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Is it odd for me to think like this? 2016-01-06 09:36:37 Post No.16650294
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Is it odd for me to think like this?
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I'm a faggot born into a household which earns six figures. We're not rich or anything, but for some reason, I suspect that richfags are not much happier than people who earn enough than people who earn enough to live comfortably. Yeah, rich people can afford Gucci handbags, but really, they're just handbags and I can afford handbags as well. I reckon that a lot of people romanticize living a materialistic lifestyle - over time you will get sick of it and there's not way you will feel 10/10 every single day.
Almost every one I know desires to be rich. Girls want to marry rich guys, guys would love to own a Ferrari or Porsche, and little girls want to be princesses. But being wealthy never appealed to me that much. I live frugally and I just want to be happy in life.
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>>16650294
No, it's not odd. Money is a necessity but if it drives your fuel for feeling happy, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, it's cool to live comfortably, but it's good to feel happy when you know how to live.
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If absolute happiness is measured on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your happiness now, then try being a poor fag for a year and rate again.
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Pretty sure "happiness" tops out at about $85,000. The rest is gravy. However, have you ever been lower-middle class or less? You can live frugally, but that's different from living with 2 roommates in an apartment costing you $300 a month. Are you working? Do you have an income? A working person's thoughts on wealth are going to be different than an unemployed student's.
Is it wrong to be scared when your boyfriend talks about wanting to kill our two cats? On top of starting small abusive things towards them
I understand he's frustrated at them. I get that they make him that angry. But when he goes after them, yells at them, then picks them up to throws them around. To me it's a scary sign and makes me afraid that he'll do something if he's alone with them.
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>Is it wrong to be scared when your boyfriend talks about wanting to kill our two cats?
No, it's not. Especially if he acts like that. As a guy I'd be freaked out as fuck if my gf acted like that towards my cats.
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>>16650278
I'm so confused at what to do.
I love the guy I'm with, but the idea he's doing this to them. Let alone saying he wants to kill them really puts me on the edge.
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>>16650285
Essentially you have two options:
a) dump the guy
or
b) give the cats to someone
My dad went for the option c) when I still lived at home and just got them killed through some means that I am unaware of. Only found out about it years later and always had thought that they had cancer or something and had to be put down.
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Any chemists here who can tell me how difficult it is to try and manufacture potassium cyanide for self deliverance? I am a wannabe chemist trying to visit the great beyond.
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>>16650194
sodium cyanide is also okay.
I have charcoal, sodium carbonate and cyanuric acid.
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>>16650268
I really hope they don't troll me hard, /adv/ is a tame nice friendly board. tje rest of 4chan is like /b/
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>I teach guitar lessons
>I give all of my students songs to look up to listen to (if they ask for them)
>I have a student who is twelve
>The topic of metal music came up and she asked for a song to listen to
>I thought back to what metal songs i listened to at twelve and recommended her "Six" by All That Remains
>I did a quick check on my iPhone to make sure it didn't have explicit next to the title and then i wrote it down for her.
>I looked it up tonight and it has the word "damn" as part of the hook.
>should i email her mother and have her tell her NOT to listen to it? thus drawing attention to my mistake.
>OR should i just let it go and if questioned about it, claim i meant to recommend "This Calling" which is off of the same album and contains no swear words
Am I over thinking this?
The family is Indian, by the way, if that matters.
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Let it slide, nobody pays any attention to anything or anybody, and nobody cares.
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If that Indian kid's parents are tolerant enough to let them listen to metal, they're tolerant enough for 'damn' as a lyric.
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>>16650175
Just recommend her another song
"Damn" is not that rude btw
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My gf/something let me go today. She is 17, and her parents wouldn't let us be together, I am 23. I didn't do anything with her besides hug her, but we couldn't do anything, hang out, nothing, just text and talk. She let me go because she loves her family and her family is very upset she was with me, someone so old, even though they never met me. I would never hurt her, but she said I am perfect, and she cares about me, but she can't endure the pressure and anger from her family and us not being together together.
I found out I loved her when she told me this, and I broke down in tears in my car, I can't handle it. She was my future, we planned on it...I've never had this sadness before, like my future and brightness all ripped apart from me, so kindly and soft, like suffocating from a pillow. I'm not angry, I'm just incredibly sad :(
How do I move on. i've had thoughts of suicide more then once, and not fake thoughts, like cries for attention like before, like real longing for ending it all. Oh man
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You had never done anything but hugged her, but this is having this much of an impact on you? Harden the fuck up. Sounds like you weren't even 'together' for that long.
