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Well MBAs are paid for by your employer. I doubt anyone's stupid enough to pay for it themselves. So it's a free degree and you get to add some letters after your name that make you sound important.

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>>1231721 it happens op
>be comp sci major. not ideal but at least I had real jobs
>full time MBA program, finance focus, top ranking
>large SJW classmate was a barista before bschool
>she's always at the same interviews as me with large banks
>as her confidence grows, so does her size
>soon she's always talking in class with her perspectives on things
>she complains about impatient customers
>somehow other womens always smile and nod teehee
mfw no just no. you meet the dogs now

>>1231721
>networking at a top business school is a meme
K

The only thing that's a meme is getting an MBA right after graduating college or going to a shit school. Everyone knows an MBA isn't for the knowledge.

>>1231710
Can Anyone look at my thread, please, and give a few comments on the idea.
>>1231618

No. Geta degree in big data or//oror// statistics

>>1231724
Well it's too late now. I'm almost finished.

Go get 'em anon, you deserve the best!

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All good?

>no response yet

i hope he didnt end himself

I very much believe in it, but only if it's done correctly. The upside is great, but the downside is that it takes more effort to learn about it and people tend to get more emotional about real estate than other investments and it reduces their effectiveness.

That being said, I'm in the US, so ymmv when investing in other countries. And some (like China, Canada, and AUS) are outright blacklisted in my mind since they're in heavy bubble territory.

>>1231624

It's a meme

>>1231624
Depreciating asset for most with huge expenses

smash your mum init, loads of value

>>1231613
mistery method lol

>>1231613

>25,000/year

hope you're charismatic and good looking

>250,000

just get a decent car and dress sharp, being charismatic and good looking will help too

>2,500,000

girls will come to you

Oil

>>1231602
gold

Oily gold

>>1231583
Some unemployed NEET is gonna give me business advice? Don't make me laff.

instead of work a job, I study business. I don't watch tv or play videogames


I'm more qualified than you

>>1231586
>study
So at an actual university? NEET stands for Not in Education, Employment, or Training. If you're a student, you're not a NEET. Or do you just read books and claim you're an expert?

>>1231541
The Jews, because I'm unable to protect it

>>1231541
I'll have it buried with me so that I can go to rich people heaven.

To whoever killed me in battle. Isn't that how it always works?

>>1231505
Learn SQL, Python, and take a data analytics course. You could probably do all this in 2 weeks.

>earn 20K more per year

>>1231512
Make sure to exaggerate your experience of course, and be able to make a case for it.

Your job after that is to not get fired then. If you get a position where you're the only analytics guy, you've lucked out.

>>1231512
How much math is needed to be a data analyst? I was under the impression that you need to know calculus, linear algebra, and advanced statistics to be competent.

I've been told that Keynesian economics only advocates low taxes and aggressive spending in a recession, and high taxes with conservative spending during economic surges.

Of course the government is stuck in low taxes and aggressive spending full time. What worries me is I never see Keynesians bitch about this, only right wing schools.

>>1231491
It's a medium-long term ponzi scheme, use the new generation of taxpayers to pay for benefit of the old ones.

The great part about it is that it enables stability because the government can control their people economically by providing safety nets.

This leads to huge profits as they're exploit third world labor due to low levels of conflict and eventually control everything.

The financial system is so interlinked now, that billions become victim in the never ending effort to pay off previous debts.

>>1231508
>low taxes

What did you gamble I mean invest in goyim

go away iHaz

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>>1231329
Ouch.
What in the lords name did you invest it all in?

>>1231260
Testosterone.

>>1231260
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.

Holy shiet,

I'm in this exact position. I only get 16-26 hours of work a month as I live in a small town and every penny I earn goes to my parents as rent. I also don't have a license or access to a car so I couldn't even get a job in the city. I've been thinking of joining the military. If you're canadian wanna join with me?

>Why aren't you offshoring or automating positions at every single opportunity?

Because then there would be no one to buy our crap.

>>1231186
Considering most people are overeducated for the average job nowadays, I'd say very.

Personally it depends on industry though.

Not a good time to be a wageslave nowadays.

Personally, I'm working the family business and day trading on the side.

I'd probably kill myself if I was salaried and had to work overtime for an employer at some shitty office job.

If you have a choice, don't go the wageslave route.

Also, in terms of Pajeet opportunities, I was strongly considering employing some to fulfill functions at the family business, but decided against it as the information to be dealt with was too valuable to fuck up.

Personally, startups done right have it really good right now. You can gather some autistic kids at your local university and hire Pajeets to do the busy work.

I know that a lot of the Indian kids that went to my uni were hiring Pajeets for their startups. Some of them would walk out multiple times in a lecture to take calls. They were running shit hard.

>>1231186
You're trying so damn hard to be edgy/evil you come off as an 80s cartoon villain.

>>1231198
>If you have a choice, don't go the wageslave route.
No fucking shit? Can you tell me the sky is blue next? Seriously, nobody ever woke up and said "I want to be a retail/fast food clerk when I grow up". It just happens, usually due to a combination of poor circumstances and lack of ambition.

>>1231156
Yeah, sure that'll be 2% of your combined income for the management fee.

>>1231161
>how about a hug instead?

>>1231156
Just buy Ethereum and keep all your money in that.

>>1231119
I think so. I mean, they're not going to give you the full amount that you increased. If you're that unsatisfied, just get another job. Quite frankly, employers are cheapasses, so even if you do well, they might not give you anything (since it's considered your "job" in the first place). At least you got something.

>>1231119
If you can prove that you raised it by 180k the rule is you should get 10%. Any company that can make more money from you should invest in keeping you. Fully document what you have done and save it for the next job out there. Or stay there and do another improvement for the company and then move to another company after they give you a raise. So if said job is paying you 50. They give you 56k for the current 180k increase.. then next year you you do another 180k for another 6k. Wait till you get that first paycheck and document both 180k's and then go find another job that pays 74k and have documentation that shows you can continue growing in whatever company. The 74k would come from the base 50 + 12 (6k raise from the last company) and another 12 (6 from year 2 180k revenue increase) but the following company will be happy to pay you 74k if they take a potential 360k generating employee and then put that on their team.

>>1231119
>$6k raise
That's actually too generous.