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Hey /adv/, found this recently. Can someone tell me what this is?
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A dead meme.
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Pic from the bottom
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Bumping for interest
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Hey /adv/ I me this girl thought tinder and fucked her. Then we hang out a few days later and smoke but nothing comes of that. We had plans for Friday but the canceled them saying pic related. Do you think she's into me and I'm just freaking out or should I move on. I'm a highschool senior she's a junior. 18 so no underage b&.
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Bamp
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well she might be into you and legitimately have to cancel, but usually if I don't want to see someone again I'll give them some bullshit like "x happened so we can't do y that day sorry". but maybe she is into you if you fucked.
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I don't understand, what is there to freak out about?
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I'm addicted to
>4chan
>porn
I can't stand a day without either of the two. I'm either jerking off to porn or bronswing the chan. I know this is really bad for me. How can I gradually let go of this addiction.
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>>16656299
By getting a real girl to stroke your dick
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>Get rid of the internet.
>Take up a hobby to keep your hands busy.
>Go the gym or jogging to burn off your excess energy.
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>>16656299
Her boob hip ratio is way off. Would not bang.
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what is the possibility that im gonna get dumped by my boyfriend because im his first everything (both 20 years old) and he will want to fuck around and experiment some more before settling down?
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>>16656240
100%
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that makes me sad :(
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Dump him before he dumps you. Take control of the situation. I found that when I was 18-23, I felt like I wanted the commitment and house and family. But when I hit 24, I had it all and realized I wasn't ready for it. I'm now 26 and in the process of giving up all the security and comfort because I am not in love with the guy I'm with and feel like a bird in a cage. I think women take a bit longer to feel the need to sew their wild oats than men, but I would definitely recommend you break up and see what else is out there. Don't be me.
Is it possible to become street if you were born in a small suburban town not anywhere even close to a big city? I was thinking of just running with my shit to the streets and letting them raise me again the right way. I figure by the time it's all said and done I'll be wise enough to live in a dirty ass ghetto and have cheap rent for awhile.
My only dream is to be street like the poor blacks raised in the inner city
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>>16656138
Good goy
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You stupid moron, why do you want to be a part of a culture of violence, horror, and degeneracy that never ever does anything productive?
And if you're white, they'll kill you.
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>>16656138
Go to bed, OP. Finish your studies and get a job.
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Would it turn a girl on to bring your hand up when fingering her and lick your fingers in front of her and tell her she tastes good?
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Perhaps, but better yet just eat her out.
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It would turn her on to lodge your fist in her anus
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I usually make the girl taste herself off my figures and demand her to tell me how good she tastes.
Some are kinks and freaks other are not.
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How to perform oral sex on guy wearing condom? I guess that latex will make him less sensitive, so should I know any special techniques? It will be my first time, so I'll be thankful for any tips and advices on oral sex.
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Oral with a condom is fucking terrible. That's just saying hey I'm gonna be projectile vomiting how can I make it a more pleasant experience.
You can't.
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Why are you blowing someone you don't trust?
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>>16656017
Yeah, it'll make him a bit less sensitive, but that doesn't necessarily mean you have to change your technique.
A lot of the appeal of oral sex happens in the head. Make sure to use both your mouth and hands a lot. Make eye contact as much as possible and make him feel like you're really into it. Basically act like his dick is the most amazing popsicle you've ever had and nobody's watching you enjoy it.
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How do you give someone all your love without your pride giving you an aneurysm?
I've had friends who were all affectionate and caring to their girlfriends and then got belittled or even cheated on behind their backs. I'm an emotional and affectionate guy but whenever I show that part of me, I think "Oh, you're such a fucking idiot. She's going to think you're clingy" or "Don't show her how much she means to you, you dipshit."
Not only that, I always feel that I am more invested in my relationship. I think a lot about my girlfriend, I don't think any girl is like that. They have a great time one way or the other; for me it really hurts when we don't talk to each other for a day or two. Coupled with the fact that I can't actually let her know that, it just eats me up inside.
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same situation, except im a girl :) its hard, but some of us are naturally way more affectionate and sensitive... it kind of sucks, i understand your struggle OP, but since im the girl who lacks attention i would say do not hold back. It does make us feel special.
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>it kind of sucks
Is it really worth going through that pain almost every day. i feel like something like this would create some bottled up resentment. Wouldn't finding someone who's equally affectionate be much easier?
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i do not know that since im no sensei. But either way, i think that if you are compatible in other ways, it can work. Im slowly getting used to it, there is some resentment to it, but i love the person dearly so im willing to deal with the issue... and i think that finding an affectionate guy is way harder than finding an affectionate girl
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My gf has put on roughly 30-45lbs since we have been together (2.5years) and I have felt unattracted to her for a long while now
I love her and dont want to leave her but I dont know what else I can do, I cant drop it or put it to the back of my mind as much as I might try, I am simply attracted to slim girls.
How do I approach the situation of getting the point across that Im no longer sexually attracted to her and she needs to lose weight or it is over, the problem is she has been on a diet for months and simply cannot last an hour being hungry and so all the healthy food and gym in the world wont help because of her lack of willpower (the thing I find most unattractive), she is already 'on a diet' so I cant encourage her any more than what I am doing now without her reacting to me like I am controlling etc.
I cant break up with her right now seeing as we have a flat together and are both in our last 4 months of university, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I fucked her education on top of all this, I am not even sure I could gather the balls to end it under easy circumstances
If I gave her an ultimatum she would either do or say anything to stay with me or be completely crushed, not to be big headed but she tells me constantly how much she idolises me etc she talks about weddings and kids all the time which makes me uncomfortable, surely the relationship would be fucked after hearing 'lose weight or its over'?
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Call her out on her bullshit. Ask her how twinkies fit into her diet.
