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I'm about to get a little bit of cash for Christmas (~£1000). I've always wanted to get involved in stocks/commodities. Any advice for a complete fucking retard? I'm not risk-averse, and I'd prefer short term over long term. Any tips? Cheers lads.
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>>1685705
>buzz words
Put the money in a roth IRA or other eqivalent retirement account or lose it all by being a fucking retard
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you and everybody's mum prefers short over long term retard
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>>1685710
yeah I don't think that's true
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eBay general: poop sales edition
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>Arrange return via eBay message.
>Seller refunds me in full when item is in transit.
How illegal would it be for me to start a package intercept to get it back?
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>>1685680
Hey man, what is your username on ebay?
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>>1685680
Why don't you just not be a dick?
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Silver bells are ringing 2016-12-23 11:05:31 Post No.1685637
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It's here and ripe for the picking. Take some and tell those play money teddy bears to ride their fake horse off into the sunset...
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depends on chinese/us production with Trump at the helm.
wouldnt a trade war be bad for commodities?
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>>1685637
>1964
>2014
>silver
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Passed down from generation to generation.
Can you handle it?
How rich do I have to be to hire out actresses for the night like those guys in Dubai?
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21 bitcoins and wait for 10 years
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>>1685619
It varies widely based on the popularity of the actress. And what you mean by "hire out". For small time actresses, it is within the reach of upper middle class of America.
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>>1685619
Here I got you a link.
http://www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent/2394/tamera-mowry/
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After Bitcoin rocket explodes 2016-12-23 10:27:24 Post No.1685576
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After Bitcoin rocket explodes
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She will massacre you and there won't be any lifeboats left. It'll be The Challenger all over again.
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the cope is over 900!! (again)
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45P Honda!!!
Keep running the same play I see.
The eels are coming for you monopoly bankers.
Trump has the electric gremlin stuck in your lan lines.
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You never thought about how they cornered you in a box did you. Keep climbing in you little gremlins. There is an electric light for you at the end of the tunnel.
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What is the best day / swing trade brokerage / trading platform that doesn't require 25k/50k to start and doesn't have crazy fees?
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>>1685561
The one where you trade with fake money.
Save up to play with the big bois, child.
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If you're European try Plus500 or IG Markets
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>>1685586
It's not Plus500 a scam?
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I've got a kick-ass idea for a kitchen utensil. 2016-12-23 10:02:35 Post No.1685551
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I've got a kick-ass idea for a kitchen utensil.
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It's a simple metal thing that makes a particular task (somewhat of a pain in the ass) often done while cooking quicker and cleaner.
As I am a NEET with no experience in kitchen utensil making and marketing, how do I go about getting this thing out there and make money from it?
>how do I design it so that someone can make it?
>who do I find to make it?
>do I need to name it?
>do I need to patent it?
>how do I find someone to manufacture it?
>who do I find to sell it?
>can I get it in stores or should sell it on ebay myself?
And most importantly, how much money do I need to get this thing up and running?
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>>1685551
Forgot to ask; how much cocaine and how many hookers can I purchase if this thing is moderately successful?
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>>1685562
all you can afford
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>>1685562
What's he REALLY cooking?
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Who was right in this exchange? Me or reddit?
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>>1685548
The redditer in the middle is right. All cryptos are sustained by memes.
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Every altcoin is made and traded not to get $$ but to expand ones Bitcoin holding,
Selling my altcoins now, all of them but not selling any of my Bitcoins for shitty $$
>Nobody cares about Monero, ZCash or Ethereum
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>>1685554
EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM.
Including BItcoin
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Called out for wearing $200 Kurt Geiger shoes to my minimum wage job 2016-12-23 09:40:11 Post No.1685526
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Called out for wearing $200 Kurt Geiger shoes to my minimum wage job
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What exactly is wrong with this? Shows management I care and makes me look smart.
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You make horrible financial decisions is that it shows everyone.
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Try /r9k/
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So /biz/ I have a strong interest in the outdoors,firearms,physical fitness and history. What are some jobs outside the military/Law Enfrocment/ and being a park ranger that will allow me to have a stable income that is decent. Im not looking to become rich But i was wondering if /biz/ had any sort of knowledge on this subject matter
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>>1685512
Be an outdoors guide and take ppl on fishing or hunting trips.
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>>1685512
sheep herder
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>>1685512
Fur trapping
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>be 20 years old
>get job as machine operator through a temp agency
>my job is strictly to operate machines
>went through 2 weeks operating machines
>first day on my own
>Supervisor has me doing petty nigger shit
>call temp agency after work saying they aren't allowing me to do what I was told I would be doing and has me doing basic manual labor stuff that isn't really required to begin with
>ask for another job
>lady at temp agency says hold on a minute don't quit yet
>she calls the temp coordinator at the factory
>temp coordinator gets after supervisor for making me do nigger work
>next day supervisor is a dick to me but lets me run a machine
>tells me to leave early
Am I going to be fired come Monday?
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No, the supervisor is just assblasted he doesn't have another disposable employee to push around.
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Yes
You should have been happy doing trivial shit on a operators pay
I get paid to operate cranes
My supervisor thinks its funny to have me sweep up factories. I get paid as an operator either way.
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Can cryptocurrency be streamlined until it's as easy for normies to use as email or online banking?
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>>1685442
Of course.
The blockchain is the backend but you can do just about anything you like with the front end.
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>>1685455
So why isn't more being done about that? Seems like that would be the golden ticket for massive growth.
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>>1685458
Because most people deep into crypto are fucking autistic.
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I have two people on hand who are wishing to get into amateur porno.
I have equipment and editing skills, and they're willing to just take a cut of advertising revenue.
The male is well endowed, and the female has large assets, and attractive face.
How much realistically could be made through advertising revenue and clips4sale etc?
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>>1685432
Pretty sure Heather Brooke and naughty alysha have made a lot.
I'd get a domain for the two of them and start uploading clips and do a monthly membership plan.
Clipsforsale could be a good start. I also know manyvids is getting quite popular.
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>>1685450
You aware of any good payment systems? GlobalPayments? Skrill? PayPal?
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>>1685432
The only way to make any real money
is to dress her up real young and put her in bondage
Make it realistic like she is actually getting hurt and shit by his huge phallus
Close ups of tears streaming down her face while she gets sadistically rammed
Her screaming and him being like "Shut your fucking mouth you stupid cunt"
That is where the market is
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Got this much BTC. What do ?
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>>1685428
Put 50% somewhere safe and the loan the other 50% out on an exchange for steady growth.
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>>1685428
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>>1685428
the answer is always kneepads
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Is there any money to be made from TV shows now days?
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>>1685395
Yes, just look at Simon Fuller, he didn't just create a TV show, he created a perfect supply chain optimized for profits.
The TV show doubles as his A&R unit, scoping out new talent, and instantly giving them feedback from audiences which ones are marketable or have potential, then once they select their cookie cutter future-popstars he uses the TV show to promote them heavily and build antiticpation for their eventual musical releases and tours.
He also can line up millions of dollars worth of strategic licensing partnerships for all sort of American Idol branded crap.
Yes, yes there is LOTS of money to be made from TV. Especially in developing format where you can just sell on a successful format to other territories, like Mark Burnett or Endemol do.
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Steven Bannon made a fortune investing on Seinfeld.
Now unless you plan to invest in a Netflix or HBO series I think it's a rather risky move. Try investing in some eceleb Youtube channel instead.
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Yes, TV shows are worth more than they used to be both for investors and actors.