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How do I profit off of the Trump presidency?
The only decent idea I have is for a porno. We can capitalize on this election for plot and characters. The main scene is of Trump fucking Hillary in the ass with Bernie in the corner of the room stroking his limp dick. A second scene is of Hillary being cucked by bill and some prositute because her pussy is too loose. This is the main reason why Trump chose her asshole over her pussy in the previous scene.
How can I get my porno idea put to use? I'd pay to see that with decent actors and lookalikes.
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>>1607729
Dumb idea.
This is the real shit right here:
Step 1: Start investment firm
Step 2: Make bold claims like Trump himself did, telling people you will double/tripple their money with your investments
Step 2.1: Make people believe you will use the same investment tactics as Trump, becasue Tump supporters love all things Trump
Step 3: Profit????
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>>1607811
>he thinks he just invented Ponzi Schemes
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>>1607811
Step 4: SEC investigation
Step 5: FBI investigation
Step 6: Prison
Step 7: ????
Step 8: Raped by feral niggers in prison
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>>1609000
checked
and nice fit meme
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>>1607729
Run clickbaity Alt-Right "news service".
Also, run SJW outrage porn... Duhhh I mean "news service"
Use pseudonyms on both.
Engage both audiences with comments that agree with everything they say.
Keep taking memes and catchphrases from comment walls of both as fodder for flame and outrage wars between both communities.
Sell Water purifiers and gun cases on one
Non-Gender descript dolls and hormonal repression pills
FUCKING PROFIT!
or you know, you could say Crowd Fund/Kickstarer a documentary with a salacious title like "Who Killed the Electric Car" something like "Who Killed President Bernie" actually make the documentary, but really it's a ruse for you to travel the country, stay in Trump resorts (research, we're researching Trump's company) and other places too -- maybe like places where Clinton supporters live... use your imagination dammit, if you raise enough money you could spend up to years not having to work just travellin' and filmin'
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Step 1 should have been betting all your money on Trump to win at good odds.
Step 2: Buy some precious metals now. Silver is undervalued at the moment. I bought 15oz of silver as soon as Trump was elected.
Step 3: Wait for the economy to tank.
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>>1607729
Oil, all those riches will need to park the moolah they get from Trumps tax cuts somewhere safe and Trump threatens treasuries.
Oil will rise because of a double threat from that and inflation. Buy
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