Who knows, maybe she's just retarded when it comes to nutrition.
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It's a shitty situation but telling her how you feel might motivate her. Try to offer to join a gym together. If she's being a lazy fuck just tell her it's becoming a problem.There's no nice way of saying it but unless it's some serious medical problem, she's just letting herself go.
Depends on what her friends and family are like. If they coddle her then there's no chance. She'll just tell them and they'll all call you an ass.
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>>16655903
Its not even junk which makes the situation even harder. She has like 3 bowls of cereal a day, just eats whenever hunger strikes granted she is picking a lower calorie option of a healthy cereal she still eats a lot of it, and I dont mean stomach rumbling hungry, just as soon as thoughts of food enter her mind its like she has an anxiety attack
I have eat the same or less than her nearly every day for 6 months and I am a 6'3" male
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we both have a gym membership and its literally on the other side of the road, I offer to go with her and she just tells me to go alone...
also her family are honest mother tells her she should lose some weight, friends however are all liberal feminist cunts who probably brainwash her on social media
I want to tell her honestly but with her noticing the relationship hasn't been the same over the last year, due to me being off, it will open up the mother of all can of worms that I am too pussy to deal with
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Is it worth staying in a relationship where you're not feeling deep emotions for the girl but she likes you?
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>>16655810
Sure, if the girl is not that into you, but you are into her, yea sure, why not?
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>>16655813
it is backwards, I'm not really into her but she's quite cool and the sex is good and likes me very much
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Does the girl knows that you are not feeling deep emotions for her? Is she okay with this? If she understands the situation and takes responsibility for the possibility she might hurt herself by pinning for a one-sided relationship then the rest is up to you.
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this 7/10 from my dorm just ask me out for cinema and did not really give to shits about when were or what movie.
so I assume she wants to spend time with me for some reason.
I myself only go to the movies when I want to watch a specific movie so I do not know if there are any "date" rituals.
any general advice for not fucking things up?
maybe there are no further implications but I would hate to obliviously let chances slide.
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>>16655802
Just go see the revenant.
Girls like leo.
Apparently is pretty brutal but she'll get over it.
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come on guys i am kinda in a hurry here.
what are the rules?
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>>16655842
yeah well i was about to see that one sooner or later anyway.
but of course I could as well do that next week with some mates.
after all it was her idea.
is Unfriend or Solace as bad as it looks in the trailer?
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Ever since my boyfriend moved in with me I can never get a decent night's sleep in my own bed. It's only a full size bed and every night it's me, him, and our two 10lb dogs. Sometimes I can fall asleep but it's never for long and half the time I end up sleeping on the couch so I can be alone. My bf is obsessed with having a fan going each night for the noise, but I fucking hate it and it makes the room cold and the noise bothers me. He also takes all of the blankets and I often wake up shivering and angry, and he's so heavy I can't get the blanket out from under him. He also never leaves me enough room and I always sleep in a scrunched up position or I'm literally pushed off the bed. I've started sleeping with my own blanket and telling him NO FAN, but last night I woke up at 3am to him turning the fan on because he was "hot", so I literally just went to the couch so I could get my last 3 hours before work this morning. It's getting to the point where I am starting to hate even laying in bed with him and I don't want sex because I'm always tired and resentful. Is there a compromise on this that I am not seeing? Pic related is all I want, I just want to enjoy my bed again
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Getting a bigger bed never occurred to you?...
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Currently posting this on a futon while my boyfriend sleeps in the beedroom. I know your feels.
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>>16655649
I do full time school and work and he's recently unemployed, I barely have enough for my bills much less a new bed
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Hi /adv/,
do you guys have more like this pic? The kind with useful information, and not quick recipes, diy house decoration hacks or how to make beautiful crystals with bleach and ammonia.
Thanks in advance.
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>>16655617
Go to YouTube, look up The Black Phillip Show with Patrice O'neal. His expert ability to deconstruct moments and provide intelligent strategic relationship advice is well worth the listen. Plus, he's hilarious.
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>>16655617
Holy shit that guy is a huge faggot. He's jaded and cynical and passes his bitterness off as wisdom. Just because he's older doesn't make him any less retarded.
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>>16656467
Agreed. You don't want that advice.
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I'm 22 and I haven't gotten my period in 3 months. I'm a virgin so I can't be pregnant. For the whole year of 2015, my period has been really weird. I'd get it one month, then skip a month or two and then it would come again, and repeat but since September, I haven't been getting it. I'm scared to go to the doctor because I don't want my mom to think that I'm pregnant even when I tell her I'm not. I did gain some weight, I have been stressed, my sleep schedule is all messed up, and I feel like I've been kind of depressed since the beginning of 2015. I know that some of these can contribute but can I keep playing the waiting game or is something really wrong with me? And what might be the problem? Thanks in advance.
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Vagina vampires are attacking you in your sleep.
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>>16655616
Go to the doctors instead of asking random losers on a chinese cartoon board?
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Just go to a doctor, and do not tell your mother.
Also start having sex. You will regret not having sex later on. You do not have to get into relationships. Just start fucking already.
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My boyfriend forgot his toothbrush at my place, I threw it away because it was old and I knew he would get a new one.
Today he asked if I can bring it and got very upset when I told him, he said it was a memory from me (toothbrush from me) and how could I throw away his things without asking him first.
I understand why he is upset and I am mad at myself that I did it without thinking. What can I do?
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>>16655588
apologizes and buy him a new toothbrush.
Unless I am missing something this doesn't seem like a big deal.
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Just buy him a new one?
Literally fixes everything.
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>>16655588
It was a what?
Lol dumbest shit I've heard.
I'd bitch at you cause you made me do a dumb fuck chore of getting a new one and making me waste 3 bucks for no reason when you could have just left it there.