Sexual /adv/ needed.
Hey /adv/ocates, I'm in kind of a strange one, I think.
Me and my girl are starting to touch each other building sexual tension, but no one seems to be able to make the other cum.
I've tried fingering and licking her and she tried blowing me. I was the only one that came, but only after jacking off myself.
We are both still virgins, so I bet it's just inexperience.
Any tips for both ends?
>>16778884
Girls can be harder to get off than guys. Try working her clit.
There is nothing wrong with needing to jack it to finish.
Move at whatever speed you need to and talk about what you each like. I can't tell you what gets your gf off only she can.
>>16778903
She says she's most sensitive on her tits, so I went full out on those.
Didn't cum.
>>16778884
That's normal
Just have sex
Hi, so a year ago I moved back with my parents because I couldn't keep up with school, work, and managing rent/bills. Then a few months ago I quit my job as a manager because I absolutely hated it.
Now I'm almost done with school and am thinking about how terrible living with my parents will be as a college graduate.
Does anyone have advice for 1) finding a job 2) saving money to afford living on my own again 3) managing my money once I move out
It seems most of the jobs available are shitty minimum wage jobs and it doesn't help that I quit a higher end position. Last time I lived on my own it was with a roommate, but I really didn't enjoy it since I had to do all of the upkeep even when I said "dude, pick up after yourself it's disgusting" and he'd just be like "uh, ok" and not do it. It was gross because he would ash cigarettes/drop the butts into beer bottles and it smelled nasty. No thanks.
So I will be trying to get a 1bdrm apartment on my own.
If anyone can help thatd be appreciated. How much money should I have in savings before thinking about moving out? I will also need to pay back student loans.
You should have a stable job before you move out, and it should be about 28% of your income is what you should budget for it.
If you make $1000 dollars a month, your monthly rent should be no more than $280.
>>16778882
Finish school
Get resumes out (only 1 out of 10 will call back)
Work a shitty minimum wage job(you can always keep looking for a better one on the side.)
Stop buying luxury stuff for a month or two. To save money. Live bare bones.
Use saved money to move out.
>>16778882
* Get a job, any job
* Save for a couple of months
* Find a place to rent and put down the deposit
* Keep working and pay your bills
* If you have kids and can't afford it, it's your own fault if you're broke
Should I?
>>16778727
>Absolutely no context
stop being lazy if you want a real advice.
>>16778727
that is cute
>>16778727
Do it....For science
Alright, so me and my gf meet over a site (obvs) and have been dating for soon a half year. We are talking pretty much everyday but because of the long distance I'm kind of feeling depressed because I'm never able too hold my arms around her which I have urges for, I also feel major anger and jealousy because of this. We decided to meet once we finish school and get money to see each other by flight. I need advice about a couple things, and one being what options I've got too meet her, second, She's 100% loyal but she doesn't think I am but I would never, ever wish for another woman than her, she's a really insecure person so how do I make her understand that I love her and only her, that she's the most beautifullest thing in the world. By my calculations, it's gonna take like 2 - 3 years from now too be able to be done with school, do university and then use saved up money to move too America and get a job and apartment there. Another thing, I'm kind of wondering if I should get a paypal account and save all my money there. My father and mother are opening an account for me already on the other hand but I'm probably not allowed to use them because they might think it's stupid too "fly and start living in another country just because you love someone you met over the Internet" I love this person so much, so please, what can I do? And sorry for the shitty grammar. I'm from Sweden so I'm not the best at it. She lives in New Jersey, USA.
>meet over a site (obvs) and have been dating for soon a half year
> it's gonna take like 2 - 3 years from now
> I'm kind of feeling depressed because I'm never able too hold my arms around her
doesn't look like it's going to work
Thanks for the motivation bro
And I said kind of, not exactly. I just feel down because I'm not able to see her when I want too and what not.
Last night my boyfriend and I were messing around, and don't ask me how, but it escalated to him sucking on my phase and giving me a bruise/hickey right on my cheek.. It's huge and dark purple. How can I quickly get rid of this? I look like a battered wife. I have work this evening and class tomorrow. Pic related
>>16778675
Heavy makeup with lots of foundation. If he tries to suck your face again firm grabbing of balls.
>>16778679
Makeup isn't really doing the trick :-( I pulled him off as quickly as I could but it was too late
the purple cheek challenge
I've had a lot of problems with my girlfriend lately.
>Not having time for me
>Dating friends more than me, being nicer with them than with me.
>Being cold af, lots of distance, lack of communication.
>She getting confused, don't know "what she wants"
>Getting angry or upset, without telling me what's happening.
I apologized for my mistakes, a lot of times, explained her and told her "Let's try it once more, for real, if not, we just break up". And I did that, at least 2-3 times.
Didn't worked, she was still mad for things of the past.
Yesterday, she talked to me, and said "Let's try it again, I want to be with you". I explained her that we talked about that and she just said:
>"You're getting stuck on the past"...
I'm confused desu, she did the same, she was stuck in the past for 2-3 freaking weeks. But she says now that we can "move on and try again for real".
Do you think I should give it a shot?
