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So this is kind of weird.
But a few days ago my gf started making cat sounds and generally acting like a cat while she was blowing me. And it made me really horny.
And then she started acting like a cat during sex and it made me even harder.
I just...I feel really strange about this. I mean I like it but what exactly is "it"? You know?
I mean I don't want her to stop but I'm super confused by my reaction to it
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google petplay
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>>16648991
Oh thank god I was afraid this is how furries are born
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>>16649031
It is
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So there's this girl I started liking in October last year, and I asked her out. She said that she needed to wait a week, after which she said she needed to wait some more. This went on until December, at which point her best friend told me she thought I was too clingy. Through all of this, we arranged a date where she stood me up, and I waited three and a half hours for her. Her friend covered for her. I decided to end whatever this "thing" with her was, and we did. Then, three days later, she contacted me and told me she still has feelings for me. She's messed up inside, but I think I can help her, guys. She's made mistakes in the past, but who hasn't? I can see this turning into something amazing. What do I do? I really trust this girl, and no matter what my friends tell me, I can't let go of her.
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haha
you're real dumb
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>>16648926
What do you mean? I want to help her
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Sounds like youd believe her if she said her asshole tastes like cotton candy too
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Alright guys
I'm a 23 year old fucking failure
Is 23 too old to be going to school? Should I just wallow in my shitty life because I was too retarded to pick a decent program when I was younger? Should I accept that at this point I'll never move out of my parents house? Should I just fucking kill myself?
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>>16648873
>Is 23 too old to be going to school?
Not at all.
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It's ok.
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>>16648873
Nope. You're 23 and you're still young. Sure, you'll get a degree later than most of your peers, but better late than never.
Besides, if you don't take any action now then, yeah, you'll never move out of your parents house. Just go to college (even community college), find something to keep you motivated to continue your studies, and make your way up there. After 1 year you can transfer to a better college/uni, or intern/get a job.
>TL;DR You're young and there's always hope. Don't worry, just go to school. Everything will be better, I promise.
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Hey /adv/ this girl took a snap of the weather. But on that photo you can see my house. So should I make a joke like "you didn't need to take a snap just to hook up with me. You could've just called me... ;)" If you guys can make it sound better that would be great too. So should I send that to her?
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You can't pull off something that flirty. It'd be a good line for someone other than you
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the fuck is wrong with you. that does not even make sense
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>>16648778
>"you didn't need to take a snap just to hook up with me. You could've just called me... ;)"
that doesn't even make any sense though
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Tips and Tricks on Waking up Early (I need them)
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I'm a seriously heavy sleeper who goes through their alarm clock all the way through. Been trying to wake up at 3:00 AM to do something early in my day. However I go to sleep around 12:00 Am, so it's hard for my body to wake up. Can anyone help me out on this.
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There's an alarm clock app called "Sleep as android" or something. Check it out, it has some interesting stuff to make sure you get up.
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you have to sleep more than three hours. it's not optional.
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You can only shift your pineal gland internal clock about an hour a day. Gradually shift back your wake up and sleep times only by an hour a day. Dont nap.
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Hey /adv/, I need you to tell me what I did wrong so I can improve myself and become better.
I’ve only had one gf and it’s been about 2-3 years since then.
(21 now, 6’4” 215 lbs., a 8.5-9 out of 10, with an athletic build)
>be at grocery store
>on my way to check out when I notice a cute femanon w/red brownish hair
> she’s the cashier in the express lane (15 items or less)
> I head to the shortest line past her because I’m way over that
>as I pass her I catch her checking me out. She smiles. I smile.
>I get to the other line and I start putting groceries on the conveyor or whatever you call it
>as I’m doing this I look up and catch her checking me out again. She smiles. I smile.
>a bit later as I’m still loading groceries I look up at her. A second later she looks up and catches me checking her out. I smile. She smiles.
>I begin talking with the cashier in my lane about school. As I’m talking, I occasionally catch the cute femanon in the express lane looking at me and she catches me looking at her.
>after I pay I head to the direction of femanon (because the exit by her was closer to where I parked)
>as I’m walking toward her she waves to me like she knows me. I don’t know her.
>there are a bunch of people in her line waiting to be rung up
>I get to her checkout stand and I say “hey femanon, do I know you?”
>her: “idk, do I know you?” with a nice smile
>me: “I’m not sure.
>her: well I’m pretty sure I know you
>me: well how about I get your number and maybe we can figure that out sometime?” (or something along those lines)
>her: “maybe”
>me: “maybe what?”
>her: “maybe next time.”
>me: “alright, whatever.”
>I then load up my truck and go home.
So /b/, please, enlighten me on what I did wrong so I don’t make the same mistake again.
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You bothered her while she was at work and had customers to serve, that's what you did wrong.
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You did the right thing: You recognized an opportunity and tried. there could be 1000 reasons why she didn't give out her number. I wouldn't internalize this one. Just be proud you put yourself out there
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>>16648668
I agree with this dude. You tried, and perfectly imo. "Thousands of handshakes, millions of Heartbreak's, can't prevent the shots you take"
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how do i stop comparing myself to others? how do i become better?
>be me
>28, kissless virgin, no friends, boring, loser, no hobbies
>have coworkers that are younger than me but are paid the same these guys are:
>24, many "alpha" types, that have many friends, play many sports, good at conversations, party a lot with friends, travel a lot, etc.
why would any girl want to date me?
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Get friends and hobbies, and be interesting. Nothing's going to change if you don't make an effort to improve
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>>16648583
>get friends
how?
>hobbies
how can i compete with people who have been cultivating skill in their hobbies for much longer? i'll be an amateur for years before i get good
>be interesting
how?
