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Why are women so much more smiley and nicer these days?

A few years ago, I would've had the creep label pinned on me just for being within their presence. But now they make eye contact with you and give you little smiles when doing so. Or are just so friendly and warm when talking to them. Even had a couple girls come up to me and randomly introduce themselves in the latter half of 2015.

Is this some kind of practical joke going on or what?

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How can I stop thinking I'll be friends with my ex eventually?

We broke up cause we weren't a good fit in the long run and it wasn't the most civil break-up since he refused to talk about it in mature way and kept making stupid excuses, making me feel like shit about the whole thing due to that.

I realize that it might be better to not keep in touch but because I'm not very experienced socially I have this stupid thing where I want to be civil with everyone I've been close to. Like if I chose to be with him then there must be something good in him right? He's really been acting like a douchebag though. How can I stop building someone up in my mind and realize he might not even deserve benefit of the doubt.

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Whenever me and my girlfriend have sex I can never climax or ejaculate. I've tried cutting off porn and not masturbating but I still have nothing. Any help?

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How do I get my boy friend to fuck me every-night instead of every morning?

Talking wont work. I already brought it up, but he enjoys his morning bj+sex way too much.

He says it makes him feel great and motivates him to get out of bed and power through his work day.

I on the other hand suffer from insomnia and the best medicine is a good shag before bed. I pass out almost everytime and if I dont round two always does the trick.


TLDR: how to we sync our sexual clocks, preferably in my favor.

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>be tomboy hermaphrodite with mostly functional penis
>boyfriend is catholic to some degree
>3 months into dating, he comes back from vacation
>we have sex
>he insists on sucking my penis
>I'm not really comfortable with that
>he does it anyway because
>"come on, when would I get another opportunity?"
>I think this is mostly a response to my having a set surgery date for removing the penis
>been about 24hrs since
>still not sure how I feel about it
>don't think it matters since I won't have a penis in a few months
>nagging worry that he is a closet gay
>logical me and my counselor assure worrywart me that his qualities preclude him from being gay
>superhuman ability to flick tongue
>modest amount of porn
>often gets boners when hot women are involved
>never gets boners while looking at guys


I don't really wanna bring it up with him either because it seems to be such a transient and unfounded worry. Plus I want him to feel casual when having sex with me. Am I wrong?

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>talking to girl that just turned legal
>all her pictures from 16-17 look hot as fuck
>all of her recent pics don't show much of her face and don't look as good

Girls can't just like..get ugly. Right?

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Would some kind anon mind giving me advice on my resume?

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Has anybody actually gone out and tried to get help with their social/anxiety issue?

How's the effort been going?

I feel I should finally get help but I know SSRIs are brain killing drugs and the whole thing is feeling like you have a positive connection with somebody

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Hello, this is the first time i post on advice and i would like to know, better if it's from a psychologist or someone studying psychology.

Well, this is it, i want to know what is this called.

I can come up with logical explanations for things that could either be bad things or good things, well i don't know how to describe it.

It happens randomly, i don't know if it's inspiration but something activates inside me, today i was looking at a movie, a little amateur short, very well made and all that, it was about a nuclear war and a survivor soldier and all that, my friend passed me the link and he told me he started to think things about how a nuclear war would destroy us, how the humanity is fucked somehow or how a survival thing would work in a post apocalyptic scenario and all that.

Well i didn't pay attention to that to be honest i could care less but i started to see through how the movie was made, the position of objects in the movie, the usage of enviromental effects, the thematic of two soldiers, one a girl and one a guy from different factions trying to kill each other, the little small details and other small things, i started to analyze it and came up with that the short was about homosexual propaganda and sex and in the end i told all of this to my friend and IT MADE SENSE IN EVERY WAY.

This happens in my real life too, i can make up very twisted logics from things that can just be, normal .... my logic always goes to the twisted side of things and i can even make up stories THAT SOMEHOW MAKE SENSE and someone who listens to me would believe it all.

Like let's see a common situation, let's say the cat from my neighbor went into our garden, so if i start to think and get "inspired" somehow i can make up a twisted story on why the cat went into our garden, even tho it is all fake, it could be fake or not.

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Guys. I'm really sad right now. He was one of my favorites. I'm almost crying. Please make me happy.

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Is it a bad idea to let a girl (or anyone in general) know that you're a virgin at 20? And if I'm asked, how do I avoid the question?

I don't mean to say I go around offering this information, and the only people I've told this to are my close buddies.

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Hey, so I'm living with my parent currently, but the only way i can keep living with them is
a. cant do drugs
b.can't drink (until I'm 21)
c. can't smoke
d. stay inn college

NOw the only problem is i just smoked 3 cigarettes on my porch but i left the door open so some of the smoke got in to the room. How long will that room smell like smoke? how can i fix it? does the room smell like smoke?

I really don't want to get kicked out, please i need help

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Thing is, since I lost some weight, suddenly many people saw me as a girl. For example, in my old work(fast food ) people called me as I where a chick to many times!!
And here comes the real thing...
In my art college, my class is full of guys.. and almost all the class has/had a crush on my... Im not kidding, even one of them try to lay with me, also one creepy guy tried to touch me several times ... like I were a hot chick or something.
So yeah, thing seems to be that im a "hot girl"... even a girl told me "you look like a hotty lesbian"... 2 hours later.. we had sex... all because I looked like a girl to her?
As for my appearance, well I'm 1.62, my hair resembles a short women cut, and also Im kinda slim(52kg)... but come on (for me) I look like a guy... maybe with just a bit of androgynous feel, but nothing more.
And as for my personality, Im just a bit eccentric, and seems like that also counts to be seem as a girl ... but aside of that Im quite masculine, I even the independent leader type.
Aside of my aspect, I found out that people find me hot too because they think Im clever; and like that "maverick" attitude of mine. Seems like that also makes me look like a girl somehow...
Can you guys can deduct for what reason people look at me as a girl?

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Would it be autistic to tell a guy you want to absorb his genetic information during sex?

I genuinely have autism so I can't tell how "weird" I sound.

I call my boyfriend my mate and refer to sexual intercourse as copulation/mating/coitus.

Vernacular terms kill my arousal.

A word like phallus for example sounds better than cock.

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I don't know where else to post this so, I bought an aneros Vice (pic related) after reading several overwhelmingly positive reviews for it. I've only been fucked 5 times before so, my anal experience is very limited. I used my aneros a few times using astroglide water based lube, and don't have much trouble inserting it with mild pain when almost completely inserted. I make sure to wait a few minutes before doing contractions, but I still don't think I'm hitting the prostate.

Also, sex toy advice general