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>>1463418
Approximately 60% of restaurants go bankrupt within a single year, just saiyan

>>1463418
what will it serve?

exclusively government cheese?

>>1463418
Russian food is a joke bred out of poverty

Do you want everyone at work to hate you?

>>1463414
>Be on 4chan
>see something that isn't that funny, but know it will make me laugh in this environment
>the 44th fucking pepe thread in a row
>Because I'm in an open office with 6 other people and should be proffesional, pressure builds.
>close window, look at news
>keep thinking about that fucking frog
>its ridiculous eyes
>I smirk a little
>smirk grows to smile
>can't contain myself any longer
>myfuckingsides.jpg

I don't understand why nobody's even asked what I'm laughing at, fucking autists.

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>>1463426

>>1463371

hold them till 2025. thank me later

Should buy ethereum imo

>steem

TOP KEK

>>1463357
>binary options
>not just trading traditional options

It's like you can't grasp the statistics of trading.

>>1463363
What's wrong with binary?
I want to invest big money, so I prefer binary

>>1463368
you only win if you're right
you can win in traditional options even if you're wrong
you can NEVER win if you're wrong in binary
it's going to be a lot harder to dollar cost average if you can even do that
commissions and fees, plus the fact that the probability of being in the money is literally -EV, kinda like blackjack.

>>1463328

if
you have any stories about buying shit/selling shit feel free to share.

>>1463329
I've tried selling shit on craigslist before and like 40% of the time it goes smooth. Just "Hey do you have item available?" "Yes" "Okay when can we meet?" "Whenever you want, just let me know" "Okay [date] [time] [location]" "Okay see you then"

And it's done. They don't even haggle, just respect the listed price.

Then 60% of the time is the bullshit.
>Tries offering 30% of the price off the bat
>Retarded, unrelated question
>Sometimes idiots message you. Like one time some Indian pajeet kid wanted to buy and then turned out he needed to ask his parents because he wasn't old enough to buy things so he wanted me to talk to his indian dad (lol wut), was just retarded so i stopped replying
>Morons saying they saw cheaper prices on CL even though i check regularly to make sure I'm offering the best price and adjust accordingly

annoying asf

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>>1463335

Craigslist is the worst, these days I stop responding when they want to meet "tomorrow"

Just sold my car on after a month of dealing with complete idiots.

>Hi is the car still for sale
>Yup
>Anything wrong with it?
>No

Stops responding

>Hello is the car for sale?
>Yes
>Can I see it tomorrow
>Sure

Doesn't show up/doesn't respond

>car still for sale?
>Yes
>I can stop by today if that's okay with you
>Sure thing, address "XXX XXXX XXXXXXX"
>Shows up
>Test drives it
>I'll let you know in a few weeks, I'm just testing cars out right now trying to figure out which one I want.

Fucker really just wasted my time & gas. Might as well been a hobo.

Please respond.

>comes into a hive of NEETs
>asks for leadership skills advice
kek

>>1463320
You better be good at acting freindly and sucking your bosses PENIS op

>>1463315
I think you might need to be a bit cleverer

I'll give you guys 1 kitten for 1 bitcoin. :)

If you turn that case on, I will send you three.

1. The global economy has crashed after the 2011-2017 asset price bubble (equities, government bonds, real estate) burst. USA and China are still superpowers, but dealing with the economic fallout.

2. Biotechnology and electric vehicles are flourishing, fossil fuels and mining are dying

3. No

4. Yes

5. Yes

>>1463356
I like this

>>1463356
This anon has a pretty decent grasp of reality. I'd be friends with him.

None of them

It's called the Idiot Tax for a reason

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they dont tell you about the boxes of tickets they have in their garage , that they buy in bulk, of the ones they lost.

they probably wanna get u addicted 2 , so they dont feel as retarded about being the only sucker on the job site.
u need 2 use ur common sense.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all on /biz/ it still manages to out /biz/ itself.
>How can I make money on scratchies?

Why don't you plant one dollar bills in your backyard and see if a money tree grows?

>>1463275
maybe you should find something to do that is actually productive and beneficial to society?

>>1463275
>Channel about biz
How about doubling down on a type of biz?
>Channel about E-Commerce
>Channel about balancing Parenting and running a small business
>Channel about Multi-Nationals
>Channel that profiles the best CFOs in each industry

>Channel about tech
Again, laser focus
>Channel about large format cameras
>Channel about portable battery chargers, getting most power quickly. Which ones are dangerous, which ones loose charge too quickly

Niche!

>>1463275
just do fucking gaming commentary videos with unusual titles like "MEETING DONALD TRUMP" and proceed to talk about bullshit story where you saw him for a few seconds and derail the video about a hot girl you met there and kiss her for like 10 minutes for more youtube revenew and end with "yeah sorry guys for derailing to much it was just a funny part of this story XD" close up slow motion with le epic adolf hitler sieg heil with capslock impact font "BYE! PEACE"
+1.300.000 guaranted views
So imagine you download now in the united states it would be roughly 1 dollar every 1500 views
1500/1300000= 866 dollars a video
3 videos each week 2598$
10 video a month plus the unusual video who got more views than usual= 9000$ a month
Enjoy your stay in California

>>1463251
>Any suggestions
Enjoy your unemployment. I don't really enjoy mine.

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>>1463251

>lists a bunch of cliche skills
>doesn't list any accomplishments

Slightly different, I need a copy-and-paste Biography I need for press kits. What does /biz/ think of my anonymized one:

>Anon Anonson is a Documentary Filmmaker and Multi-Discipline Artist.
>A Masters graduate from the prestigious RichKidWanker College of Place
>In 2015 he presented his first solo exhibition, the multi screen sculpture piece "excessively long, ironic title of the artwork" a comical self-deconstruction of both portraiture and the creative process.
Anonson is also one half of conceptual music "Band " Name Our Band
>Anonson has given numerous talks and lectures on the nature of storytelling and message making including [list of speeches and talks, names of conferences]

What is missing? I don't have any press clippings... yet. I've worked on maybe two films that got into festivals, I don't even know.

Should I have a spiel along the lines of? (this is NOT what my work is about, at all)
>Anonson's work explores the confluence of space and physical intimacy exploring the tensions and dynamics of how each affects the other in a modern urban context.

it cant, you make money by applying economics in your life and your investments

>>1463250
some companies hire economists and pay them generously. they're good at analysing the market and telling companies where to go in the future. If by american dream you mean a well paying job, then economics can get you that. some good double majors are accounting+finance (popular), accounting+eco, management+accounting

>>1463250
>How can learning economics help anyone achieve "the American Dream"?
They could get a job as a market analysist. You know, if they're good and can prove it.

It's called "A Job".

lottery tickets

>>1463249
Why lottery tickets?

>>1463237
I'd find a job with better work conditions. You're sacrificing a lot for a job that rewards disproportionately less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARrNYyJEnFI

>>1463219
Thank you.

If anyone's willing to give me more material I'll be thankfull, I love learning this kind of shit

https://youtu.be/z1skhHVztgc

An informative video. No BS, just plain talk.

Yes, no, maybe?

Do you own the restaurant?

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>>1463260
no, some family owns it so I won't have to give them SHIT

I ordered 40 of them of varying designs for the iphone 5 for about $70, so I only need to sell 7 of them (and then buy 33 iphones if the others don't sell)