I'm about to get a little bit of cash for Christmas (~£1000). I've always wanted to get involved in stocks/commodities. Any advice for a complete fucking retard? I'm not risk-averse, and I'd prefer short term over long term. Any tips? Cheers lads.
>>1685705
>buzz words
Put the money in a roth IRA or other eqivalent retirement account or lose it all by being a fucking retard
you and everybody's mum prefers short over long term retard
>>1685710
yeah I don't think that's true
>>1685705
>£
gold/silver and you will be laughing when sterling drops below the dollar
>>1685713
...what the fuck
>>1685715
Any tips on buying gold (as in best places to get it from etc)? How do you sell it off again once the price shoots up?
>>1685777
Gold is a meme, if you have to ask these questions on here you are already set up to fail.
Fucking read a book
>>1685783
>Fucking read a book
Thanks for the most useless fucking advice possible.
Seriously, how do you manage it?
>"Hey guys I need advice"
>LOLOOOLOL READ A BOOK IDIOT
You couldn't even name a decent book to read. Seriously, you're pathetic.
>>1685788
Someone doesn't get the point of saying go research for yourself
Go ahead and spend it all on bitcoin, I'm sure it will multiply!
>>1685806
Why are you still here, mong?
>>1685817
To get a few chuckles when you refuse my advice and go broke
>>1685705
Not sure if you're still here, Anon, but don't bother with this board. It's a dumpster fire Trump/Shkreli circle jerk.
>>1685824
Your """""advice""""" is to read a unnamed book.
Holy shit, you're like a fountain of knowledge.
>>1685777
It depends. If you want to be like my uncle and have over 500000 dollars of gold buried in your woods, spend 1000 dollars a month on coins and bullion at a pawn shop every month for 20 years. He's obviously crazy, and could have made more with mutual funds. He'll die and never unbury his gold to spend it.
If you just want to hedge against the pound falling, buy some silver American Eagles and 50 bucks worth of junk silver every month or so at a coin shop. Keep them at your house in a safe.
Or, for investing, the better option is to buy gold and silver company stocks.
Precious metals aren't investments, they're hedges against inflation. Gold and silver are pretty stable commodities, and only go up in times of economic uncertainty.
>>1685705
I heard AMD tripled or something in the last YTD.