Strategy in the cocksucking market

Why dont you just

>>1771806
Unironically kneepads.

>>1771820
I guess kneepads would be worth it, Ive got bony knees.
What can I charge?
800/30=26.6, so I could suck one dick per day at $27, but I'd want to suck as little dick as possible.

Where do I advertise? Craigslist?

rob a bank, rob a drug dealer, rob a old lady, sell asshole on backpage....

>>1771835
You can suck one dick per day for $100 and have the money for your rent squared away. Continue the dick sucking for the rest of the 20 days for extra spending money.

>>1771806
>I just got fired
story time

How much money do you have to make per dick sucked in order to combat the shame and depression and the rest of negative emotions to come to a man resorting to oral sex for income?

>>1771806
What Is the grapefruit technique? ??

you could prolly make all the money in one if you advertise a virgin asshole that's if it is obviously

>>1771970
Good idea
>>1771974
Wish it was something crazy but I was just the weakest link at Burger King
Maybe because I've stolen 1-500$ of food or cause I'm on my phone often I guess
>>1772020
Also good idea


Are knee pads tax deductible if I buy them for sucking dick?
How do I suck dick and not be gay? Avoid the balls? Whisper no homo?

>>1771993
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T--4rfTLiHA
>>1771990
I'm desperate so I could see 100-200 per dick being worth it

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>>1772447
>I was just the weakest link at Burger King
That must be depressing

>>1771806
Nigga just get unemployment

>>1771806
Tell me what two prime numbers when multiplied together have the product: >25195908475657893494027183240048398571429282126204032027777137836043662020707595556264018525880784406918290641249515082189298559149176184502808489120072844992687392807287776735971418347270261896375014971824691165077613379859095700097330459748808428401797429100642458691817195118746121515172654632282216869987549182422433637259085141865462043576798423387184774447920739934236584823824281198163815010674810451660377306056201619676256133844143603833904414952634432190114657544454178424020924616515723350778707749817125772467962926386356373289912154831438167899885040445364023527381951378636564391212010397122822120720357

You can earn $200,000 instantly if you can solve this.

>>1771806
>How is the market in Toronto?
It's the gayest place on the planet, good place to suck the dicks.

how do people not save enough money to be able to go by for a few months after getting fired?

>>1773471
This just means there are more people willing to do OP's idea for free.

>>1773475

most people would need months or years of pay in advance to even square off their debt

>>1771806
>>1773051
Op could probably just become a daytrader to turn $100 into $800. That's only 700% in a month right what's the problem

Pick up the book "Blowing your customers away" by John Gobble. He's a legend in the industry.

He cleared nearly 7 figures his first year in the industry.

>>1773115
How many digits is that???

>>1773115
Trick question you can't

>>1773115
Assuming ">" means superior.

2^57885161 - 1 > 25195908475657893494027183240048398571429282126204032027777137836043662020707595556264018525880784406918290641249515082189298559149176184502808489120072844992687392807287776735971418347270261896375014971824691165077613379859095700097330459748808428401797429100642458691817195118746121515172654632282216869987549182422433637259085141865462043576798423387184774447920739934236584823824281198163815010674810451660377306056201619676256133844143603833904414952634432190114657544454178424020924616515723350778707749817125772467962926386356373289912154831438167899885040445364023527381951378636564391212010397122822120720357

>>1773556
he needs to turn 100 bucks into 800 not 800 in 100, stop giving bad advice

>>1772453
>I could see 100-200 per dick being worth it
>being worth it
maybe you'll even enjoy it.. do what you love

>>1774351
LUL Best thing I've read today. 10/10

>>1773537
oh alright
my parents taught me to pretty much never contract any debt ever

>>1771806
in other words u want 8 bags of weed?

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Cause you guys are memeing fucks, ill give actual advice. Source: I'm a major homosexual

Get grindr. Take a cute picture of yourself, DO NOT PUT A BLANK/NONSELFIE PROFILE PIC.

In your bio, either put $$$ signs or say that you like "generous" guys. Be sure to mention that youre straight. Guys love that for some reason.

Chat to them for a short while to make sure they arent completely insane, but also get to the point fairly quickly and dont delay so long they get bored/have second thoughts.

Get the money before you suck their dick, or at least half of it.

Dont swallow. Spitting may not be sexy, but its a hell of a lot sexier than trying to swallow and barfing everywhere, which is what a newb non-homo like you will do.

Take a long shower afterward and make sure you bring a little bottle of mouthwash with you so you dont have to sit on the train with the taste of dick in your mouth.

gl friend

>>1771806
This is a meme right?

>>1771806
well you could start by looking for a fucking job

>>1774547
thank you very much
fantastic advice
>>1774576
i wish

>>1774804
He can't get a job quick enough

I can lend you the money

>>1774832
don't they have unemployment in canada

>>1774832
if serious email me [email protected]