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>>16775085
>making friends on 4chan
Actually not so bad if you're on the correct boards

>>16774930
Look dude that shit corny as fuck

This would be fine for your gf of a couple of weeks n shit but not for a one night stand.

>>16774941
It's not a one night stand tho, she was serious about the relationship, so was I

It's still corny tho, I feel terrible about it desu
I showed it to a friend and he said he is surprised she didn't didn't call the police on me.

Also is there any way I could fix this shit or should I just accept my fate and move on, I really like this girl and I went full retarded trying to show her I liked her.

>>16774839
Sounds like you fucked up pretty royally. Quite a accomplishment, congrats.

I;m sorry /b/ro. You did fuck up this time.

I've been there, I still am there really. I fuck up all he time too.

Theres not much you can do but seriously try to be a better person for you gf if you love her.

If not, then you have to leave her so you can fuck up less then you do with someone and stop disappointing them.

Thats why I left my gf.

I couldn't stop disappointing her.

>>16774848
I want nothing more than to be a better person for her. But I've fucked up so much she legitimately can't trust me anymore.

"I love you" or "I like you" or "I have feelings for you"

>>16774742
'Hey wanna go out to this new restaurant I wanna try out? '

>>16774749
What do you talk about at the resturant if she says yes?

Why do you think your past relationship didn't count?

>>16774655
Because I was young and dumb and it was over the internet.

>>16774659

Alright. When you say you did some stuff, can you be more specific?

>>1677458

Magic is not real so feel free to do whatever you want because it won't matter.

What is chaos magic? Could you tell us what you did and how?

>>16774590
What did >>1677458 say?
(I can't see the deleted post.)

>>16774560
no, you slowly become weirder and weirder

>>16774565

Makes sense.

Is there a way to be the person I became at the beginning of that smoke weed everyday month?

>>16774566
Just willpower. I don't know why people think there's a magic cure for psychological shit. Just try to become that person. Mentally say "no" to yourself every time you do something that person wouldn't. That's how this shit works.

You have to explain why you think she is awful, or why other people tell you she is awful.

Generally speaking, awful people are funny until they start being awful to you. Something to think about.

>Is there any objectivity to morality?
Why the fuck does it matter?

Regardless of the objectivity, or lack of objectivity, in morality, if you know someone is doing something that is wrong then you should not simply discard it because "muh subjective morality."

I do believe morality is subjective, but that doesn't mean I don't think people are assholes if they do something I consider shitty. That doesn't mean I don't hold myself to moral/ethical standards.

>>16774486
Oh, she just can be incredibly offensive and unapologetic... she shocked a group of my other friends by saying this "I'm native American and I got over the whole rape of my people, mostly because chad down the street isn't marching me across the fucking country, hes flipping my fucking burger, I don't give a shit about the massacres, the world war 2 camps, or the russians fucking up my people... I got over it, its a little wierd that a bunch of hipsters can't seem to pull their heads out of their collective asses and get over it too... I mean shit I have a Hamburger slut T-shirt for a god damn reason, America fucking rocks, I can't wait to get my good ol fashioned Murica scooter, with my Murican flag and drive my fat ass down to the heart attack grill and literally eat a whole pig stuffed with Bacon thats my reparations, the ability to buy four cheeseburgers for 5 bucks eat all of them, jill, then fall asleep covered in grease ." I thought her rant was hilarious, she goes off on rants like that often when we hang out, but I dunno, my other friends didn't get the jokes or took it too seriously... but they went off on her, she just laughed it off and told me "Come over later if you wanna play some video games or something, these cucks need to yank the tampons out of their asses." one of my other best friends then said "How can you hang out with that woman, she is the most awful person I have ever seen, how can she live with herself. The rest of hanging out with them was just them saying what a horrible person she was, and it made me feel like, maybe she was... the whole night she said stuff that I found humorous but it obviously offended other people in the group, when they called her out on it, she would tell them to either "Nut up"or"Laugh a little you cuck."When me and her hang out, or me her and other friends hang out, it all seems fine... I mean she can be harsh but I never realized just HOW harsh she can be, I don't know if me finding it funny is good

nope. no sane person would.

How long has she been a prostitute?

>>16774399
>>16774399

that totally depends. do you want me to date you?

Chances are that if they're in high school they're boring and less mature than you and are only attracted to you because they feel sophisticated having an older boyfriend (and because you have accomplishments high schoolers won't have, e.g. graduating high school, and will be a lot more independent than the average high school student.).

There's really no appeal to dating the weird, needy high school chicks who like you just because you're in college.

>getting hit on by high schoolers is like getting hit on by a puppy: NO NO NO NO NO

>>16774306
you should no problem

Yes, I'm a high school girl and older guys are so hot

Eat and excercise until you are as jacked as the guy in your picture. Boom. Alpha as fuck. Unless you have a tiny dick, in which case it won't really matter how tough you are.

Neither of these things actually exist. They're literally just retarded stereotypes.

4chan seems to believe in the idea, but do you really want to listen to the group of people who coined the term "normies"?

Just be yourself. And try to be nice and a good person. Nobody gives a shit about how alpha you are.

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>>16774200

replace the voice in your head that discriminates and undermines anything you think or do with a reinforcing and encouraging one and you're good to go

>>16774196

Go on a Crusade and recover Jerusalem from the Mohammedans, or die trying. Boom, plenary indulgence.

>>16774212
Uhhh

>>16774196
Church doctrine says that there are certain sins that send you straight to hell, but for everything else, if you are truly repentant to the depths of your very soul, you will be saved, but what you certainly are NOT is absolved from worldly consequences of your actions. God will know you as a friend at your death, but we humans can't tell if you're a liar so we punish crimes no matter how repentant you act.

>applying a few experiences to an entire population of people

you already know the answer, ese

>>16774068
You sound like a fucking idiot that spends time around horrible hobo Mexicans.
You could say the same thing about whites that live in the Appalachian or blacks that love in Chicago or Detroit. Italians and jews that live in NY.

>>16774068
Nah. I work as an overnight security guard for a hotel, and my experiences over the past few years have led me to actively dislike blacks and working class whites. I still try to give them the benefit of the doubt, but more often then not I'm proven correct in my suspicions.

T. Dominican

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I got a 2 ct diamond mounted on a platinum ring that was listed as $36k for $13k just by negotiating.

>>16774057
any negotiating tips?

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What were you thinking of on a ring? I'm hardly a jeweler but engagement rings are pretty as fuck and I have some plans.

For instance: what cut of precious stone? What kind of ring -- more typical stuff such platinum, gold, rose gold, white gold, etc or weirder (cheaper and sometimes more durable) shit like titanium? What kind of stone are we talking -- diamond, emerald, ruby, cubic zirconia, etc?

I really like http://touchwoodrings.com -- they have some gorgeous rings in their gallery of stone inlays, and the rings are "only" about $500-$600 to start. If I were getting engaged I'd definitely consider getting wedding and engagement rings from them (it's a little expensive for a wedding band, but still.).

They mean someone with your personality. But actually attractive.

>>16774022

99% of the time its this. 1% of the time you are attractive but you are a romance slut and they want assholes to act like you but only towards them.

girls wanna feel special. not like every other girl you swoon over

>>16774016
Well it COULD be a looks, thing, but honestly, we all know it's not that easy.
It's an alpha thing. People like alphas, be them men or women.
It's likely what she means is "I wish I could meet an alpha with your tastes and sense of humor".