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>>1226957
>communist manifest pls leave

>>1226959
It's a useful description. A used car dealer who makes a million a year is not rich but not bourgeois.

>>1226957
Yes and we're happy with our current staff please go.

Dick-sucking business

>>1226910

a website showing nothing but a crude funny illustration of a duck, making a duck face. you can click the duck, and a quak sound plays, however instead of the lips of the duck moving upon click, the butthole opens in a mouth shaped manner.

>>1226910

sell popsicles. the popsicle space is ready to be disrupted.

>>1226898
>dump ye bitcoins
Theres only like 1 or 2 bitcoin bagholders left on this board dummy. I'm pretty sure even those retards wouldn't buy ETH, though.

What's worse than en ETH bagholder you say? this:
>>1226902

>>1226902
>bitcoin
>bagholder

Bitcoin is up this year ya tard

450 dollahs a coin

>jobs
JD

>best entrepreneur
MBA, JD

>most freedom
Master's in Finance/Econ cause you'll be unemployed

>most money
MBA

>>1226907
i heard MBA was silly unless a company pays for you to get it

>>1226895
>>1226907

JD does not equal jobs, most expensive of the four, but it is arguably the best entrepreneurial degree, plus people are intimidated by lawyers in transactional settings when they do not have their own present, (for good reason).

>>1226872
>crypto
No thanks.

>>1226869
Put it on my Robinhood account.

>>1226869

Open a Roth IRA I guess

>>1226826
This looks interesting.

I'm not going to pay $200 to watch this shit online though. Can't you just tell us how to access the resources online for free?

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>>1226840
It's happening live I'll post more photos you can get it on YouTube in a week likely lots of cameras

>>1226851
I guess that'll have to do. Do you know if they have a youtube channel already set up?

>>1226818
follow your
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>>1226834

My passion is to make money, like the other 95% of /biz/. I don't care what I do, where I work, which school I go to, as long as it means that I am able to make as much money as possible.

>>1226818
>LLB Law degree
Why do you foreign faggots come to a U.S. website to ask advice about things that are different for every country? You're too stupid to have a degree, period, let alone a post-graduate degree.

>>1226806
Accounting at a target school.

>>1226811
Is this like spam?

>>1226831
Thanks brother. Would you happen to know what some of their target schools are? What about business/finance degrees? I recently earned a banking and finance diploma and that'll help with college :)

>>1226835
UTexas- Austin, UIUC, BYU, Notre Dame, UPenn, NYU, UMich, IU, USC.

I was in one for a bit less than a year. DESU, it was pretty fun, low-stress. Other ones may be more busy and stressful, but personally I enjoyed it.

>>1226841
Were you inbound or outbound?

Mine consists in Apple customer service and the pay is acceptable to say, have heard many people who burnout, can you confirm?

>>1226845
Fuck off pajeet

>>1226688

1. Download IB API
2. Decide TWS or IB Gateway
3. ???
4. Profit!!!

Do what I did - cut your living expenses down to the minimum and invest everything you've got. Balance it out between an index fund and real estate.

By the time you hit middle-age, you'll be unemployable as a programmer, so plan accordingly.

>>1227008
>By the time you hit middle-age, you'll be unemployable as a programmer

Why?

And by that time you should have already moved to manager. What am I missing?

>>1226648
they're just movies except the actors are fucking in them. it's like Hollywood movie sex scenes except the whole movie is one long sex scene and you can actually see penetration. Movies are an artform.

Are you saying artistic freedom is illegal?

you should watch boogie nights.

>>1226648
In the United States, obscenity is determined by so-called "community standards".
There are a few places in the U.S. where all fucking on tape would be obscene like Mormon or ultra-orthodox Jewish strongholds, but that does not represent the vast majority of America.

>>1226645
>financial fraud analytics for a career

What is this?

>>1226645
Depends. Is this an associates program, bachelor's, masters, what?

Bottom line, it's not particularly well known, so be prepared to explain it in every interview until you have some job experience

>>1226645
You'll sit around on a cuck wage analysing people who are making more than you

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>>1226626
>good money

Nigger, I don't settle for anything less than 6 figures these days. It's such a step down.

>>1226654
Well im sure you have a degree and I dont because i cant afford college

>>1226626
I'd rather just buy an ownership stake in the company.

Who wants to crawl under mobile homes and in crawl spaces in bumfuck TN? Fuck that noise.

If it makes you feel any better, you probably didn't have the skills for all those earlier ones either.

The life of an untalented, unskilled and most of unambitious loser.

Nothing to see here.

>>1226602

ever thought of gaining the necessary skills? or are you too busy playing video games and jerking off to anime porn?

It's clickbait dude. It exists to drive advertising, not to inform.

The surest way to get someone to click something is to heavily imply that it will reinforce their biases.

I quite like this Paul Graham snippet
>The political commentators who come up with shifts to the left or right in their morning-after analyses are like the financial reporters stuck writing stories day after day about the random fluctuations of the stock market. Day ends, market closes up or down, reporter looks for good or bad news respectively, and writes that the market was up on news of Intel's earnings, or down on fears of instability in the Middle East. Suppose we could somehow feed these reporters false information about market closes, but give them all the other news intact. Does anyone believe they would notice the anomaly, and not simply write that stocks were up (or down) on whatever good (or bad) news there was that day? That they would say, hey, wait a minute, how can stocks be up with all this unrest in the Middle East?

This has happened before with the Porsche 911.

If you don't know about the Porsche 911, it was very similar to the Tesla because it promised to change the world.
It used an engine unlike any other. This futuristic engine was cooled by air conduction, instead of water like normal cars. Meaning that it didn't need a radiator, water pump, hoses were all redundant.
And even more crazy, is that the engine was placed at the rear of the car, instead of the front. And as psychics tell us, pushing an object requires less energy than pulling.

The 911 was a hit when it was announced and orders poured in.
In the 60's and 70's Porsche had so many orders for their 911 sports car that they could not keep up with demand.
They even created the 912 - which was the same exact car as the 911, but built in Austria instead of Germany.
By 1974, Posche had added a 913, and 914, again completely the same as the 911 and 912.

And soon even a 918 joined the lineup. On the advice of Slovakian factory manager Richard Marcinko, they skipped the 915, 916, and 917 to give the impression that they were producing more cars than they actually were, in the hopes that people would stop placing orders.

Not long after, the company had to close down because people kept wanting to buy their expensive products for large sums of money. Its basic free market economics. A large demand is never a good thing.