How do I subtly manipulate someone into changing an aspect of their appearence
butt
>>16666627
Holding them hostage at gunpoint tends to work out pretty well.
Spawn more overlords
Should I text her "why haven't we fucked yet?" out of the blew? I haven't texted her for about 2 weeks (busy over the holidays). How would she react? Any success stories using that line?
>>16666593
Do it.
do it
>>16666593
I'd be really put off if a guy texted me that.
Go ahead and do it. She deserves to know that you're the kind of guy who thinks it's acceptable.
How hard can you lie on a resume?
Has anyone had any luck saying they had a degree they didn't have?
>>16666535
Lie your heart out. Who can prove you DON'T have a master's in propanology?
op here. Like. what if you they caught you. Would they report you. Is there a heavier penalty other than 'no'?
Don't do it.
It's rare that they check, but why risk it? You literally can go on the school website and input your name and year to verify if the degree is legit or not.
How do you tell to your girlfriend that she is the perfect girl in a lots of way but sex is not good.
>>16666462
>Her - "Sweetie, crawl under the covers with me and keep me warm, tee hee."
>You - "Nah, I'm gonna go jerk off."
She'll get the message after the fifth or sixth time.
>>16666473
Ahahah good one, done that once or twice maybe i should do it more often.
>>16666462
>How do you tell to your girlfriend that she is the perfect girl in a lots of way but sex is not good.
Don't. Don't tell her the sex is not good.
you could try and give suggestions to her on how to do better, but dont say she's not good.
I wanna buy my first sex toy. Where should I go? A local store, on the internet....what's the safest choice? Any sites you want to suggest?
>>16666451
It's too dangerous, OP, don't do it. You'll get beat up.
The local stores are the best for first timers that might have eyes bigger than their holes.
>>16666451
What are you looking to get? Just a dildo? A vibrator? I assume you're a girl?
I'd suggest getting a jackrabbit. It's all I really need.
So I'm 18 and I won't try to give my life story here but basically divorced but semi wealthy parents , especially dad , mom is kind of lazy and greedy and the worse of the two . Dad also had no father ( he was there but was mainly focused on keeping his family alive ) and lived during the Lebanese civil war
Basically I've gotten into an argument with my dad where I indirectly claim that he is not a good father . I have not used those direct words , but we got into an argument about how we don't do anything together anymore because I'm too busy out , studying , or playing vidya and I said yeah it's sort of my fault but when have you asked me to do hang out in the past five years .
I don't know if I have a warped perception of what a father should be or my dad is I don't know . He thinks that basically since he has "cared for me " the past 18 years and has given me food shelter a nice car etc as opposed to my mom that I should somehow be fair (read : have immunity ) to him.
He's vague with me and I don't think that just cause I had a roof over my head that that somehow makes him worthy of the title of father .i honestly cannot think of one thing he has ever helped me (outside of monetary wise ) or any life lesson or value I learned from him, and says that I am ignorant for not seeing how much care he has put into me .
Frankly , I don't even give a damn because I know the past won't change and t b h f a m I'm very ambitious and hope to show my mom and dad that I will be widely more succesful than they were , in money and relationships . But he keeps on persisting that I don't have a bad view of him and I honestly don't fucking care and just want to leave for college already.
Lol you're going to get rekt in the real world. He probably could have done a better job but that doesn't make him a bad dad.
My mom divorced my dad and got with some fag whose boyfriend moved in and lived with us since I was 9. My dad didn't pay child support and nobody did shit for me. I got a scholarship to a specific college and couldn't even go because my mom moved in with a girl she met online and I didn't have anywhere else to live. Started working minimum wage and have to give her half of what I make.
You're very lucky to have what you have so stop complaining.
>>16666303
It sounds like he's putting a lot of care into you, but your complaints aren't necessarily invalid. It sounds like he's doing his best. Try to be appreciative but you probably won't genuinely feel that until you've moved out. Your relationship will get a lot better when you do that.
>>16666445
Lol you're the actual idiot for not taking out loans for living in college. What, minimum wage at your mom's sound like a more solid plan? Stop judging people when you clearly already fucked up. Projecting is sad.
So long story short I got into a fight with this chink at school and somehow got my ass kicked with judo or some crap like that
How do i get revenge
Let it go or she will kick your ass again.
You have to kill him. You have no choice if you don't want to look like a pussy.
you wait until you turn 18 to post here
I created a thread asking about what it is like to work as a professional model (it got archived when I am away):
http://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/16663535/#16663535
Everyone says something different. A guy talks about how he lives comfortably as a model yet another guy says that what he is saying is bullshit and far from reality. A retoucher talks about how it is hard to truly make a career out of modelling. Who should I listen to? Who is telling the truth?
