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if you're asking this question then most likely answer is yes

>>1604180
its not a good idea to fuck people in the work place.

watch that jerry seinfeld episode where he gets a maid, then starts having sex with her.

tl;dw is she does a good job, they fuck, now she slacks off, and still gets paid the same wage.

costanza fucks his assistant and he ends up getting fired for it. if you're in a position like jerry, you can easily let her go and hope she doesn't sabotage your position of power.

>>1604190

life's problems can always be summed up with a seinfeld episode

CPA

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>>1604164
Did you pick a major yet?

Please don't just follow random career advice from strangers on a Mongolian mountain goat milking forum.

Analyze yourself. What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? What do you enjoy?

Analyze the market. What industries are hiring? What industries are shrinking? Where might you enjoy working?

Only then will you discover your true career.

>>1604171
Yes, I appreciate that... I've heard this from people close to me as well. I have no major selected, which is why i'm here. I am willing to put in the work towards anything, I just don't want to take the wrong path.

Anyone?

You can buy lemons that have been returned to the dealership for substantial markdowns sometimes.

Have to research what you are doing but it's a viable option.

>>1604124
Never done this before. I've bought all of my cars from mechanic shops. If you ask for it they'll usually give you a good warranty or repair plan since they will just do the labor themselves. Two quick examples- I bought a 2006 Grand Marque a few years ago. Bought the car and had the guy throw in an oil change, checkup, etc along with a warranty before paying. Other car was for my brother, got an Altima, which ended up having a bad transmission a few weeks after we got it. Shop fixed it for free since we had agreed on a warranty. Buying a used car is always a crap shoot. I've bought a lemon before and it really sucks, so it's nice to have some assurance that if things go wrong, you have some recourse.

>rental property
earn increasingly more money as population density gets higher
>401k
get fucked by government when USD hyperinflates after ww3

Interesting perspective. Is it because Americans have been sheltered from the rising geopolitical events unlike their Eastern counterparts?

>as if they don't do both

Those strategies are about all you can do. Easiest way to catch up with monitization ideas is to analyze your competition (with adblock disabled).
You'll make most of the revenue from selling featured ads and sponsored email newsletters. Unless you're really good with display ads.
I remember hackernews had a stint where a bunch of event aggregators were popping up. I still use one of them I found there -- etrigg. Do some searching there (hackernews), the comments re more insightful than anything you'll read on biz.
Are you coding the website yourself or outsourcing it? Have you ever done a project like this before?

>>1603866
It's my project, but I have a friend who does websites for a living and he has accepted to do it for me for a good price as he is studying, so we meet up and work on it together, so technically he is on my payroll. I have seen the previous work he has done and it is very good.
I have no previous experience with websites or anything, so I am trying to learn everything that I can. But if it fails, then it's no big deal, it's an interesting side project but not going to my main thing.
I'm currently working as a junior consultant while studying my masters in finance, so it's something I work during weekends or whenever I have time.

>>1603879
Where will you be pulling events from?
Do you plan on manually inputting them? If not, who's job is that going to be?
Is your time valuably spent by scraping local calendars and adding those events to your website?
Who will be finding and contacting event managers to close sales on premium event listings? Those things don't sell themselves.

Nobody wants to visit an event calendar with no events. And nobody wants to buy premium listings on a website with no traffic. Most of your time will likely be dedicated to marketing.

Gonna try to answer without shilling.

Yes it is worth it imo

Keep in mind this is my job but for the past 5 years it's been treating me right. I guarantee my clients at least a b or i refund their money give them a free project and feel bad about myself for sucking at my job. Idk how other gws do it but i complete the assignment, tell client its done, then get payment first but send them the file seconds after being paid. A good gw should offer to edit/rewrite until youre happy for no extra charge. They should also encourage you to google the entire paper and take anti plagiarism counter measures to ensure their is no risk taken by the client when handing the work in. They should also also encourage you to read the entire thing carefully to familiarize yourself with the content so you feel natural answering questions about it. A really next level gw will also ask you what bias to reflect in the writing in case your teaching lady is a level 9 libcuck and u want to suck her box by sharing her opinion.

wARning SHILL LINE ends here!!!!!


