NOT GOING TO SLEEP TILL 900 CREW CHECKIN IN
GET READY BOYOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IM RICH AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IM TOO FUCKING RICH WTF
898.............
I think I'm just gonna join the meme and dump my savings into Vanguard index funds.
I'm aware there are better investments, but I just want something simple, I don't have to worry about, and will make me 5% to 10% a year.
This is a good choice right? Anyone here with Vanguard Index Funds? Which fund did you pick, I think they have more than one?
>>1684052
I have funds in several: the age-adjested-mix, S&P, and up-and-coming. I also have a few individual company stocks, as a hobby.
>>1684075
So which fund is best for me?
I wanna drop in about $5k per year into one.
Just set it and forget it.
>>1684113
I dump savings into 90% stock etfs 10% bond etfs
VTI, VXUS, BND
>tfw missed out on bitcoin
I'll never be rich, fuck.
>>1683972
>missed out
You can still buy while under 6 figures a coin.
>>1683989
Bitcoin is possibly the only thing on that "chart" that anyone on /biz/ could have actually had a chance with.
We are going to be rich. Jump on board if you haven't already. BTC is going to $900 fast.
Don't miss out on the free profits.
TRIPS
>>1683960
FREE MONEY BLESSED BY CHINA KEK
>>1683960
I almost feel bad for no-coiners, almost.
Why doesn't /biz/ open our own investment fund?
>invest in /biz/
>the neets on /biz/ everyday can day trade and get paid for it
>multiple investment strategies including cryptos
>investors get the return - a small fee to keep it running and pay the neets
with multiple strategies and nothing better to do with the neet's day, we could reach good returns. neets will like it because they do what they want to do with other people's money, and ultimately biz wins.
>/biz/ loses everybody's money within mere minutes
>>1683861
okay, OP. how much can you invest in my fund?
>>1683873
500 to start with
>failed 30 previous interview processes
>they're almost all competency question based
>first few were due to nervousness
>my previous interview performances have been ok and I have even improvised answers to bs questions ("Tell me about a time you negotiated with someone" when I'm just a former student with no responsibility in any of my jobs)
>will have an assessment centre with my county's civil service early next year
How do I absolutely make sure I pass this? In the UK they ONLY test for normalfaggotry.
I'm planning on straight up inventing examples to use for competency questions. Is this what everyone else does?
I remember going to a similar assessment centre last year and thinking that Donald Trump had inspired me to just be confident and prepare only a small amount and just BS. But what I didn't realise is that even Donald trump or elon musk or anyone who doesn't fall in to the glib, journalistic, posh accented, BBC presenter / guest mould would get rejected by these mega normies.
>>1683440
just be yourself
30?
fuck me
maybe you just stink
>>1683440
Make a story up that paints you as a clever fuck without coming off like a prick. They'll never verify it.
i don't know shit about economics and never dealt with money in my life. tell me everything i need to know about bitshekel
>>1683357
avoid it it's a fucking bad meme.
avoid buying everything shills on this board recommend for that matter.
>>1683357
It's not for you. Avoid.
>>1683357
heh I remember that day, 2013 on /g/
Is there anyway to beat uber?
After 20 years in the taxicab business, paying out the ass for insurance, fucking unions and taxes, my last 3 years have been nothing but smiling while the state fucks me in the ass, taking 80 cents out of every dollar I make.
Now uber comes along, my capital halves almost in an year, and instead of seeing either Uber taxation, or a drop on taxicab prices, law passes that they are going to charge uber 0.035 dollars per every km. travelled.
Where can I buy about a ton of fertilizer online?
WAAAAH someone had a better idea than me WAAAAH
Fuck off Ahmed
It was on news this week;
Yber driver raped a drunken woman and throws her out of the car in a snow in a middle of nowhere.
And that woman was actually saved by taxi driver.
And people still use yber..
>>1683346
read the news. uber is hemorrhaging money just to bankrupt the sector
>tfw no matter what I do, I still can't find employment
Honestly, after having fell for the college meme and remained unemployed for months, I'm thinking about offing myself. Any creative ideas?
>>1683247
Make sure you don't break the ceiling fan you're gonna tie the noose to, you fat fuck
I'm a 22 year old high school drop out and make $22 a hour
>>1683247
>Months
Try years. Same here otherwise. I do have a part-time job that I'm planning on quitting because it pays shit and they only want you when THEY want people, not consistently.
You should consider an exit bag and some helium.
Will history repeat itself?
>>1683167
I think part of why btc is going up is that
people have the 1200 number in mind, now that we're seeing the price going up from 700 to 800 to 900
>>1683167
Yeah, we'll have another dump like last christmas.
>>1683309
i'm gonna sell it all tomorrow.
When did you realize that 95% on /biz/ are lying weeb- and poorfags?
>I got x amount of BTC
and I havent't seey a single signed message yet lmao
Since day 1.
Doesn't stop SOME good ideas from coming through though. A lot of it is trash. Sometimes there's a gold nugget in the shit.
>>1683105
I've got 300k worth bitcoins bought them when the price was 5 usd
>>1683233
Proof with in real life picture and timestamp. Don't you dare photoshop the numbers, faggot.
>MFW the marijuana stock shit popped and I got out just before
Thaaankkkkk fuck! I even dodged the pennystocks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEED FAGS BTFO!!!!!!$$$$
H4h4h4h4h4h4
Hahahahahahaha
I'm in highschool and have a job, 5k a year. I have nothing to do with the money, and college isn't an issue seeing as I'm joining the military afterwords. So what specifically do I do in this situation?
>>1683055
u could wire it to me via western union or chase
Enjoy your last few months as a free man. During basic and there on after you're doing everything under the orders of a superior. Literally everything. I'd say if you don't need the money. Just kick it till then. Find some people to chill with to kill the time and make memories.
>>1683055
Vending machine
This summer i'll be getting a contract job making 2k/month working two hours per day, everyday. This means I can go get a second or third job to boost my income even more, since right now i'm making a mere $750/month. Now my question is: What should I do with my excess income? Yes, not spending it and just keeping it in a savings account or something is the best start, but I want to get my money working for me so that I have something of a college fund for my child(ren), whenever it is me and my wife decide to have kids.
This job will be the first time in my life that i'll be making way more than I need, and if I cant find some way to put my money to use, i'm going to end up blowing it all on stupid shit. So I'm looking for ideas and suggestions on what to do with my disposable income once I start getting it.
Picture unrelated, I won it in a raffle.
>>1682946
Get an additional job ~20 hours a week. Groceries are probably looking for people. Call center work is harder to get into but they pay more.
As for investments. Best advice is after you have your 6month-1 year emergency fund with all debts paid...start investing in shit.
Safest bet is divident paying stocks or some index fund.
I'm trying to think of a non temp job where you only go into work for 2 hours a day and I'm at a loss...
Mind if I ask what kind of job you'll be getting?
>not buying and hoarding silver for below melt
What's your excuse?
Because the price of silver is still falling you moron
>>1682987
>not holding it for the long haul
>>1682990
Or I can just wait a few months and buy it even cheaper, why would anyone start now