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>>16782329
Ear plugs?

>>16782334
Works, I've used them, but they wear out quickly after 8 hour use a day and are expensive when I need so many.

>>16782329
Record her from your room and play back her sounds 2x slower so you can recreate whale sounds as white noise. Play it loud enough so that she hears it but can't quite figure out what it is

Is chemistry usually mutual?

>>16779595
No. Mismatched chemistry is overwhelmingly the usual case. That's why we have to date many people instead of selecting our perfect matches at random on the street. It's a somewhat rare and special accident to meet someone with whom we click together.

>>16779595
Tempted to say yes, but the anons having absolutely no skills in resding people are in the majority so i'm going to go with "mostly".

Why do I have to be the one coming back to this board to motivate people, like holy fuck how hard is it to just do the things you want to do

I have my first electroconvulsive therapy treatment at 9am on Monday!

I'm not as excited as I really should be, simply because it takes 4 treatments on average before you start to see any results. But I am very excited to start and finally see if I can get my depression the fuck over with.

I told you.
I fucking told you.

You live in a group home for fuck's sake; why would you throw away a dry, warm home and food just so you could get high?? Your ass is going to be homeless and you have no where to go. You're a fucking idiot, and while it's a shit move your Dad pulled, you knew better.

Oh well.
I don't know what to do for you.. Yes, I am worried sick about you, but there is nothing I can do, my family is still bent on hating your guts. So... You can't really live here; I'm sorry.

>Is it even possible to become a successful and respected female comedian?

no

>>16783115

because unfunny women can still get laid and have children, it isnt the same with men

Most female comedy is just bitching with a smile or pretending to be dumb.

I went to the comedy fest in Hartford Ct a few years ago when Dave Chapelle returned after walking off stage at the past fest.

Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman both performed. All they talked about was muh abortion muh right to be a slut. The women ate it up, the men in the audience sat there with stone cold faces.

My gf hates Amy Schumer, but her sister loves her. Her older sister is the type of girl who wants Hillary in the white house because "I think it's time we have a female president" and constantly posts Beyonce quotes on twitter like she's a walking Goddess.

Guessing this just goes under the: >nobody gives a fuck clause; of 4chan..

Fap to her. If gross, don't.

>>16782899
Knowing the person doesn't help anon

>>16782839
>vaping
just don't, please.

>>16782849
no he must join the dragondom
come to the fog machine side
there are smoke rings and shit

yeee that shit works been 2 years without addiction

dont be a retard and get highest nic dose, thats so fucked up and makes the juice taste like shit, gives u such a shit buzz, get avg or above avg

If you need a helping hand getting wood, join your local carpentry club! Rather than buying potentially ineffective or even dangerous pharmaceuticals online, you'll be making friends and learning a useful skill that's in ever higher demand on the job market.

>>16782643

I already know how to do carpentry work

Not willing to try Goat Weed down at the natural foods store?

>>16782576

Well, he's aware of the problem, at very least. If you have nothing better to do, why not? If he pulls the same shit or worse, then that's it.

Crush him

Fatality.


No remorse it'll make him have to come up with a solution cause it's clearly a problem.

Shit honesty is the best policy.

>>16782576
Ehh, you needn't put up with that.
You still have plenty of other options.

>>16782413
Do not confess. Please. Ask her out like a normal person.

confessing your love never works out the way you intend. ask her out, and hope for the best but prepare for the worst. (i.e. if she says no, don't let your psyche shatter)

>>16782413
see
>>16782415

You're man, aren't you? What with this frilly bullshit. Ask if she wants to eat something on the weekend or something.

Bump again

You guys are still young. Your bf needs to finish his degree to get his career rolling so he will be able to settle down and you have a job that pays well and don't know if this will be a once in a lifetime deal or not. Honestly, I think you guys should just break it off to save the trouble because long distance relationships almost never work out. Either you or him might find someone or the trust just slowly dies down or you can't fulfill your needs, etc.

I have been in your position: I live 3 countries away from my boyfriend and I manage to see him every other week. I have a good job here, and he went for a master abroad.

Your boyfriend is being unreasonable. First, it's just 2 hours drive, you can meet halfway or visit each other easily, even every week. It won't be like living together, but it's a decent compromise. Spend a lot of time on skype and on the phone, text frequently through the week, and it will be over before you even realize it.
If your boyfriend asks you to drop your career for his dreams, he is being very selfish. He is the one willing to go, so he should accept that you won't change everything in your life to be with him. Support him, plan visits, be there for him, but make him understand that he should respect your choice to stay.

OP here,
likely irrelevant detail but she's a little younger than me and a virgin. thus a bit shy.

>>16782246

Grab brekky/lunch and enjoy each others company. Go to a park or whatever you guys like doing, it doesn't have to be super special, just nice. If it's going well (everyone is laughing and comfortable, it's an easy atmosphere) then just find an opening (you'll know when, don't double think it). At that point, literally just say "Hey, do you want to go out?" or if you want to be a bit more subtle then ask to catch a movie instead.

Easier said than done I guess.

Also I know what you mean by not feeling the connection, I'm also 22, not completely unsuccessful with women (been seeing someone or another since I was 18 with about two months downtime in total) . I've only felt REALLY into, both body and mind, my highschool crush and on other girl (feelings faded hard and fast with her though).

>>16782246
If you're hanging out on V day you're kinda already on a date bro. Definite potential to make a move if the mood is right. If you're too pussy, then at the end just tell her how much fun you had and you'd like to take her on a proper date sometime.

If you're happy living a simple life, there's no reason to pursue further success. Keep playing guitar every now and then as a hobby. Maybe you'll feel differently in a few years, maybe not.

If you don't have the drive, music is definitely not a viable career option.

>>16782229
care to explain?

>>16782181
why is she leaving

That depends. Why is she leaving, and what do you intend to do to stop her from leaving?

Sounds like it's time to throw a bitchin kegger.

>>16782048

Look at your employer in the eyes and try to be as confident as possible.

Last time I went to get an interview they didnt call me. Probably because I am an akward fuck that looks like a potential serial killer.

So try to be the opposite of that.

>>16782055

yeah im the same man can barley talk to my friends, have been writing awnsers to interview questions i found online so i'll be somewhat prepared.

god i hope i get this

>>16782048
1. Show up
2. Be breathing

Those are the only requirements for that job.

man, i had a really neat idea but i need adv's help. nobody wants to, thought. sight...

What are you gifting your boyfriend faggot

whats your idea?

>>16782046
i asked for people to draw hearts with our initials at different places around the world. we both love to travel and it would be beyond neat if we could go on some kind of "scavenger hunt" for those hearts... but i never got a response here. and i have no idea where else to ask.