daily reminder that you aren't rich if you can't go

>>1460482
I have $1,000 from my dear old granny passing away. How do I turn this into $1m by Friday? Also, I don't want to leave my basement cave so something online would be ideal.

>>1460482
That's a low def reminder.

>>1460494
learn to program computers to be ur slaves. and work exponentially

As if poors can afford a coffin and burial plot. Lol. They get burnt into ashes like a piece of trash.

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>>1460669
I'm reminding that the ops pic is wrong you fucking moron .

>>1460689
you need to read the book

>>1460482
>pic

>rich guy had a ballin' life
>poor guy was just shit until the grave

>"LOL WHO CARES ABOUT MONEY WE ALL DIE THE SAME TAKE THAT 1%"

>>1460752
see>>1460669
>>1460699

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>>1460482
Daily reminder that you aren't rich if you cannot buy GOD himself!!!

>>1460771
what is the point?

Being poor is always worse than being rich, I don't get what you mean.

It's like saying you aren't rich if you can't go out and buy the ability to travel to mars right now

>>1460771
We all get the point.
That doesn't mean the point is dogshit delusion

>>1460482
on day the rich will be able to afford immortality and keep it secret from the plebs to avoid societal disintegration

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>>1460783
>she can't afford to traverse the ocean of space
in quest of new opportunity

Rich guy here. I am immortal. I bought it from a scientist a few years ago. I wont go into further detail because I might get DOXed

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>>1460903
>claims can buy immortality.
>cant buy a secure internet connection.

>>1460927
oh i am posting from a secure connection, i assure you.. i just dont want to get into details like the location and vicinity of my immortality purchase

>>1460669
>he doesnt equate making an impact with eternal life
Lol enjoy being remembered for two generations, pleb.

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>>1460995
whats worse, being delusional or moronic?

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>>1460797