Summerschoolhelp at gmail.com if u need me senpai. Im not cheap but ill have it done in less than a day if you need

>>1603793
What are your rates? This is a ten-page paper so you'll understand if I want to shop around a bit to find the best price but I'd give your preference for being a fellow biznessman

>>1603784
Stop procrastinating you fuckin looney

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They do tend to move around 4% in the days after.

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Each party tends to have about the same volatility during their tenure.

interesting but there are too many extraneous factors like the bankruptcy of lehman brothers in 2008

code a meme shitcoin, we will shill it

>>1603621
How did you go through the whole degree without realising that you hate coding?

>>1603674
Lmao exactly. OP you're retarded

>>1603527

Make Youtube Videos

>>1603527
There's practically an infinite number of things you can do. It's like asking what car should I buy when there's a thousand different makes and models and I don't mention what continent you're on or any requirements I have.
A side job is a side job. If you have zero skills/talents, you have no option but laborious tasks you mentioned. Snow shoveling. Baby sitting. Dog walking. You'll probably make more with a webcam on chaturbate.
Not to knock those things. Some people buy things at goodwill/garage sales and flip them on ebay for a profit. But since you're broke, you likely lack the capital to risk for that sort of thing.

If you ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers like >>1603529.

>>1603529
with the recent youtube updates i dont see how that will be beneficial.. And I don't think youtube will earn me much unless I scale the fuck out of it and build up the SEO which takes months and is not guaranteed.
I made some money with content lockers and affiliate marketing but the constant algo changes and updates from social media fucks my shit up and I end up in the red. I don't have enough experience with that just yet but i would like to get back into it this summer once I am free from my engineering classes.

No. Anything non-demanding online job is for fools who value their time at pennies by the hour.

Anything worth more requires an investment from you: Time. Creating something of value. And learning how to sell.

I'm curious, what do you consider the "more important stuff" to focus on?

>>1603519
I want to spent my time reading mostly about philosophy/economics but with my wagecuck job I can't.

try mturk, but lotsa effort involved.. Or trade memes, but you need a bit of capital

>>1603506
i guess so. my portfolio is like 70% cash right now, plus i got some calls on volatility. bring da muthaphukin ruckus.

>>1603506
what are we buying? do you think monday will really be the big day? i figure it will be lower after trump wins the election.

>>1603518
VIX, Gold, Crypto. Can also have a straddle set up if you're into options.

If Trump wins, the stock market fall in the short term but then quickly rebound in a week. His proposed tax cut policies would be extremely attractive to businesses so the market will eventually price that in after they get over their temporary autism.

>>1603482
If you are not looking for quick money, you should be doing it anyway. If Shillary wins, the index will bounce back a bit, if Trump wins, I have at least five years to recoup the losses, so I don't care. I am buying in on Monday.

>>1603482
>recoup the losses
Why? No war with russia - no growth?

>>1603482
>Hillary will win
No, put it in a inverse ETF instead

Waves

>>1603442
Not monero because monero is not a P&D it is a solid investment into a long-lasting and beneficial crypto to rivial bitcoin

>>1603462
Monero is just a coin for fat pedophiles.

Buy waves

Serve food at mcdonalds and sometimes starbucks.

Live off of their parent's trust fund. Sauce: used to live in Brooklyn.

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>>1603433
Yeah, I would probably not hire someone who looked totally crazy. Looks aren't everything, but they do says a lot about someone. Usually they are trying to say "Look at me, I'm special" and that's not someone I want to work with.

im a smalltime day trader.. i trade with my own funds.. its absolutely shit, if you dont have access to immense capital. You need at least 200k imo to live off your daytrade profits

you'll get better money being a wagecuck, but trading is enjoyable for me and doesnt take much effort.

>>1603402
>You need at least 200k imo to live off your daytrade profits

What the fuck. You can make fucking great money a day with 1k. What the fuck are you doing?

>>1603404
forex guy huh? what method do you use?

You have to highly leverage your 1k to make significant profits.. which means you can lose it easily too.