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I am pretty sensitive to relationships. And I haven't had a lot of experience in them.
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>>16650178
Well if you plan to continue to live and to date, you're going to experience more heartbreak. Grow some balls and get over it. She's fucking 17, it's not like you had much of a future together anyway
Problem: I have a girl who I had sex with after 2 dates, she thought honestly I was the best in bed, but since then I felt like she was more distant... Like she thinks I'm a fuck-buddy waiting in the stable for her now.
She's hung up on an ex who doesn't even like her somehow. Is this something that goes away eventually? Should I Persue? I confronted her, am I doing it right?
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You're doing it wrong. She's still hung up on her ex, you're just a fuck buddy to get emotion out on. Nothing more, move on before you get hurt even more.
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>>16650125
>She's hung up on an ex
And you actually think you can get a relationship out of this?
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how do i sex im 18
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The first time isn't going to be all that great compared to months down the road of experience. Don't stress about it and use fucking protection. Guy on top is the easiest entry level position.
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Is it a good idea to do it with an ugly girl even if u can have a beautiful gf?
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>>16650839
wtf
>Parents leave home for a 3 weeks
> Have dope ass brother
> Smokes a shit loads of weed and has dabs
> We non stop get high smoking 2 joints a day and dabs
> take advantage of no parents
>smoke everywhere
> highasfuck.jpg
>2 weeks pass
>Wake up from high
>Whole first floor smells dank as fuck
> Friends cant handle the dank
> parents are coming back
>6 days
>have to get to normal
> HOW THE FUCK
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Open all Windows + febreze... You'll be set after like... A day... Or three.
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Even easier than Febreze, boil half a gallon of vinegar on the stove. Don't leave any pets inside while you do it.
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>>16650060
You have to spray your furniture with the febreze spray bottle because that's probably what's holding the smell.
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Hey fellas I need pick up lines 2016-01-06 07:32:16 Post No.16649993
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Hey fellas I need pick up lines
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"Eyy gurl u wan sum fuk" isn't really effectibe
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If you want to just know some stupid pickup lines, to use as an icebreaker, just google that shit. If you think they actually work, then no, no they don't.
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wanna drink wine and make out?
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>>16649993
Someone got me with this inside a bar one time.
Take an icecube from your drink and throw it on the ground in front of her, then when she looks at you weird say:
"Sorry, I was just trying to break the ice. Did it work?"
Heya /adv/, last night I had sex with my gf for over 5 hours. During this period I ejaculated 4 times outside of her (she's not on the pill, and we didnt have condoms avaible), but I were inside of her to seconds before I came 3 of the times. After ejaculating, I did a bad job cleaning my penis, and there was definitely cum left on it. I also did not urinate during the 5 hours. With only 10 minute long breaks on average after ejaculating, I then went inside of her again. Is there a really large chance I got her pregnant?
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>>16649850
The Lower Tennessee River Watershed has area in Tennessee,Georgia and Alabama and drains approximately 1864 square miles of land. The Tennessee portion of the watershed drains 1200 square miles (group 3 portion 762 square miles/group 4 portion 438 square miles) and includes parts of Bledsoe, Bradley, Hamilton, Loudon, Marion, McMinn, Meigs, Rhea, Roane and Sequatchie counties. - See more at: https://www.tn.gov/environment/article/wr-ws-lower-tennessee-river-watershed#sthash.h5NhhWnJ.dpuf
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We're both relatively healthy btw, and there has never been issues with sperm quality in my family (most of my nearest family have gotten accidentaly kids before they turned 20). Still though, I've read that it takes 1 million sperm cells to break down the wall around the egg, I just dont know how large of an amount sperm that really is and if the chances are great of impregnation with just the small amounts of sperm left on my penis.
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>>16649862
Germany’s fiscal administration is divided into federal tax authorities and state tax authorities. The local tax offices (Finanzämter) belong to the latter. They administer the “shared taxes” for the Federation and the States and process the tax returns. The number of tax offices in Germany totals around 650.
As a result of discussions in 2006 and 2009 between Federation and States (Föderalismusreform) the Federation will further on also administer some taxes. The competent authority is the Federal Central Tax Office (German: Bundeszentralamt für Steuern, abbreviated: BZSt) which is also competent authority for certain applications of tax refund from abroad. Since 2009, the BZSt allocates an identification number for tax purposes to every taxable person.
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>be me
>be fit
>be able to speak 4 languages
>be in college
>be somewhat handsome
>have a lot of hobbies
>still no gf
>the girl i've liked for a whole year likes some fucking idiot
is because i'm a 5'5, isn't it?
