Whats the easiest and least painful way to kill myself /biz/?

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>>1608220

>>1608220
why the fuck did you put joe biden if hes with obama
retardo

>>1608220
Why the fuck would you bet on Joe Biden?
Why the fuck?

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>>1608301
I don't know... T_T

I initially bet $5 on Joe because the payoff was like $500 per dollar. Then when news came out that Hillary collapsed feeling during ill during the 9/11 memorial day 2 months ago, my Biden bet swung into profit of $200. I just was too greedy and bet more on Joe Biden winning.

And then today happened....

>>1608242
>>1608301

Not OP, but Biden was rumored to be on the most likely picks if Shillery got indicted and became ineligible for office.

For a variety of reasons, it was basically impossible, but it was a possibility.

>>1608436
Not Bernie?
Why the fuck not?

Also, he's been VP for 8 years. He can't serve as president, can he?

>>1608452
George H.W. Bush was Reagan's VP for 8 years and then had his own four year term as president

>>1608220
Invest in Trumpcoin.
Next few months will be all the suicide motivation you will need.

>>1608224
"Helium Switch"
>Kill yourself. It's called a regulator.

Invest in a meme-coin and slowly starve

>>1608220
I would recommend a x3 inverse variance etf structured with short term defense pump stocks desu