Going for my first big boy job.
Is pic related a good suit to buy (accounting)?
I'm fashion retarded and apparently the one button suit I already own is too formal.
Alternatively there's this charcoal one
>>1390556
dont let them see you are a fking beta newbie who care to much, try something more casual, but with some class. The suit is the last thing you should care. . .
How can I make money, all I like to do is beat off and listen to Gucci mane (not at the same time)
>>1390536
You could sell bootleg gucci mane t-shirts.
>>1390536
>sell your sperm each time you beat off
Start a Gucci Mane themed porno site, where the girls are fucked while Gucci tracks play in the background.
profit.
My idiotic cousin believes that Pokemon Go will eventually surpass Uber in revenue. Is this even a debate. There is no way that is happening. What do you guys think?
>>1390510
i highly doubt it, although the industry of games where you walk around town doing stuff might get pretty big
>>1390512
Apparently Pokemon Go is slotted to make around 40 billion in revenue by the end of the year
>>1390513
whats ubers?
How do you handle a truffle farm?
How long does it take for truffles to grow? How much income can I expect per year after they grow consistently?
How do I take care of them?
If I don't live in a hilltop area then I can bring trucks full off rich mineral dirt into my land?
What counts for a 5000euro/kg worth of truffles? I know most average truffles don't exceed over 150$ for 2.2 pounds of truffles.
>>1390509
read it. was reading truffle as tribble. figured out that it wasnt tribbles you were talking about. now my emotions are in a bear market
>>1390511
Good lord, man.
>>1390509
oh hey specialized knowledge. Maybe you should read a book or something. Or visit some orchards yourself. Maybe a little back of the napkin math and some phonecalls.
Maybe not give us a bunch of variables
I have no friends. Can you make it in the business world without connections? If you offer people a good mutual beneficial deal, you can get by, right? Money matters more than an old friend in business?
>>1390488
yes
I'll be your friend anon!
Sup /biz/,
I have no money to spare but I want to learn more about the business world.
What's the best stock market game you can get on the Play Store?
Download think or swim and trade with paper. No games. Now go back to /v/
>>1390455
>Now go back to /v/
Lel, there's nothing wrong learning with a stock market game.
The only thing it does is that it simulates the money I don't have because I'm a poor student.
>>1390451
Download Interactive Brokers TWS & open a paper trading account
How do I make passive money off this online.
>>1390420
Start a service where if people provide you their nintendo login (or however you login) info and payment, you will catch pokemon for them, level them up, etc.
Have to actually be able to deliver.
>>1390427
I've started to look at how to make some cash on the side from this stupid fad. Leveling other peoples accounts seems like a lot of work, it would probably be easier to spoof your location to get a decent account then sell on playerauctions. Theres already accounts on there going for $90+.
>>1390420
Could just start a site where you track relevant pokemon information and shit, and market towards university students. Maybe even let people schedule meetups or something
Making tiny gains edition.
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> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Soon. As in by the time you retire soon. They only have plans on an Australian beta (https://robinhood.com/au/) and only just launched a Chinese version of the app (http://gupiao.baidu.com/download/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
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>>1390400
who /still holding MGT/ here?
>>1390431
still waiting until later this month, probably on Friday or Monday open
Anybody going for XGTI?? Share price is bound to move up on the 20th
Why is this allowed?
>>1390304
i more rage about capital gains taxes, i already paid tax on the fuckin income i made in order to purchase the stock.........fuckin jews
Income and property taxes are to remind you that you are a slave and have to pay tribute to the king or go to the dungeon
because they have the muscle.
Anyone else hate the new $100 bill? I miss the old $100 bill, it might've looked old but it looked like real money. The new one looks like those fake plastic money euros use.
Counterfeiters love the old ones 2. If we had not changed over they would be printing off better quality 100's than we were.
>>1390231
AusFag here
>regular user of the world's most secure/aesthetic pleasing physical currency :^)
Excluding the obnoxious gold 100, the new revisions look really nice. What security features have they added? Maybe instead of the gold 100, a transparent film would have looked better, and served as a deterrent to counterfeiters. Is it still made of paper?
Also revising your currency is going to bankrupt North Korea.
Also is consistently really that difficult?
If I make 40k a year what should I be spending on rent? Currently spending ~$600 altogether no central heat or air tho
Do you want heating and ac? Then find something with them. Can you go without it? Then stay where you are. Limiting yourself to some arbitrary amount for rent based on income is retarded.
I made a little over $60k so far this year. I'm spending $0 a month thanks to being supported by a little thing I like to call mom and dad.
>>1390201
As little as you can get away with without it affecting your health or happiness.
I have figured out how to trick the blockchain and duplicate Bitcoin.
I am already selling small amounts.
I will start dumping at the end of the week.
You've been warned.
>>1390142
Why would you post that online? You should already be partying on your own island and banging playmates...
>>1390142
Yah okay
>>1390142
Tight.
So how much bitcoin do I have to buy to become filthy rich?
$10,000?
youd be better off using that 10k to invest in a time machine
>>1390128
the first rule to becoming rich, is to find a way to do so without asking someone else to do it for you
>>1390128
What do you consider filthy rich? $20 million? If you did have that much money to spend on bitcoin then why would you spend it on bitcoin? You might find that $20 million is worth $5 million in 10 years. You are better off putting the money in a vangaurd index fund and just living off the ROI.
Where is a good place for an autistic college student to volunteer on the weekends for résumé filler and to get a letter of recommendation for?
Perhaps with old people?
>>1390123
Most NGOs want money not more people. That being said, you should try to form your own organization to do something.
Ohhhhhh that's a very good idea
I don't have much money or friends really so there may be trouble with that
I saw that other post about the actor getting paid 10 mil and just putting it in the bank and living off interest. Why exactly is this bad? 10 mil with interest is enough to live on for the rest of your life... why risk the safety by investing?
Well you'll lose money over time compared to inflation, guaranteed if you leave your money in a bank while investing in the stock market isn't quite that high risk of you if you diversify all of your investments
>>1390115
Bank interest is slow af. I put my saving in Acorns and it makes me more in a week than my Bank did in a month.
>>1390171
How is that thing not a scam