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>>1460697
did you not do an internship first? what the fuck
they made you use excel in college projects too

>>1460697
youtube dude, ever been on the internet before?

>>1461010
This. There's not a single, more simpler method.

https://youtu.be/KAMeI4uHAFE

>>1460704

So basically, if you have investments that you think will outperform the housing market, you should rent?

>>1460747
just don't buy a house you can't afford or in an area of super high taxes. I'm from NJ, I know all about these taxes. Now I live in FL, much cheaper (and the weather is nicer)

>>1460687
>Im horrible with finances
>thinking about buying some stock thru robinhood
it checks out

>>1460690
Please elaborate.

>>1460694
The stock market attracts those horrible with finances like a light attracts moths.

how old?

>>1460707
24

>>1460714

You're good, just start doing things.

>>1460600
I don't even want to work now, much less 15-20 years from now.

>>1460600
I can build my own spaceship now so there goes that. Sucks4you.bmp

Eastern European here.
There's a shortage of skilled labour here right now, because everyone who learned a skill went to Germany/Uk to earn 3-5 times more money.
Government: Lol, I'm asking money from EU to train people, but I'll just steal it and tax the shit out of minimum wage.
People: But I have a University degree, why I can't find job? Guess I'll was the dishes in Germany.
Companies: Hey where everyone? Ok, I guess I'll move my factory to Asia.
Me: Soo, I can get a full time job with in your office for $300/month with overtime..
No, thanks, I guess I can earn that money easily with online spamming from home.
Hey, at least we do't have a war unlike our neighbor, Ukraine.
...
Future? What future?

>inb4 leave the country: I don't want to leave my home:(

>>1460595
>knowledge

>>1460711
I don't need a book to teach me how to lose money I'm doing just fine at that already

>>1460535
ooo
if you want to really hate yourself
work at the usps
up to seven days a week, with no days off, up to 16 hour days everyday.

>>1460535
Did you study at all...?

>>1460566
true shit, my friends just quit working there.

Sucks ass, but the pay is damn good

>>1460482
I have $1,000 from my dear old granny passing away. How do I turn this into $1m by Friday? Also, I don't want to leave my basement cave so something online would be ideal.

>>1460482
That's a low def reminder.

>>1460494
learn to program computers to be ur slaves. and work exponentially

> implying Monero is a pump z and dump
This move has been inevitable for a while now. You just need to be looking at new developments and thinking about how things will develop and how much things will be worth when that happens.

Go where the community is for the coin. Go where the developers are. And go where the people who will use the thing are like dark net communities.

>>1460462
Diversify. Have 5 to 6 different shitcoins that have good pump and dump potential, (Basically listen to shills on 4chan and do some background research) Then hold each coin till it pumps, sell it, wait till it crashes, and repurchase. Use the extra you made to invest in more shitcoins.

>>1460462

shitcoin pumps happen on no news, and the peak is reached in under 5 minutes. No point trying to catch those. Not enough volume anyway.

high volume non-shitcoin pumps happen when there is news. I have a real time rss feed that combines post titles from many subreddits into one continuously updated cascade. high volume moves take hours so these are much easier to catch if youre at the computer.

>studycuck
>meanwhile chad makes 2k a day in instagram/neurotypical popular guy makes 6k a day with youtube

>>1460456
There's no way to make 2k a day off instagram, and 6k a day on youtube ads? Maybe if you were endorsed by Nike and threw them into every video, sure. Not many people have what it takes to make 2m a year on youtube though, and even if they did, I can imagine that can get stressful.

>>1460451
>associate's degree
>cash

nope

>>1460438
Hard to know. As a romantic, I would like to conjecture that the memecoin fad dies out completely as they fade out of the hearts and minds of maturing NEETs worldwide and retreat into the warm bosom of obscurity. That's just my hope though. Let them die a peaceful death in their sleep instead of trying to revive dying fads. You are just prolonging their torture and agony by injecting stale memeisms and tarnishing the humor of satire when you treat them unironically. When the time comes for them to cross the Jordan, please let them go.

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>>1460438
>sage all frog threads
>report all frog threads

fucking frog poster

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>>1460498

>getting angry over pictures of frogs

>>1460401
It's difficult to make money at this. Yes lots of people do it. But competition is stiff. This is basically what major online retailers are doing, so people who make money on it usually have to find a niche obscure enough that it's not being done to death, but still large enough to make money on.

His story is likely an exaggeration

>>1460411
Yeah, that's what I figure. There's countless online clothing stores but for whatever reason they're all handing over money to this guy. Maybe there are that many people in the world willing to fork over cash for a t-shirt they aren't going to see for 5-6 weeks.

I thought it might be a scam where they're telling him that he's making money but they say it's held up or something but they need money for advertising that they fleece him for. Wondering if a scam like that existed or was known or something.

>>1460401
I wouldn't say it's impossible but it's very hard to pull 5 figures monthly off that business model. Plus, if he's a kid, he does not have connections, plain and simple. If he purchases his stock online he's already fucking himself and his story is fake.

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>>1460384
>claims to be a tech genius guru
>plans on dying

A few months ago he said full automation was going to be announced soon. Maybe this is it? Seems doubtful though as that would beg a bigger event...so maybe just a regular software update for the Tesla cars.

>>1460395
Better to accept death and strive for better then to be like kurzweil and lie to yourself about living forever.

>>1460380
>buy & sell like a true broker
Um, you wear a suit and work at Goldman or Morgan?

>>1460470
Very funny. Shall I wear a fedora with grey suit, too?

>>1460475
I don't know, but that's the only kind of place brokers work.

>>1460369
Wow, all you need to do is start digging with a shovel and diamonds appear!

How are you going to sell them? De Beers has a international monopoly on legal diamond trade and they won't buy from you. You need to sell them 'under the table' somewhere. Maybe to some tool manufacturer or something. You won't get as much for it as you think. You will likely earn more money digging up lithium or something legally.

>>1460369

This is an amazing post. Well done. I'm enthralled.

Godspeed OP.