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>>1688463
You could get fired

If your manager is smart, he'll try to rape you in an attempt to reassert his dominance. Best to buy some kneepads and service his senpai preemptively.

>>1688463
you posted this a while ago, if youre same guy and nothing has happened since dont worry about it. simple

for viewers straight porn, but if you can make quality gay porn, you can get a dedicated following that will pay

High quality straight porn is much easier to find that high quality gay

>>1688277
I heard gay porn stars get paid way more. If I really needed the cash I wouldn't mind strapping on some premium Black and Decker knee pads and going down on some mushroom tips.

>>1688286
Straight guys getting rammed by a big gay cock sounds like a very profitable niche. I always try finding lesbians taking dick but 99% of the videos aren't real lesbians.

>>1688207
>Invest in X penny stock
>Go to /biz/
>"GEVO will come back, guize!"

you need to invest in a stock or a coin, and shill it online till it gains value.. its the /biz/ way

1) Shill penny stocks or shitcoins

2) Wait for 2020 and sign up for the Democrat party.

>>1688190

Publicity is only good if it's making you money.

Being a sperg, losing the majority of your money, and possibly going to jail is bad publicity.

Just another thing, if you do something controversial or lets say you start a business and have a teenager as a poster child for the business, will news newtwork coverage help or do nothing for your business?

The controversy thing is weird because I don't really think it helped martin in any way, it just brought him twitter followers.

>>1688190
It's more false than true. It looks great in the short term because hey, everyone is talking about you! And then anyone with a brain will turn their nose on you as they'll just see you as a liability. Also see Trump: if Hillary's emails fuckups didn't flare up at full force right before the elections, it would have cost Trump the election. All the media attention on Hillary's emails was not good publicity either (for Hillary).

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>>1688181

Yes.

I want off this ride.

I get way too emotionally invested in day trading, I will sit at my computer from market opening to market closing while only taking piss breaks. I normally do well since I take it very seriously, but when I lose the least bit of money I get furious and smashed my keyboard into pieces last week.

But at the end of the day I love it and wouldn't trade it for anything

>>1688191
How long on average do you keep each trade for? I started just last week so it's nice to hear where everyone learned their strategies - which sources would you recommend?

you might want to hedge DICK with KNPD, just to play it safe

>>1688148
robinhood doenst allow option trading

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>>1688148

>>1688113
>No more meme stocks

>>1688113
Also, you are almost certainly going to fail. You are one of those people who think "I am going to change EVERYTHING in my life in one day." You are trying to change like, 7 things. Thats a whole lot of shit to focus on.

>>1688127
Obviously i'm not gonna stop all this shit. Its a process my friend. I'm broke right now so thats already a start.

>>1688075
Carding requires skill, risk tolerance, and isn't that profitable. This is why Russians do it:
• Skill: They have time to learn, much more info available in russian as well.
• Risk tolerance: Police there doesn't care as long as they don't "shit where they eat". The target data breach was named American Sanctions, for fucks sake.
• Profit: monthly salary there is $400, so earning $1000 per month is very good money for them.

>>1688075

The sad thing is that this board genuinely isn't a honeypot, this is legit NEETs, poojets, ruskies, and shitcoiners, all thinking they can get rich quick doing this because they read the clickbait titles of blogs saying how some Boris made a billion dollars scamming people.

>>1688088

I'd believe you, but just a few days ago there were legit 4 or 6 threads about some stupid illegal carding, botnet, or something similar to that area. It's annoying. Borderline honeypot material.

>>1688053
Downgrade your phone to a flip phone and throw your vices in the trash. You will be suprised how easy it is to lay down and fall asleep when you are bored as all fuck. Same with organization and good work ethic. When you go home and stare are the ceiling for 4 hours a day, you wont believe how much you enjoy cleaning and working!

>>1688054
I dont think you have to be that extreme, just do the things you need to everyday.

>>1688086
but how to remain consistent is the question, i can stop doing these things but only for a few days/weeks at a time.

>>1688052
Holy shit, how did we not see this before?

Nice work, OP! Im contacting the Federal Reserve right now to process this oversight!

the only way for it to cause inflation is if every child around the world traded his/her toys into currency.. Which is rare.. most long hodl their toys, till they lose 100% value

>>1688052

Why hasn't the IRS audited Santa?

>>1688035
Either
>in your bitcoin wallet
Or
>exchanged for currency you place in your bank account

in a MicroSD card inside your anus.. they're called Buttcoins for a reason

>>1688042
Doesn't sound very safe, they are pretty sharp.

>>1688020
bump guys come on it's christmas

Remember that FASFA runs out after six terms.

>>1688020
Just make sure to do well in all of your classes because when you transfer it will appear on your transcript.

because it isnt 2012

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>>1687971

But 65% of my portfolio is TSLA stock

>>1687971

because i got memed into URRE

>>1687909
>Widely accepted currency.
>Only 21 million in circulation ever.

>>1688058
Smallest unit is satoshi (0.00000001 BTC).

I swear to god, these grandpa's have no clue.

>>1687909
1st something big and bad needs to happen to regular stocks.

>>1687888
You won't make anything substantial with $500 newfag

Buy a $500 bond because that's the only way a lazy shit head like you can make money

>>1687890
I'm not expecting to get rich from this, I want to learn how to invest and make something even if it's a small amount.

>>1687894
open a forex account and trade