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What makes you think you have a chance with either?

>>18557788
I've dated them both already and had sex with both in the past week

>>18557822
Then you deserve none of them, faggot.

>>18557776
No. We aren't your personal army. If they did what you said they did, and you found it serious enough, you should have pressed charges.

Luckily i didn't get raped due of kind guys helped me, but then we got pepper sprayed.
Everybody there from security to their friends were visibly under drugs and luckily we weren't hurted so bad but just pepper sprayed (a woman friend of mine had to go to the hospital when we came back in Italy due to the burns on her face...)
I know, but my thought were that i could ruin the holiday to everybody if me and my friends passed the next days in the police quarter, and since this location is far from my home, now i can't do anything except of reviews.
Thanks for the reply btw.

>>18557776
>This cannot be forgot!
>o avoid ruining my holidays i didn't get to police
nypa, go to the police.

>>18557737
Go to the hospital, or make a doctor's appointment for as soon as possible.

>>18557737
are you a child? go to the fucking hospital

>>18557737
What the fuck OP? Just get your ass to the hospital, how is this a waste of time? Better do this quick, more time you waste, you could develop a nasty infection.

If you can get first aid ASAP you could 100% recover, but if you don't, you could have a real chance of losing that limb. I'm serious, infections are a nasty thing. Bob Marley literally died from what started as a minor infection from the toe while playing soccer.

Tape your mouth shut.

>>18557732
Are you fat? Loose weight. You never see a skinny mouthbreather.

>>18557732
Nasal Strips.
Give them a try.

Probably some sort of breaking and entering. Or at least a psych evaluation because what the fuck.

>>18557719
Breaking into private property is haram no matter what you do in there.

I have heard stories from homeless who break into stores and steal nothing, just lay down and wait for police to come because they want to get placed into cells for warmth and food.

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>>18557685
>hang out in normie places
>find out the females in normie places happen to be normies too
>write a long rant about it on kantonese mahjong playing clubroom
>probably not even realizing the irony of your situation because you posted it without reading your own post and disappeared
you dun goofed, OP

>>18557685
Yea, this phenomen is called basic bitch. They are young, pretty, not fat and have 10 boys like you hitting on them. But soon they will hit the wall, all the boys will drop them ans they will turn into these 30+ girls who at work constantly babble about
>all good boys dissappeared
while their bioogical clocks tick loudly.

Whenever you hunt for girls, it is wrong place, try different places. Tried online dating yet? And still, good luck finding non spoiled basic bitch princess. They are majority.

>>18557700
Not OP but how is it irony? from what I read he's annoyed that he has to have his shit 100% together for some bitch who has none of hers but requires him to have it plus some sparkling personality. I understand his pain, its a kick in the nuts for flies to lay down the rules to become king.

>without skin contact
yes it's possible

>without any physical contact
impossible, unless you can convince her to watch porn together with you

>>18557694
im talking about when im in bed with a girl with contact, sometimes it takes a while

>>18557695
This is because your mind is distracted with mundane problems and you are not focused on her in front of you or living in the moment.

Erection will happen as soon as you learn deep breathing or meditation techniques or other relaxation techniques to clear your mind from unnecessary racing thoughts and focus on what is in front of you, right at this moment.

Make friends.

>putting all your eggs into your boyfriend basket
No sympathy.

>>18557637
Try to find some sort of closure with your bf.
Maybe try, talk things out but do not come back to him. Maybe even be friends, but relatively distant ones.

Although this might be advice for the future. Now you need to get your shit together and focus on your goals, friends and direction in life as an individual.

what letter does your name start with? pretty sure i know who you are

>>18557605

>former high school
Look through High school year books
>name
Find her name in said yearbook
>City
City in which high school is located to find said yearbook

Of course this is all long and strenuous, unless it was something important I wouldn't bother.

>>18557613
Dropped out, probably not in the yearbook

>>18557618
my high school has a list of students as public information available, and using "wayback machine" (google it) I could go back 5-10 years and pinpoint which grade anybody I ever knew from my former school studied at any given year.

>>18557592
If you truly value your friendship with this person then don't discuss such subjects with them, there's really no need to.

This question doesn't have an answer because sexuality is fucking weird and everyone has their own specific tastes. Move on with your life.

>>18557592
im hetero and i dont think about penises apart from my own nor do i care who puts what where

you sound like a closethomo

>>18557592
i think your friend's in the wrong. just because you don't like penis doesn't mean you're "redpilled"
i'm a male, i think id consider myself straight. i've had a couple instances of "i would kiss that guy" and i like some platonic male physical affection every so often. but i'm not at all attracted to the idea of interacting with any dick that's not mine.
i don't believe that anyone is 100% straight or 100% gay, but it's more than ok for you to not be attracted to certain genitals. maybe its social conditioning, who knows. but if you're fine with how you are then why does it matter to your friend

>>18557548
>Is there a family of mice committing ritualistic suicide in my ventilation system?
Yes, yes they are. You will also have to watch out for fly pupa then fly infestation they are very common when you had something die in your house and you can't get rid of it.

>>18557554
god fucking dammit
will I need to hire pest control? I think my house is fairly clean enough and I havent gotten flies yet so I don't think I will

maybe it's something bigger. like a human

Age gap isn't the issue, her being a teenager is. If you were, say, 35 and 25, it wouldn't matter at all.

>>18557535
move to canada. age on consent is 16


no but in all seriousness, you should ask her about it and if she is in face under 18, ask her if she'll wait until she's 18 until you guys start a physical relationship. it's retarded but you don't want to go to prison over it

>>18557545
forgot to add:
legality doesn't necessarily mean that you'll be off scott free. i'm 25 and there's a 17 year old girl who hits on me occasionally, and she's really attractive. even though it'd be legal here, i've asked home friends a "hypothetical" question about how young they think is too young for me and they all said 17 was too young.
i guess i just mean to say that just because she's 18, doesn't mean everything will be fine and judgement free, especially if that's not until you're 28.

That's fucking weird. /ss/ is fucking hot though.

>>18557524
I would be pretty concerned about the girl's motives, yeah. 4 years isn't much of an age difference when you're in your 20's, but the maturity gap between 12 and 16 is extremely high.

>>18557531
>but the maturity gap between 12 and 16 is extremely high.

Is it really though?

Let him get dat puss OP.

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FUCKING NORMIE LEAVE THE 2D LOLIS TO US!

>>18557462
This is something you don't talk about with anyone anywhere ever.

Delete this thread and move on with your life.

>>18557468
xD ....uhmm yea I told 1 or 2 friends when I was in highschool about this

Not really. Japan is a shit-tier country as far as living there goes. If you want to go on vacation you only need to know English.

No. Takes too long and is basically useless. Only reason to really learn it is for work, and nobody in their right mind would work in Japan.

>>18557453
Learning a new language is always encouraged if you have the free time and the drive to do so, as long as it doesn't hinder you daily life eg. work,studies,etc.

Speaking and writing are two different things though...