It really depends what agency you plan to model for, however it is quite common to face injustice and be exploited in the modelling industry.
>>16666180
So is it comfortably to make a living and live comfortably as a model? The links posted in that archived thread tend to be about how models earn close to nothing as their agents collect a lot of their money and some models don't get paid in catwalks/trial photoshoots.
It depends what you look like and what contacts you have.
Nobody can give a good answer as its going to unique to your situation.
I need help guys, it seems like no matter how hard I try I can't get over one of my exs. It's been a good 3 1/2 - 4 years sense we were together yet she is still on my mind almost constantly. I am currently in a relationship that's lasted for 3 years yet I feel guilty for still being emotionally attached to my ex.
How do I get her off my mind?
Some facts about my ex
Long distance relationship
She stops all communication suddenly without warning
Randomly out of the blue she asks if I want to spend the week with her
After the week all communication ends once again
Ignores texts
Ignores calls
Bump check em
>>16666120
Are you doing anything to fuel the fire, like checking her Facebook, keeping sentimental items, telling stories about her, or something like that?
>ex-gf had a stroke when she was ~15 yo
>about a week into being gf/bf she said, "I'm hungry for your soul," in a deep, raspy voice
>gave her the benefit of the doubt depsite being creeped the hell out
>a different time, while she was drunk, she stared at me for 30-60 seconds, then said, "I ate my own soul," and "I ate part of your soul just now."
>broke up with her a few days later
Fast forward to now.
>interested in a girl
>she said yes to hanging out sometime
>her Facebook profile picture is her dressed as Raven for Halloween
>Raven is half-demon, half-human
What do you guys think of this?
(Pic unrelated; not many pictures on my phone)
It seems based on what you wrote that obviously ur a faget.
>>16666054
What?
Who cares ravenis cool
I was waiting for a punchline, but it never came.
Can someone explain what this quote means? I have been praying a long time for physical healing and I feel God is ignoring me and I saw this today and I did not know how to interpret it.
sometimes god doesn't answer prayers because what you think you want is not what's actually best for you?
>>16666025
That we are children. When a child begs their parents for ice cream, the parent out of love denies them.
I dont know about what physical healing you are wishing for, but just know theres hope and that god has a plan for you.
My boyfriend of 4 years has started farting in front of me allllllllll the time now. It makes me feel like he does not love me anymore but he claims he just feels comfortable and if I love him I will love his farts.
Can any males ring in on this?
Hes just showing he loves you. Its kinda like a dog pissing on somthing to mark his teratory. Im juiced.
Just because we pass gas in front of you doesn't mean we love our woman any less.
But he should really tone it down some. Theres being comfortable around someone, and then there's "oh shit nigger what're you doing"
i fart around my family sometimes, and they do so as well
i would only do it with my family because i am comfortable with them
i guess what im trying to say is, he feels comfortable around you...like family? do you see that as a bad thing?
is this normal??
I don't know but its kind of hot ;)
Is this your first time shaving your pubes?
If so, yes that is normal your skin is irritated and your hair is trying to grow back.
If not, then no it's not and you should get it checked out.
Might be a fungal/yeast infection.
also, post bussy.
Well the problem is guys that sometimes they tell me that i look like a lesbian,do I /adv/?
Hahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahh
Your hair is lopsided. You're pale and white. Your hair has highlights. Your eyebrows are much thicker than they could be, it's like you darkened them or something.
So yes, some people might say you look like a lesbian.
>>16665787
Her eyebrows aren't too thick, they're just way too dark and look like sharpie brows.
How do I stop being an oversensitive crybaby?
I get upset and cry really easily, over really stupid things. I feel disgusting whenever someone tries to comfort me because I'm a poor sad girl. It makes me feel like some kind of emotional whore. I feel like a little kid who can't function without constant reassurance. I beat myself up over it a lot but that just continues the negative cycle of thought. The only way to not be asking people to pity me is to stop being a baby who gets their feelings hurt so easily, but I don't know how to do that.
Please help.
Anybody?
>>16665764
Kill yourself
Aww, does wittle baby want a wittle help with a vewy sewious pwoblem? Yes you do! Yes you do!
If the issue is feelings being hurt, understand that's almost never the other person's intention; you're interpreting it that way - interpreting intents that aren't there. Their words mean nothing. Like you, they are flawed and imperfect people. Moreover, why would it matter what someone says to you? They're them, an atomized person, and you're you, your own atomized person.