How do I become an investment banker? I want that white girl

>>1227664
>black
>non-target
How didn't you you manage to not get over a 3.0 in high school?

Everything about this post is fucking retarded. Kill yourself mate.

You don't want to be an investment banker, you just watched Wolf of Wallstreet or Gordon Gecko and thought the Finance industry was actually like that.

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>>1227664
TRUue
3.5 uni GPA, but i networked an shit like a boss--i'm especially good with the white girls haha-they really helped me network if you know what i mean

body language and being dominating and shit

my interview for job at Goldman Sachs was a sissy rich old white boy--i made him melt like those girls

>>1227666
>How didn't you you manage to not get over a 3.0 in high school?
>you you
>How didn't not?
Mannn white boi being all uppity with that bullshit but aint even literate--fuckoff man you gotta be baitin lol

>>1227681
does roleplaying on the internet make you feel better about your micropenis?

>>1227710
ayyyy watchout we gotta buz kill

>>1227681

Yo, if you're the real deal

I'm black, male, 23, finishing my MA in International Relations next year. Good social skills, good looking, athletic, smart, etc., 3.9 GPA undergrad and grad GPA from a state school.

like 2 months ago I got arrested for pot though...... How bad did I fuck my career chances up in the corporate world

>>1227782
Rofl. You're done, nigger.

>>1227766
>i think this is how black people talk right guys?

enjoy fapping to cuckold porn tonight OP

>>1227664
>white girl WASP
>investment banker
Try, "Jewish girls from Long Island, Jersey and California, who may fuck you but not marry you even if you convert." Actual WASPs think the profession is dirty and beneath them.

>>1227782
>Smoking dude weed and getting caught

Every employer will do a criminal background check and find out that you were caught smoking marijuana.

The employer and probably the majority of people working at wherever you want to get a job at has smoked the shit, but they'll not hire you because you're one of the few who got caught with the shit.

The only people who get caught smoking weed are the dumb motherfuckers.

>>1227782
yo those stats are Tighhhht AaAAaaa
if ja cant get in the front door fuckem up the butt with affirmative action

>>1227825
all white girls think im dirty beneath them-thats their fantasy