>>16778635
You two don't really sound right for each other. You're both like making up confusing drama and accusing each other of being weird in the relationship....
I would remember what you really liked about her and then try to move on to someone else. it seems like you two are headed that way anyway, life is short.
I just broke up with my girlfriend of two years recently and she was kinda doing the same thing before i left her:
>She's confused
>She's sad
>She acts inappropriately in the relationship
>She tries to test me a lot, likes me putting my foot down
Definition of toxic. It doesn't get better until both parties agree to truly change and then execute that change. I get the impression she's not truly ready to change and probably neither are you.
>>16778651
I think you're right.
Tbh I always tried to talk about issues, not letting them get bigger and that stuff. But sometimes she just "didn't wanted to talk" or she "wasn't ready to talk". One time she talked shit with me while she was drunk, and she said lots of stuff like
>Well that's just the way I am, and you fell in love with me like that, you know me
>I will never change for someone or something
>If someone loves me just the way I am that's great, if not I don't care.
I'm getting kinda tired of being the one that says "it's ok" and tries to move on, while she seems to not give a single fuck. I can't get angry, or serious because she starts complaining, but if she gets serious I have to "understand her situation", not complain and "support her with her stress".
I don't get happy when she is hugging all her friends and her ex in front of me, when she plains ignores me, when she just takes me apart from her life. But I try to be comprehensive and tell her that "it all can be fixed if we try", she says yes and then it happens again.
I noticed a kinda small change now from her, but I don't know if her new period of happiness with me will last more than 48 hours. I'm afraid that the same shits repeats, again and again.
>>16778635
she was probably flirting with another guy behind your back, didn't worked out and she crawled back to you.
Why is this entire board nothing but relationship advice?
You motherfuckers DO know you can ask advice for anything here, right? Not just your mopey woman problems.
Ok then man. Help me out.
>>>16778536
>>16778549
They come we answer just let it be.
>>16778549
>Why is this entire board nothing but relationship advice?
Because this board mostly serves the geek community, between the ages of 12 and 25-ish (technically we don't serve people under 18, but let's not kid ourselves about who actually comes here). For a lot of people in that gwneral age range, sex is the primary thing on their minds, but because of certain endemic problems to the particular demographic we serve, they have a lot of trouble getting it. So it's only to be expected that sex and the things surrounding it are going to be things they have the most questions about. It just comes with the territory.
I was this way too, when I was on the young side of the demographic. I got out, but I see this as a way of reaching back, to tell people in my old situation the things I wish someone had told me.
>Entered a class 2 weeks ago.
>Cheated on second homework by asking Stack Exchange site online
>Dropped the course for other reasons (so it's like I never took it)
>Get an e-mail from professor saying I've been caught cheating on homework and he is talking to the department to see Student Conduct Office needs to be involved
>It's the second time this has happened to me, first time was a year ago and that professor failed me in the course but there was no disciplinary action beyond that
I realize I was an idiot for looking online. Absolutely idiotic. I will not do it again.
What can I do now? I'm not enrolled in the class or anything at this point and I sent an e-mail to the head of the department saying I urgently needed to meet with him due to a complaint that was made about me by a professor.
Nobody is responding to my e-mails, which were sent on Friday (It's now Sunday).
What am I supposed to do?
I've actually met with my advisor since then and she said "relax. I'm on your side of this. I just need to get some more information first and then I'll meet with you again to discuss what you can do."
She's not involved in the disciplinary action or anything, nor is she my professor or anything, so I have to take her at her word I guess.
She also said "I don't think a lot of students fully realize the difference between collaboration and cheating on assignments, so we should talk about that too when you have time and I have a little more information from the department about the incident."
What do I do?
Am I going to be expelled? I'm freaking out.
>>16778543
Relax anon. Its Sunday. You shouldn't be worried if you dropped the class. By spazzing out and emailing everyone you make yourself seem suspicious. Follow your advisors advice.
>>16778556
If it were the first offense, I wouldn't be so worried. But two years ago I was caught doing the same thing (but much much worse) on a take-home test.
This was just one homework assignment and I didn't even copy the answers, just rephrased them in my own words (but since it's math, that's not much of a difference).
I kind of need to add another course that replaces it to graduate though, and I need the head of department's permission to do that after 2 weeks of the semester now, so that is why I'm so worried.
Hi /adv/. My good friend is 26 and is in a very prestigious grad school in a subject that is known to make a lot of money, and his parents are upper class. He never had a girlfriend his entire life, and got one just recently, which is great, I'm happy he finally has a girlfriend.
Here's the thing:
>she is 32 years old
>has not worked in over 10 years (and it was a retail job)
>from a carribbean island and here illegally (she has no legal visa status and no green card)
>she has really bad diseases that are not contagious, but if she has kids the kids will almost definitely get the disease
>it's not unlikely for her to actually die from this disease in the next 5 years, leaving my brother to be a single father if he is the father
>she is probably looking to get married and have kids, as a friend i know from her same island says that women from her island who do not have a husband and children by their early 20s are considered outcasts and even "subhuman"
>shes very quiet and introverted, does not dress glamorous in any way, so she isn't the typical "gimme 5 hunneh dollas for deez shoes" gold digger. She's sees my friend as a low risk man, who is easy to manipulate into marrying, with zero point of comparison when it comes to dating and relationships.
