Nooooooooooooo
My gains
I didn't expect such a giant drop. Guess I should have sold at $100. Oh well.
I'm going to load up if this goes below $85 a share.
>>1389616
i miss the day when mudslime attack = boost in NFLX
How did they go down? why?
>Mom approaches me
>Hey anon, we were thinking of buying a franchise to run as a family. What franchise would you be interested in buying?
How to respond to this?
Shove your silver spoon up your ass, OP
>>1389581
Mcdonalds, buffalo wild wings.
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How does it make you feel?
Half of billionaires were millionaires thanks to their parents
Another quarter grew up in upper middle class.
A students work for C students as the saying goes. School suits medium-high iq people with low creativity. Geniuses are high iq with high creativity leading them to perform poorly in school.
In fact studies show people with highest 5% of IQ are rarely presented in a group of top 15% gpa students. There might be several factors explaining this phenom.
When I weigh it against the fact that much less than ⅔ of the population has a college degreezzz...
if you rent an apartment for 1400 a month and you pay 200 but youre looking for a roommate to pay 1200 a month, do you think people would accept the circumstance? i already know people would accept the price.
>>1389447
>i already know people would accept the price
Where are you, Florida or something?
>>1389457
nyc LOL
So you're only gonna occupy 14% of the apartment, use 14% of the utilities, etc.?
That's a hard sell.
ITT: Scams
made 1k on etoro, ..paid by paypal..wtf no scams
>blaiming a broker
Lmao, unless they specifically did something then its your fault
Is this one of those "I did something illegal/against the rules, so they banned me. What a scam!" threads?
What is the best economical model and why is it the model of rational self interest?
>>1389377
After I smoke a beer, daddy's cummies taste weirder.
if its so great where is the part that says it will not theaten the well being of the people to which the individual belongs?
>>1389430
*threaten
Is economics a branch of the Humanities or is it an exact science?
Also, what would /biz/ recommend to someone who's trying to learn economics by himself, at home, without the assistance of college classes? Is Mankiw's book "Principles of Economics" a good way to start?
>>1389366
>Is economics a branch of the Humanities or is it an exact science?
It's neither, you retard.
It's a social science.
>>1389366
Why are you trying to learn economics in your spare time?
In two years, you will be able to go to an employer and let them know "Yeah, I studied economics in my free time."
It's a social science.
>Mankiw
Seems legitimate, go for it.
>TFW too intelligent to work or start a businese
Iktfb
>>1389282
>too intelligent to start a business
Same holy shit
>Get interview for entry level sales apprentice position
>HR sounds good on the phone and eager to set up an interview
>Go to interview with the man I will be reporting to if hired
>Great vibe and connection but interview only lasted 15 min
>Says he has others to interview and I should hear something back by this Wednesday
How fucked am I? I thought interviews were supposed to be at least half an hour..
>>1389174
Ya?
what a pointless thread
kill yourself
my last interview was only around 15-20 minutes and I got the job (government, not private sector)
My coworkers tell me stories about their kids - all of whom are either juniors or seniors on college. During their internships, their sons/daughters are being flown around the country to give presentations to Chief officers of these mid/large sized corporations and being courted to join their corporate programs at management level. These interns typically major in common engineering and business disciplines at well-ranked state schools (Penn State, Rutgers, etc). Many are Indian so I know culturally they get pushed a little harder to succeed, but some are white as well.
While these stories are likely embellished a little, I'm sure the gist of them are true.
What do companies gain from doing this? What generates such an intense interest in some of these students who -aside from having good greats and a good work ethic - probably don't stand out from the 10s of thousands of honors students at other state schools.
It's just foreign to me and maybe you guys can explain it better. The smartest people still need to learn the ins and outs of a company and I don't understand what these interns are doing so differently where they come for two months and suddenly they are qualified to lead a team over the more senior employees, are flown around the country, and have rent provided while they work. I work for a very large, non-sexy company and have never even seen our CEO in person.
>>1389127
Nepotism
>>1389154
/thread
> What do companies gain from doing this?
Internships are largely a marketing exercise. It is extremely beneficial to have a student go back to school and tell all his/her friends about the interesting work they did at McWageCuck Consulting and how much prestige the organization has.
> don't stand out from the 10s of thousands of honors students
Right. 4.0 GPA with nice extra-curricular are fairly common (at that salary range). What they're looking for is a solid student that also has family connections. If your client's CEO has a nephew working at your firm, keeping them as a client becomes exponentially easier.
Chelsea Clinton got a $900,000/year job after graduating. Do you honestly think it was because of her worth as a person or because it was an easy gateway into the Clinton's?
whats the biggest conglomerate you can think of in terms of assets
>>1389079
Berkshire maybe
>>1389079
Samsung?
B L A C K R O C K A S S E T M A N A G E M E N T
Is it possible to get a job from self-learning to program and having no degree? Anything, just like a $30,000 per year kind of job? How long would it take? Or is it a fucking pipe-dream? I just want to make enough to live my own fucking studio apartment and eat.
>>1389075
Do FOSS stuff on the LKML or GitHub
>>1389075
https://medium.com/always-be-coding/abc-always-be-coding-d5f8051afce2#.75jp9r2pc
>>1389075
You don't have the discipline to work at least 8 hours a day on programming, do you?
The guy who invented the coffee collar is a billionaire while there are guys who invented devices for oil companies that make them millions daily are living very middle class. I know one personally. How you go about seeking intellectual property rights is very important.
So /biz/, I have things to sell, little gimmicks that places like thinkgeek would wet themselves over. And things like a new type of welder that would have major industrial uses. Some would need trademarked and others patented or copyrighted. Oh, and an entire book of t-shirts.
So how do I go about doing this? I want to actually make money off these things, not sell my soul for a fraction of what they are worth.
Plz respond
mother fucker good thread i dont know tho xoxox
hab you brotobybed your welder product?
>>1389035
what the fuck
FILE YOUR TRADEMARK APPLICATIONS
FILE YOUR COPYRIGHT APPLICATIONS
FILE YOUR PATENT APPLICATIONS
whichever is appropriate for what you're trying to protect
>how do i go about this
type PATENT APPLICATION
TRADEMARK APPLICATION
or COPYRIGHT APPLICATION into google and proceed
I fell for the "go into what you like" meme when I chose to do a history degree at my university.
I'm 1 year off from graduating and I have ZERO idea what the fuck I'm going to do next. I have experience in marketing and public service.
I have ambitions to become a politician of sorts, or get into politics one way or another to pursue right-wing values.
I also live in Canada.
Any advice /biz/?
>>1389004
Become a politician and kill other politicians then kill yourself when you get caught
>>1389004
Change major, retard
>>1389004
>tfw starting a history degree in september
already regret it
sup /biz/ rate my idea
whoring out is legal here and whore generally put ads on the newpapers
think of a website where dudes could leave reviews of the whores and pay with paypal or some shit, pick the best whore and sort whores by rating and price table (eg.15$bj 45$ anal etc)
and whore would get to put several pics/videos/etc to ad herself and be sure she gets the money the dude owes her
also no more calling whore cell numbers, you can just have a private chat right on the website to arrange a meeting
I feel like there would be government regulations or pimps that would stand in your way. Whores are very often not just individuals butbpart of a larger game
>>1388947
Well ads are legal, it would be an ads agreggator
and pimping is illegal so I would report them
>>1388861
I think there is already one.
the erotic review website. you can sort them and found their contact numbers. if you pay, they will give you acces to the session details and some other shits.
its not that popular so you wont find a lot of escorts.
would you call the whore with 1200 good reviews?