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Financial Advisor / Investor 2016-11-09 20:53:46 Post No.1608458
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2016-11-09 20:53:46
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Hello /biz/, I have a very simple and probably stupid question.
How do I go upon finding a local jew to use my money to play in the stock market?
I don't have a lot, but I want to just give a jew like 5k with borderline no restrictions with the only objective being to grow it on the market.
I don't really want advice on what to do with my assist or whatever the hell it else they do, I just want to give them a small stack of money and say go nuts. Don't care about high risk, just go fucking nuts.
I have no idea what I'm doing and wont pretend to, that's why I would like to let someone else local do it.
If possible I would like to pay them based on gain % or something, more incentive to grow it like the fucking plague.
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I understand what you want. You want some sophisticated day trader to take your money and try to make something huge out of it.
Not sure about the laws behind it but I don't think many people would be willing to do that though. What would you do if they lost it all? Or even lost more than you gave them
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>>1608463
>What would you do if they lost it all?
Like I said, high risk doesn't bother me. As long as there is a paper trail that I can read and it shows he didn't just fucking steal it, I'm fine.
I enjoy roulette, risk doesn't bother me.
>Or even lost more than you gave them
You're going to have to explain this one to me, If I give them 5k, how would they lose more?
Take a loan out in my name or something?
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>>1608478
it's called margined trading. you could of course put a restriction on him to not do that. gains on 5k unleveraged would be slow.
BUY OIL!!!!!
OIL IS GOING TO THE MOON, WHY ARENT YOU BUYING OIL???
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why is it going to the moon
let me guess, Trump will collaborate with Russia on Syria, the chaos will end and OPEC will restore the cartel
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>>1608460
Dammit. Didn't even think of that.
How does this effect auto manufacturing?
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>>1608447
OPEC controls less than half the world supply now, the US is the swing producer and has private companies managing risks instead of being a whole state dependant on high oil prices like the sheiks.
Trump want's to deregulate the sector, and is in opposition to the islamic dictatorships that payrolled Clinton
Oil is going down.
Way down.
Until Trump invades Iran for some trumped-up reason
Then we go back to the moon
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What stock will go up or down tomarrow? 2016-11-09 20:13:51 Post No.1608382
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What stock will go up or down tomarrow?
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Help this poor student out
I have €150 and I want to bet that a stock go up or down. Does somebody know a interesting stock I should bet on?
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Don't do stocks. Try Forex instead
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>>1608384
forex is ok now because of the elections but i heard forex traders have done very well if they're even by the end of one year. You lose as much you win in forex its so 2 sided. But I guess if you want to make some quick buck its ok but not in the long run
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I have something similair like forex, now i need a company
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Soo....
How are all the Trump voters planning on paying their medical bills now?
Biotech ETF rallying 9% you cant make this shit up lmao!
>Obamacare was bad
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>>1608368
Sell baby sell!
Oh and save the money because I'm not a leech with medical bills.
Awwwww yeaaahhhhhh boiiiiiiii
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>>1608368
Don't know, but they'd better hurry up and respond before Trump shits on net neutrality and suddenly 4chan vanishes from the neo 'internet'.
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>>1608368
ACA is the worst pieces of legislation that came out of the Obama administration.
You can't even tell me why it's good without insults and muh poor people, which aren't even really covered under those shitty bronze plans
>>1608509
But you'd be fine with Hillary doing this though, right? Cause she had the same policy.
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> Rep President
> Rep House
> Rep Senate
Trump will be able to push literally anything through that he wants to push through.
Are we going to see a surge in the stock market?
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None of the policies he will push through will solve the structural issues with the economy. So maybe there might be a short term surge but long term kiss your ass goodbye.
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All of his policies he'll push through will solve the structural issues with the economy. So maybe there might be a short term drop but long term enjoy the bull ride.
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He will probably get some of his policies pushed through but not all of them will be able to solve the structural issues with the economy. So maybe there might be a short term change but also long term change.
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So I've held onto GEI, an Albertan pipeline and oil production company, since early 2014 before oil crashed. It went as high as $26 then it went as low as $12.00 last year and recovered to over $18.00 this year then dropped again because of the fires in Alberta in the summer. It also has a 7% dividend.
I did really well on Enbridge because I bought it when oil was at it's lowest.
Should I just cut my losses with GEI and invest in something different, or should I just wait out the oil slump and hope it recovers?
