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Why dont you just

>>1771806
Unironically kneepads.

>>1771820
I guess kneepads would be worth it, Ive got bony knees.
What can I charge?
800/30=26.6, so I could suck one dick per day at $27, but I'd want to suck as little dick as possible.

Where do I advertise? Craigslist?

cope grills love masculine men instead of pale manlet neets studying a stem meme. this is coming from a pale stemfag

>muh delicate body
>muh stress
The only cripple here is you.

The corporate overlords want you to think working for peanuts until your cartilage is depleted is just good ole hard work and being a man.

Grew up in a school full of black people. rappers. if theres one thing that blacks must keep up as a religion, its rappers. Rapper stories, rapper trivia, and rapper references. Also, black people also have a decent knowledge of black activist movies like 12 years a slave. Foot ball and basket ball shit is good too and would appeal to white people.

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>>1771778
Explains why somebody thought it would be a good idea to create rap snacks

>>1771768
Watch the commercials on bet and tv1 channels. Listen to the commercials on black radio stations. Most target marketing appeals to culture e.i black voice over person, black sounding music in background

Don't forget kneepads
And don't let your teeth rub. Damon will rough you up girl

>>1771643
Easy - Its more about how much they can hack shit on what you are selling and turn it into watchable TV than the actual content of the presentation.

Barbra only invests in you if she like you as a person or you make her believe you - for TV of course, her due diligence means she rarely comes through with a deal.

O'Leary might come across as a dick, but is the closest thing to a real investor on the show. He is brutal to some - for TV - but the underlying reasons make sense. He also has a tell, it comes out when he has a serious interest in the product but doesn't like the value of the business. People forget that he has infrastructure for some of the most obscure products and a platform for selling items related to gift ware. He owns a cardboard box manufacturing company for example.

Mark - He'll invest in anything tech with a path to market, and although rarely in food, will invest in anything high protein or gluten free. If it can be sold in his stadiums or theatres he is in on it. He is one of the only sharks that congratulates people for hard work and dedication, or achievements in sales etc. He is also one of the only sharks who bothers to explain what a metric is if the business owner has no clue.

Damon - he is like the token black man in horror films. you can take him or leave him and is most of the time obnoxious and annoying. but when he does make a deal its to licence it out immediately - i've rarely seen anything get out of DD that hasn't had that strategy. He does offer some unique insight, in the fields for which he is known, and tends demand people take his deal before seeking out the other sharks.

Robert - he is there to fuck about most times. but his thing is also tech, and 'crossfit'/'tough mudder' type fitness crap. In the past years thats where i've seen him put his money and rarely is interested in anything else - except puppies and children.

>>1772459
Sad thing is, Kevin and Robert we're from Canadian Dragons Den and were completely different on that platform. Granted, the show is different, but their strategies were also different for investing.

Dragons Den UK, Dragons Den IE, Dragons Den CA and Shark Tank US are worth a watch. The Dragons Dens from UK and IE tend to be a bit slow, but take the time out, and leave in the educational aspects of business - while you scratch your head trying to work out why the owners don't understand they need their data.

Shark Tank AU - don't bother. Other than Mc Grath , they are unknowns and their business savvy is to be desired. The one that runs Boost Juice seems to just flake out on anything and everything because it conflicts with ..... who knows. The red balloon owner rarely parts with her cash because it seems nothing makes sense to her and the other two guys, although somewhat amusing and make sense when they bother to speak, cant get their head around the local market. One is from Tech, the other from who knows, but lives in the US?

The concept failed years ago here and fails now.

They should just knock off the US version completely and get some real people who want to burn some cash involved.

>>1771618
Give it to me.

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>>1771628

>>1771618
move to San Diego

>>1771390
Give it to me.

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Open bank account in Switzerland.

Never touch it.

If shit hits the fan the Swiss Frank will always be eternal

>>1771390
bonds.. but you're a fag

Sold at 775 fml

>>1771350
My only regret is not buying more when it was leveling out. I knew this was happenin :(

>>1771356
I swear your panicking ass doesn't deserve to be rich...

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>What color
More like which touhou girl!

>>1771342
All I want to do is buy $100-200 dollars worth of stock from AMD, which is this stuff so confusing

>>1771342
Unless you invested $6 million to net a $200k profit on that 3.32% AMD trade, keep dreaming poorfag

tits or gtfo

>>1771285
My tits aren't great Rofl. Probably better off googling some nice tits to look at, honestly.

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>>1771278
>>1771302
do you have any skills beyond posting tits and breeding?

XGTI worth holding? Bought in at $2 a share

>>1771265
Yeah, hold tight. Don't sell under 2.5

Keep an eye on GRPN guys.

>>1771122

Also triple trips.

Last time bitcoin broke 1k was just after new year's, and it just steamed on through without resistance.

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And here we are.

Says who?

Definitely not my experience.

>>1771121
It depends on how the business entity is structured and how inheritance is worked out. There was a good biz thread discussing creating American zaibatsu families a la Rockefellers or du Ponts. If you guys want I can post it

>>1771121
In us maybe, Europe has many old families

>>1771042
I'm too content with my life to go breaking and entering. I'm not a thrill-seeker and I have all the money I could want, and if I lost all of that the state would still comfortably catch me. And if I don't need to, I don't see the point of ruining other peoples' shit. House next to mine got broken into, neighbour devastated. House of my buddy who lives closer to the edge of a suburb got broken into. The second time a year later they destroyed his window but couldn't pry open the reinforced shutter enough to fit through. He can't sleep at night anymore. Shit sucks. Why would I do this to nice people?

>>1771042
>the laws prevent them from actually using it
lol, no
We can use self-defense to immediately stop any assault taking place on our life, liberty or property or on those of others. We just have to use proportional measures (and with slav-scum abound with knives and balkan war pistols a gun most definitely is) and stop once the threat is clearly defused.

We have next to no home invasions though. They're all just twilight buglars, making sure twice you're not at home. They only fled the scene at my neighbour's house when they saw her car pulling into the street. They're crafty buggers, they must have scouted her before - why would they recognize her car otherwise?

>>1771042
Mainly because im not a nigger

>>1771084
>I have all the money I could want,
Perhaps i should have typed "Poor people of yurope"

I don't expect a yup to understand.

>>1770935
Yes, I have 70k in Vanguard. Pretty good for long term holding.

>>1770935
>>1770995
Poorfag here. I just started investing myself. I put 2k into vanguard today. I was thinking about making regular 2k contributions but of course there's brokerage each time. Would I be better off in a traditional managed index fund?

>>1771001
>getting cucked by brokerage fees
>isn't /rgt/

First of all, not all of your saving are safe as they are. The Financial Services Compensation Scheme will only compensate you up to 85,000 per account. Obviously the bank would have to go under for that to happen but it's worth being aware of. You would need 2 or 3 bank accounts to protect all your current savings. But also bear in mind that if the rate of interest you're earning on your savings isn't beating the current level of inflation then your savings are slowly being eroded. The inflation rate right now is pretty low though.

You have quite a lot of savings and it might well be worth talking to an financial advisor to help you out. Personally I quite enjoy managing my own money, the little I have anyway. It can be pretty exciting investing and earning good returns on your money. I'm right at the point where I'm about to start managing my money by actively trading too.

Just starting learning about investing and slowly over time you'll know a lot more than you ever thought you would.

Or pay someone else to do it for you. They'll love it, make bank on it and compensate you for it too.

>>1770869
Either put your money into a low-risk portfolio or start a bussiness

>>1770869

Buy commercial real estate in a well situated area, rent it out. Much less problems than renting to individuals and good money