just sitting on the fucking patent.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>1228110
anyway you can slightly alter the product so that it does not infringe on the patent?

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Small tourist town with retirees and commuters that has several of the stores on the main street currently up for sale, including the grocery store. The houses and cottages are all well maintained and the churches and museums are nice.

Some of the small towns nearby have become more bohemian with artist studios and tea houses. The populationof the village 1000 and township 7000.

What else could I do / sell?

Whatever you do, stay away from food or beverage businesses. The failure rates are huge.

Also, if there's lots of retirees, in order for you to avoid the feast-famine cycle of tourism, you have to have something for them. Think of what they will NEED and offer that. Also, it's a good bet that they'll generally be cheap as fuck, so stay away from luxury stuff and things perceived as upscale or fancy.

For example: They're older and will need help just on the basics. So, instead of a high overhead laundry (which will fail because they won't be able to physically cart their stuff to your establishment), maybe have an in-home laundry service. Also, things like lawn service, landscaping, handyman services would all be better ideas.

Just my two cents.

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On the one hand I love the area and can see the property itself as a long term investment due to the imminent rebound. This would also be an inexpensive place to live. On the other hand though, half the shops are for sale.

I guess I need to do some research and meet some people there. Maybe join their church and see if they have some news bylaws / taxation?

bump, can somebody answer this?

>>1227868
It appears to predict the rise and fall of prices by continuing an existing patter of high rises and sharp falls or low rises and low falls.

>>1228100
i'm afraid you have to have autism to understand it. the rumor is that alot of people on 4chan is autistic and they keep things like the Autism triangle secret. they know what it is but might come in this thread spewing a bunch of other bullshit just to throw you off of the autism triangle. this helps keep the autism secrets secret. HINT HINT.. the all seeing eye.. illuminate?? thats all i can say...

Not sure I understand your question, but

the banks had a relationship with the credit rating agencies. The result of that relationship was collusion and fraud.

I think the banks would have been forced to start paying on the CD's the moment the credit rating agencies started downgrading them. And the credit agencies did not.

It would be like a building being on fire, and the firefighter telling the insurance company that the building is fine, and not on fire.

Only after things hit a peak and 2 major financial institutions failed were the banks and credit agencies forced to admit to the public how bad the housing loans and CD's were.

>>1227818
I think its funny how the whole world wants to say everybody on 4chan is a bigoted piece of shit, yet here i am, with no way to compensate you, and youre taking 5+ minutes out of your day to answer the question of some poor bastard like me...
Its kind of funny

>>1227748
Just watched this movie on the plane. It was awesome, really enjoyable and I like the topic.

What bothers me the most is how people believe this whole situation was caused by greedy buisnessmen. Bullshit, it was coruption and shit policies by the government.

Businesses were in some cases forced to have quotas for certain races/demos disregarding their credit worthiness. The whole thing with bailouts is a prime example of private profits and public losses. Gambling with money knowing tax dollars will pay for fuck ups.

Banks should have fails. Politicians should have been held accountable for pushing policies to “expand homeownership” (to people who shouldnt own). Bankers should have suffered losses and been held accountable as well.

I only use Tox or 4chan to speak to people.

Needless to say i am unemployed

>>1227730
Phone is more effective & faster. Don't use email unless you have to send documents or something.

email for work and other administrative garbage

phone(texting) for actually keeping in touch with people

Because they're beta

Well?

Well

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>>1227692
>The 4% cash back from costco's new card got me interested, so I was looking around online and couldn't find a better gas card year round.
>That's until I stopped by Sam's club and saw that their gas card is 5%, for up to $6k.

Oh shit nigger you're not going to get a credit card from a fucking grocery store are you? wtf are you doing?!

You know they don't make money by giving cash back, they recoup that money and then some in fees.

Fugging hell man.

I ride a bike

>>1227692

Now that I think about it, my normal bank card gives me 3% and I don't need to pay the 55/year membership fee.

You must be FFFfoolin

>>1227685
Fuck off, I won't sell a pinky for less than 10 grand.

Is this real?
I'm not interested in selling, but I'd love to know you can get finger transplants, if you ever lose one.

>inb4 this is a fetish

>>1227664
>black
>non-target
How didn't you you manage to not get over a 3.0 in high school?

Everything about this post is fucking retarded. Kill yourself mate.

You don't want to be an investment banker, you just watched Wolf of Wallstreet or Gordon Gecko and thought the Finance industry was actually like that.

>>1227654
Just watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and The Big Short and you will pretty much know everything there is about finance. Watching these two movies could save people 4 years of school. Trust me im an IB.

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>mfw I leave for over a month, and pop back in and this guy's still at it..

>>1227694
kek

They are all for profit anon...

The pic you just posted is a new college so they have to grow like any business.

They have to compete with public colleges. It's like why there isn't much private medicine in Canada.

>>1227601
>Why don't for-profit colleges work, /biz/?

But they do work, very well in fact. Look at their profits, they've made a FUCK TON every single year selling bullshit pieces of paper to people that aren't even reputable to employers.

>>1227606
>It's like why there isn't much private medicine in Canada.

Actually that's because it's against the law to have private healthcare services in Ontario(and I'm guessing many other provinces).

If people had a choice they without a doubt would go to a private clinic.

>>1227590
Costs out the fucking ass

>>no Jew landlord to spy on you

Go back to /pol/.

>>1227590
It'd probably worth it if you can find a good location with space and work out a good deal.

Yeah, not a bad idea desu.

> spending 3x the amount of rent
> just a bed, bath, and small kitchen
> cant personalise it

What the actual fuck?

But that is a rubber penis with a suction cup.

>>1227531
It's the newest cryptocurrency. To the moon, don't shaft yourself on this one.

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>>1227610
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