>she is baby crazy
Continued ...
>>16778476
In precisely what way is this any of your business?
>>16778476
>>from a carribbean island and here illegally (she has no legal visa status and no green card)
Report and deport.
>>16778488
Would you let a blind man walk off of a cliff?
Just go and tell your friend what you think about her. If he's your real friend he'll understand.
Maybe he's okey with all that.
She's 18, i'm 23. She's not a virgin, I am. She's leaving for collage in about a month. We are really comfortable with each other, surprised me how we are compatible ( example we went on a trip a week into the relationship and had no problem sleeping, being naked with each other, I find that a big plus, we even split the bill of the trip). Now my dilemma is I don't want to inhibit her experience of college/uni . what do?
>>16778460
How far is her college?
You could keep the thing you have open, eventhough that might be difficult..
Her college experience of what? Partying and fucking other guys? If she's going to do that she'll do it. You go to college to learn.
Open relationship. After she takes your virginity first.
Or if she's happy with you, keep things as is.
But where is the college would it be long distance? How far?
Hey I need help I've been recently getting panic attacks alot with my anxiety and I'm 99% sure I have depression also I've been having thoughts of suicide for the past 2 or 3 weeks I don't know what to do because I don't want my family thinking that I'm crazy or just I'm having a "phase" please help
>>16778427
I've also stopped eating the way I used to and when I do eat I feel sick sometimes and no matter how much I sleep I'm still tired
>>16778427
Talk to your doctor. He might suggest a therapist. Hell, it might even be physical. Bad nutrition can cause depression.
>>16778440
I dont want to talk to a doctor people will think I'm crazy if I get a therapist
ive recently moved to a new city (and country but that isnt really important) for work and so i dont know anyone here. i need a way of meeting people looking for friends, preferably for integration into an existing social circle because frankly my goal is to get a gf, and ive read a lot that the best way to do that is via friends. can anyone help me with this? im basically just looking for people to go out and do things with because im sick of sitting indoors all day on the computer
as a note, my colleagues are all much older than me (ie they have all have young kids) so hanging out with them isnt really an option
You could try meetup.com
>>16778464
i have a thing on that but unfortunately i havent really seen any groups that appeal to me
>>16778490
You're wrong. The logical place to start is with your workmates. Even if they're older, they have to eat lunch and probably have a drink after work some nights. You might enjoy their company, but more to the point, they probably know some people your age and will introduce you at the bar/cafe/bowling alley/whatever.
Meanwhile, check out the new city's resources. Is there a community college or the equivalent? Take a non-academic class (cooking, car repair, art appreciation) just for the fun of it. Other people in the class will be doing the same thing, and it is simple and natural to go out for coffee after.
Mentioning art appreciation reminds me that museums of all sorts have free lectures/tours/classes. Pick one you're interested in, and meet other people like you. (Not interested in museums? Does the local sports arena give tours? The city hall?)
So a pedo is defined as having a sexual preference for children, usually exclusive. a hebephile is only interested in young teens. but i like girls all the way from 6, to 36, I love all girls if they are hot, so what does that make me?
A regular person.
For law purposes you're only a pedo if you either incur in sex with kids or have/watch child pornography.
>>16778411
an equal-opportunity creep
>>16778411
As a girl who did a lot of lewd shit with older guys since the age of 11, can confirm that 99% of guys would totally bang adolescents-young teens if it was legal and socially acceptable. All the guys I was lewd with were just regular guys, all of them were hesitant at first but they still went for it.
When a stranger is being mean to you on the streets or on the public transport, what do you do?
I'm an average-built guy, some basic martial arts training, zero fighting practice, a white-collar job. So, I really don't want to fight the mean person. However, I also get really angry inside and especially when I don't know what to reply back, I feel like a little bitch. I've been bullied in high-school, so now, when I'm "grown-up", I still react in my head to bullies.
For example, some ganster-looking guy says to you, 'What are fucking looking at? Get the fuck out of here?'.
Do you reply back? If so, then what?
Do you ignore?
Do you comply? If so, how not to feel like a little bitch?
Thanks for advice!
It is usually best just to comply and get out of there. At least it is the safest option, but obviously not the proudest or most comfortable one.
I usually just toss some insults back at the guy, or plain ignore him, and if he wants to make more out of it, then he is the one getting assraped by the police. However I would not advice to antagonize someone who is obviously drunk or under the influence of something. They don't listen to common sense.
I leave subhumans to their own devices, and only take action if physically confronted.
It's the logical choice.
I don't see anything to be ashamed of. Do you also get psychhological issues when you see an irate dog and avoid it instead of kicking it?
Ignore them as much as possible. They say things hoping you'll react, trash can actually be smart, they might be planning something. You never know if they have backup waiting around the corner.
How do you get the will to finally kill yourself instead of pussying out every time?
you don't.
>>16778356
Shot gun to the head just don't think about it. Make your decision and then do it mechanically.
Anyone who knows the answer to this is already dead, so :U