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>>16648714
Just talk to people, it will be hard if you don't share any interests with them though. As for the hobbies thing there must be something you are at least vaguely interested in and would like to know more about. There's nothing wrong with being new to a hobby and people aren't going to judge you for it, people usually love it when people take up a new hobby they also like.
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I'm a male born, raised and living in a smallish, artsy community. Being heavily dominated by females, nearly all of my friends growing up were females. My best friends, to this day, have yet to grow penises.
My last 4 girlfriends have left me over my refusal to stop being friends with all of my friends. They're sisters to me, I love them with all my heart and I'd do anything for them, but it's not romantic and I'm not fucking any of them - and anyone asking me to cut off my relationship with them is asking me to abandon my family.
How does one explain to a female they wish to have a relationship with that they do not wish to have comparable relationships with other females in their lives.
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Some girls are okay with a guy having almost all female friends. Others aren't. I know I'm not. You don't 'explain' anything because this is the result of feelings and emotions, which don't respond well to reason
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>>16648535
if someone can't understand the basic concept of having friends regardless of gender, then something is very wrong with them. i'm not sorry to say there's no different way to explain it other than literally, because if someone can't accept it regardless of how it's explained then they're definitely not worth your time
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>>16648535
I feel ya bro,
Honestly there is no best way to do it, hope you have a good girl and explain it to her fairly early on I usually go with "okay so you gotta know that when you're meeting my friends they're pretty much exclusively girls, but I'm not going out with them, it's you that I wanted and besides you'll all get in great I'm sure."
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Is there really any point in coming out as ace to family?
"Hi family I've gathered you all here so I can tell you all about my sex life or lack there of because I'm sure that's what you all care about."
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>>16648501
Bump
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>>16648501
no
if they get on you for not dating, then explain to them one at a time. but to, like, announce it? nah
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They will think you're a faggot and abnormal so keep it to yourself you kissless virgin.
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How do I get my gf to stop texting her guy "best-friend"? She has this guy who lives in another state that she texts everyday. How do I go about telling her that it makes me uncomfortable and that I want her to cut ties with this guy? I said something about it before and she got sad and said that he was her best friend.
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you're fucked.
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>>16648373
read her phone texts.
If it harmless stuff, don't mention it, and stop being uncomfortable.
If it isn't harmless, you saved years of your life! On to the next lying whore!
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>>16648391
This. Also man up. If she's in a relationship she doesn't need to be texting a guy EVERY SINGLE DAY. Fucking sakes lad how beta can ya be?
I've done nothing but play video games for the last 6 years. I used to be an honor student in high school. Now I struggle to string together sentences that are more complicated than anything basic. My brain definitely has a harder time figuring shit out now.
I'm done being a worthless neet, but how do I unfuck myself? What do I have to do?
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I feel like I'm in a similar boat, though I feel 4chan has done more to liquefy my brain than gaming.
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>>16648358
Start exercising, remove all distractions (make SURE all those motherfuckers are FAR out of reach), go to the library, make lists (write down what you need to do, but also write down when you finished something and why this makes you happy), stay consistent. It will take some time for your brain to re-wire, but you can do it. It will become easier eventually.
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>>16648358
You must be really far gone if you can't figure this one out. It's so simple: do things besides play video games. That's your solution. Literally anything qualifies.
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I've been trying to get over my ex-gf for a while, but today this guy sent me an image through text message, blackmailing her to fuck with me.
I want to punch this guy in the face, but I don't know how to find information from a number. Dude acted like he didn't know me or that it was a joke.
What do I do?
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What exactly did he send you? A nude picture of her?
He might just be baiting you, so for right now, I wouldn't reply to him at all. Ignore him and don't give him what he wants.
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>>16648307
Personally I would be pretty angry and start shouting and threatening him but that's not great advice.
Ignoring it is pretty much all you can do.
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>>16648316
That is the image he sent me. He hid whether it was his dick or not.
I talked to her and she sent the real image. It's a fucking dog. So I know he was baiting me, but I don't want that shit on repeat.
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I just broke up with my GF of one year ten days before our 2 year anniversary.
The reason being that she has told me that she will become a stripper as of tonight.
Am I wrong for this? I have worked at strip clubs and have some knowledge regarding these places. Still I feel really bad/sad/mad.
Just bouncing this off some fresh minds.
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>>16648210
No big deal. She sounds too boring for the real adventures. Dont chase em, replace em said a wise man once.
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nah, whatever, that's a legitimate thing to not want.
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>>16648210
i would do the same thing
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>Be 24 yo grill, will be 25 in june
>Just graduated and have well-paid job
>Depressed because of age
>First bf at 22
>Basically did everything too late
>Now single
>The only places where i meet guys are clubs
>Probably gonna soon be too old for clubs
>The only thought that comforts me is that i could always kill myself next year
How do I stop being scared of my own age ?
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>Basically did everything too late
Never it's too late to do things, just do what you want. Maybe you look younger, and if you look older, fuck it, do things anyway
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>The only places where i meet guys are clubs
Meet at different places
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>>16648194
Older anon here. I turn 40 next year. I have more freedom and opportunities made available to me at this point in my life than I ever had. Femanon OP, you are at the cusp of the beginning of true growth and freedom. It's scary as fuck, I know. But it's your life. Own it. Love it. Explore it from the shitholes like 4chan to the glories of traveling abroad and filling that void with experiences that fulfill you for years to come.
It's OK to be afraid. Just don't let being afraid make you become stagnant
is a girl dating a short guy as sad as a guy dating a fat girl?
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The only sad thing is worrying what other people think.
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no, that's not even similar.
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>>16648179
What's wrong with a guy dating a fat chick?