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Its because you relate to that fucktard.
Now fuck off
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>like a girl for a year
>never make a move
Hahahaha
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Maybe if you had some balls it wouldn't take 1 year to ask her out. Damn OP why are you so weak?
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How to tell apart American & Canadian accents? 2016-01-06 06:09:38 Post No.16649759
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How to tell apart American & Canadian accents?
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They sound the same to me. Can Americans and Canadians tell themselves apart based on the way they talk?
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You can, but you have to listen closely.
Probably, the biggest thing is this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_raising
For me, it's easy to tell the difference between an American 'about' and a Canadian 'abaeut'
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Yeah, there are like 5 american accents, plain american robot speak,
Then canadian, and french canadian.
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>>16649759
Canada is a big country.
Like bigger than Europe by a significant amount.
Someone from Manitoba, Vancouver, and Newfoundland will all sound very different from each other.
It's like comparing a Texan to a Bostonian, or someone from SoCal to someone from the Bronx.
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I really want to lick my GFs asshole. I did once, for maybe 3 seconds, but it wasn't really serious and we never went into anal territory, I got my fingers over there twice, also for very short period of time and not even inside and penetration was something we've only talked about so far.
But I really want to lick it.
She had 3 sexual partners before me, one long-lasting included. I have no reason to suspect she has STD and I eat her out very, very often so I'd probably get them by now anyways. She's also on pills so we don't use condoms and that's a risk I've agreed upon a long while ago. I'm pretty serious about her and I know she's faithful and so am I.
The thing is, rimjobs are made out to be really unsafe and I'm afraid of venturing into that territory. Should I be? Is it really more dangerous than what we already do? Can I get anything I wouldn't from activities we already perform? I've read some articles on the internet, but using dental dam they suggest is not a option, they seem to talk about gay pairing exclusively and I can't really filter out things that might be useful.
Bottom line: do you guys do it? Did anything bad happen to you ever? Can I consider it semi-safe considering the fact that we are long-time partners?
I'm worried about possible health problem a I've been through a ot lately and wouldn't want to add STDs to my list (the oral sex causes throat cancer thing already scares me but I hope she doesn't have HVP). Any feedback or personal experiences would be welcome. Thanks.
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>Asian-ass
My ASS. That's a trap if I ever saw one, that's a man's chest.
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>>16649757
it's just some totally random image that pooped on google when I literally typed "ass", totally not relevant
but thanks for reply anyways!
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>>16649734
Uh, I ate my ex's ass, had my ass eaten, did anal with no condom, etc. Never any problems. There is no STD you can contract though analingus that you wouldn't contact through normal sexual activity, so I dunno where you got your sex-ed. tl;dr - do it, it's amazing. Maker sure she licks your ass too, you'll thank me.
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>match with girl on tinder
>she's actually really cool and we have great chemistry on chat at least
> she gives me her number
>xox
>talk to you tomorrow :)
>sweet dreams, doll
Red flag? Last time I dated a girl that was this approachable I ended up on a 3 month-long experience as a rebound. I don't want to go through that again.
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It's like you're so desperate to participate on this board that you made up a non-existent problem
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Post your convo, we'll judge it.
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>>16649664
Are you new to this board? I've personally posted stuff that sounds way more over the top than this.
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Here you go.
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I'd really like some advice from a femanon, but anything will do. My girlfriend of two Years and 3 months just moved out. She took our daughter with her. She's currently staying at her mom's.
I miss her more than anything. I miss my daughter more than anything. I've done nothing but sob uncontrollably since she leftmost I just got out of the hospital after a suicide attempt and a 72 hour hold bc of being put on suicide watch. She just says she doesn't feel anything for me anymore. The fight we had that caused her to leave was terrible. We've never gotten violent with each other, however.
What I'm asking is: how can I make her have feelings for me again? I can't just get over it and drop contact completely because we do have a kid together. I miss them both. They were my entire world.
What do I do?
Pic related: it's her and our daughter.
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>>16649582
You can't make her suddenly have her feelings for you again, you can't force love. If it didn't work out, it didn't work out. However, you have a young daughter in this, now. The best thing to do is to come to a civil compromise, so you both can have turns in her life. But honestly? Try to come to terms with her decision, and when you are ready,- IF you are ready or wanting another relationship, pursue one.
Also, who knows, maybe there IS a chance with your ex, still. But, whatever you do, don't force anything and try to use intuition and common sense. above passion.
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She stole your sperm, dude. That sucks.
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Think of the man you were when you first got together and were the most in love. Then, be that guy again.