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>>1608234
Well, if..
chances that GEI recover x percent > chances that another stock you want to buy increases x percent
I'd stick with it. But don't listen to me, I'm a buy & hold idiot.
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>>1608287
The dividend payout will cover my losses in like 5years given the dividend doesn't decrease and the stock doesn't decrease
So in the long run I guess it's a good bet. It's just sad seeing my other holdings do well and this one in the red
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Yay trump will approve keystone
Whats the easiest and least painful way to kill myself /biz/?
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>>1608220
why the fuck did you put joe biden if hes with obama
retardo
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>>1608220
Why the fuck would you bet on Joe Biden?
Why the fuck?
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Is Yobit just a continuous pump and dump?
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Yeah. Hop on the BEEP pump right now
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>>1608157
Owner Yobit is Money laundry fro drugsmoney
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There are much more reliable altcoin trading websites, like poloniex.com, bittrex.com
So now that we all made like chads from shilling bitcoins for the past six months we can move onto better things now.
Whats the next altcoin that will make us rich bizbros
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Trumpcoin
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>>1608094
Invest in Trumpcoin!
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XMR, FCT, ETH
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What do you lads know about the private investigations business? It's something that I am seriously considering getting into. Image aside, I'm not buying into the glamorized teevee version of this industry, I'm just a slightly autistic guy who works well alone and is meticulous about gathering information. I help my father with his investment properties and he is always impressed with my ability to dig up information on prospective tenants (and he is a lawyer who has some experience dealing with this sort of thing). I don't think it's something I would want to do forever, I have a trade school certificate but I am having trouble finding someone to take me on as an apprentice, I just don't want to take some minimum-wagecuck job where I have to deal with a lot of people as this is just not my thing. I'm certainly not looking to get rich from this, but does anyone know of the earning potential here?
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How are you gonna get information if you don't interact with people? How are you going to be at two places at the same time when your job requires you to observe more than one person?
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>>1608084
I can interact with people,I just prefer not to. A private investigator spends most of their time in front of a computer and/or doing surveillance from the seat of their car.
>How are you going to be at two places at the same time.
If we could solve that mystery I think everyone would be more efficient in any job. Got any suggestions?
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What are the best ways to dig up info on someone?
So, where's the crash, guys???
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>>1607927
Hill shills are in full blown hibernation
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>>1607927
Trump is already making america great, he already bankrupted mexico and we are best buds with russia
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>>1607927
She conceded late last night, which took away all the uncertainty.
No crash
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I am opening a business that is related to online, IT, web, security.
I want to integrate one of these into my business name, no other options.
Which of these speaks to you most strongly (vividly in imagination). Which best suits tech industry?
Hat, Orb, Oak or Jaw?
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>>1607910
Orb is the obvious choice, laymen already think IT is magic.
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>>1607910
The marble
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>>1607918
>Orb is the obvious choice, laymen already think IT is magic.
I mean it kind of is, there's a lot of occult worked into.
daemons, old lucent logo, wizards, etc.
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If they can do it, we can.
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>>1607840
What, be born into wealth and power?
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>>1607849
Beat the system you cuck.
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>>1607856
>small loan of a million dollars
So what's going to happen to the economy now that he'll be president?
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>>1607748
Depends if he still wants to enact his retarded economic policies. If so, we're fucked.
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Learn Chinese because the US just handed the planet to China.
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How do I profit off of the Trump presidency?
The only decent idea I have is for a porno. We can capitalize on this election for plot and characters. The main scene is of Trump fucking Hillary in the ass with Bernie in the corner of the room stroking his limp dick. A second scene is of Hillary being cucked by bill and some prositute because her pussy is too loose. This is the main reason why Trump chose her asshole over her pussy in the previous scene.
How can I get my porno idea put to use? I'd pay to see that with decent actors and lookalikes.
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>>1607729
Dumb idea.
This is the real shit right here:
Step 1: Start investment firm
Step 2: Make bold claims like Trump himself did, telling people you will double/tripple their money with your investments
Step 2.1: Make people believe you will use the same investment tactics as Trump, becasue Tump supporters love all things Trump
Step 3: Profit????
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>>1607811
>he thinks he just invented Ponzi Schemes
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>>1607811
Step 4: SEC investigation
Step 5: FBI investigation
Step 6: Prison
Step 7: ????
Step 8: Raped by feral niggers in prison