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There is no such thing as cheap ground in the Netherlands. What will you use this ground for? In the North-East you'll find ground for the best price. But I have no idea of an exact amount. I can only tell you what houses cost. I'm a Dutch citizen, so I could always do some research for you on Dutch website. Just give me specific details.

I'd like just to make own marijuana seed bank, and I'm looking for cheap ground to build something like a big greenhouse. Only things what makes me afraid is getting ground, and permissions.

>>1604824

It's illegal to grow weed in the Netherlands. You should check the laws first before you start actually considering buying ground.

>>1604646
Catch OP and sell his boipucci

>>1604646
>How can we capitalise on this fact?

Invest in liberal rag magazines that make their living off of rape accusations.

If BLM was a stock, you would invest in this.

Make cheap PINK HOPE bracelets from China for 20 cents, that support rape victims and sell them to dumb cunt women for $20 a piece.

>>1604646
https://youtu.be/kjYE98Co9wM?t=173

>>1604643
FIRST

sage

Do you guys use any technical analysis software prior rubbing that girl's big tits?

>>1604643
I don't use technical analysis, but think or swim from TD ameritrade is the best


You're welcome OP

>>1604615
>a mobile car wash business
A what?

>>1604704
I think he means a mobile automotive detailing van that drives to the customers and washes/details their cars

>>1604764
Correct

>>1604530
the main character seems to be the owner of the business and not a wage slave. never had a boss like this though. jesus.

>>1604552
I want to one day be a business owner like this

Alpha as fuck. I like when he pours coffee all over himself then smashes his laptop with his head

>>1604530
>Ever had a day like this at the office?
I worked at a mom and pop pizza shop where the owner was bi-polar schizophrenic.
I quit after my first shift and called the cops on him.
Turns out he was off of his meds the day I started.
He legit acted like the guy in your video.
The store was shut down like 3 months later.

Probably the best pizza I've ever had though.
Guy just needed to stay on meds.

>>1604485
just a meme.
Congress isn't going to actually let him do anything. Even the Republicans know they have to leash that dog.

>>1604490
best reason to vote trump

he has no friends in washington

>>1604494
the GOP can't lose its majority in the Senate if I read it right. They might or might not keep the House.

so neither candidate is going to be able to do anything.

Median in this country is ~50K. You're making more than that starting. Do the math. Is there much room for advancement?

>>1604445
Median is a pretty bad way of looking at it, isn't the average much better? (which is $67,075)

>>1604459
No, median is better because average is fucked up by super poor and super rich outliers.

don't:

have sex with your hand

>>1604363
Don'ts"
>believe stupid motivational posters
>buy 7 habits of highly effective people
>work for others
>believe the corporate culture hype
Do's
>become great at what you do
>sell your services to others
>teach others to be great too
>take a percentage of their profits in return

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Name one successful person who takes advice from an anonymous poster on an image board where 50% of the threads begin with Pepe the frog and discussion about pumping and dumping alt-currencies

>>1604310
as an alpha woman it feels really fucking great knowing that at any point in time I can be rich, always get laid by top dick and even though I can take a backseat in life and just chill I can also take the front seat at any point and drive all the way to the bank.
it does make you a bit lazy though because it's like.. well, why start now? I can start my millions next week...

It feels fucking good. Just got a job at Blackstone by sending them a pic of my dick. They said they need some of my alpha

>>1604322
>as an alpha woman
You just described yourself as a cumdumpster though. How does that make you alpha? If I was born the other gender but still had the same exact personality and attractiveness level I would be able to do the same exact shit as you too.

>>1604292

I'm running a small tech company, and we're currently thinking about expanding.

Currently, we outsource "accounting". This consists of us sending our automatically generated transaction reports to the accounting firm, where they double check everything and send it to the authorities.

I do not see how this accounting cost scales with company size.

Currently, we use several algorithms to continuously streamline our manufacturing processes (buy or diy? local or import? replace or repair?) The external data is sourced by a designated minimum wage professional googler ("analyst").

I contend that we can't ever fully utilize an internal accountant, unless we have 10 subsidiaries.

Can you convince me to hire an accountant?

>>1604292

Because it BLOWS TONS OF DICKS

It's just plain horrible. Some people like it, but it takes a particular mindset to enjoy it. And it's significantly underpaid compared to the work output.

t. accounting dropout

>>1604292
Because most people just assume its a low paying, dead end, cubicle, bean counting job with no sense of satisfaction. Lots of people don't even know what they do. They just know you're a "numbers person." And its just boring.

Nobody aspires to become accountants. It just kinda happens. It's kinda the degree you get when you want a job and are afraid of high level math in Engi, but are also not stupid enough to major in liberal arts (from what I can tell)

The first step of accumulating wealth is
DON'T LOSE MONEY

It's better to earn a steady 5% on average every year without losing anything than to gain 12% one year and lose 10% the next.

>>1604212
Where the fuck am I supposed to start anon?

>>1604213
You are not "accumulating wealth" you dumb cuck, you are accumulating peanuts.

It's about taking risks for high rewards.
Example: You buy bitcoin instead of gold and forget about "diversifying in both crypto and metals".

>>1604215
Forget about index funds and invest in bitcoin and something else that has chances of going to the moon.

It's all about beating time. No one cares about being an old, bald grandpa with accumulated peanuts throught the years. The only way to beat time is to take risks.

Double major in math and finance

Actuarial science?

>>1604041

Statistics

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What sign is /biz/?

>http://www.horoscope.com

I have a very successful business friend who is a Leo and is a god when it comes to getting shit done and knowing how to complete a long term goal.

Meanwhile I am a Gemini, coming up with loads of cool wacky ideas that could balloon into some real cash if executed right, but if I ever get as far as starting, it always fizzles out and never becomes reality.

(P.S. I know horoscopes aren't 100% trustworthy but you have to admit it can be useful and isn't complete B.S.)

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>>1604074
Great effort

>>1604074
nearly matey... try again

>>1603899
What gives you energy? I feel best right after a shower so I end up taking a dozen showers in one day to get through big projects

>>1603901
>a dozen showers a day
I hope you are a troll

>>1603899
same, i also have a habit of quitting things way too early

>>1603884
No shit you need help.

How the fuck do you expect to get any serious advice? Jobs that pay 25+ an hour typically require EDUCATION OR EXPERIENCE.

Without even mentioning what EXPERIENCE you mother has, how can you expect any help?

How much does she have saved for retirement?

>>1603884
There are many certification courses out there for her. Consider paralegal work, administrative assistants or even a sales representative.

>>1603884

> drowning in debt

Well why is she drowning in debt? Is she taking care of more than just herself?

What is her field? What has she been doing?

Jobs that pay more than $15/hr don't grow on trees. You need to be good at something and know someone who likes you.

She could surf linkedin. She should have a profile if she does not already.