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End of childhood:

>Be 11, about to start secondary school/high school (whatever it's called in your country)
>Drunk Mother pours volatile chemicals that my Father has from work down the sink, obsessed he is trying to poison her
>She inhales the chemicals which screws up her breathing
>Later that night, while I was asleep, Mother tries to attack my Father. He pushes a pillow against her face to keep her away.

>Late at night. Woken up by stranger's voice. Sneak onto the stairs and listen. My Grandma, my Sister, and a police officer downstairs, I don't make out any words.
>Police officer leaves. I get found on the stairs.

"Anon, what are you doing up..."
"Where is Mum and Dad?"
"...They went to the hospital, Mum is not well."

>Don't believe them, I only ever trust my Father to tell me the truth. I insist on waiting for him to get back
>Finally, Father stumbles through the back door looking like he'd seen a ghost.

"Where's Mum?" I asked while running up to hug him
"Your Mum's dead."

I turned around and quietly walked with him back into the room.

>Next day, Police come to arrest my Dad on suspicion of murder.
>My Mum's side of the family all hate my Dad. Together they make up lies to get him sentenced to 15 years in prison.
>Have to leave home and live with my Grandma who lives in a wonky old shit house
>She shouts at me and insults me and my family often.
>Learn that staying in my room and avoiding people is the only way I can pass the days.
>Video games are the only thing I have left

School years:

>After summer, start school. Alone, scared, cry on the first day.
>Hate school, especially PE/Gym (No, I am NOT fat)
>Dad calls me once a day at my Grandmas, he finds it hard to cope. In truth I think I am the only reason he chooses to live
>Life is really difficult. I self harm and consider killing myself a lot.
>Discover I am gay but keep it secret, fall in love with straight boy, lots of drama and sad stuff
>Also discover the internet.
Let me tell you, the longer you spend on the internet, the worse you become. After 10 years of being alone in a room with nothing but the internet, I am into some weird shit.
>Discover lolicon, shotacon, furry
>Fap to it all
Oh god what have I become...
>Oh well as long as it's not hurting anyone, right?
>All I dreamed about was having a boyfriend so I wasn't alone and didn't have to be scared anymore

Cousin:

>During the holidays I go to my cousin's house
>Love my cousin and Auntie
Cousin is a girl by the way. That should keep you interested. She is two years younger than me.
>Cousin becomes my best friend
>Share all sorts of secrets with her, that I am gay, who my crushes are etc.
>She tells me lewd stuff about how she masturbates and guys she obsessed over
>Fall in love with her
Wait what
>Because we are so close I eventually confess that I love her and also that I am into cartoon kiddies
>She eventually understands and keeps it between us
>We even cuddle in bed sometimes
>Occasionally I freak her out by taking things too far, getting too sexual with her, but only ever in text, too scared to try anything irl

Steam:

>Discover steam
>Play soooo much online games
>Currently have over 7000 hours of play time
>Meet many people over steam have a big group, consider them my closest friends
>Even voice chat with some of them
>tfw virtual life is better than real life

porn

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i liek when gf suk my cok gud & the milk cum out

>>16775554
Existing.

>>16775545
Have no standards

Go to prison.

Fuckkk, why ruin that delicious stomach with a piercing?

>>16775439
Paint them. Paint tastes very bitter.

>>16775439
Dip your fingers in ipecac and let it dry. Every time you bite your nails you'll vomit. It's the same way they teach sheep to not eat crops while eating weeds.

>>16775452
dont think thats legal in my country germany

Just kill his gf, then you guys can be together 5ever

Get the fuck over it there's nothing you can do. Let him live his life and just go for literally any single guy.

Hi friend, I know this feeling. Become friends with him, if you can. And just wait. They'll fall apart eventually. And if you wait long enough, something might happen.

No worries, pal.

Do you have siblings? What's the sister-to-brother ratio?

You're a beta orbiter in denial, do you have an a girlfriend? is she more attractive than your female friends? Obviously not, you're just a cuck.

>>16775254
I have one little brother who is 6 years younger than me. He's also gay.

how did you meet?
if it was before you two started dating, you have to get over it. she was in the middle of being very single and enjoying it. then you came along and she decided that you where worth it to give all this up.

>>16775236
We met by coincidence at a bar.
I get the whole "she was single and enjoying herself" thing, it's just that I'm having trouble getting over it. How does a guy get over the fact that a few days before meeting his current girlfriend she had just spent a week getting plowed by four different guys ?
I sincerely hope that you're right about her deciding it was worth it to stop.

We are the same person OP. Same exact story and all. I'm 20 and my gf is in college. Severe anxiety, living in my head etc.

it's not ignorant to think she's a slut. you're anxiety makes you think that you're wrong most of the time because of random paranoia. The paranoia is you just knowing your shit. She's not unfaithful, just an idiot for letting you know about her past.

i don't really know how to deal with it either, but im a man about it and dont let it effect the relationship.

Just hide in a little bubble, watch '90s cartoons and superhero movies, talk about them on Reddit, and pretend you're still a child. Just shut your eyes and plug your ears and tell yourself everything's fine.

>>16775215
You're reading the wrong news.

I used to get pissed off all the time because I would listen to 5+ hours of talk radio a day, watch the news for 2-3 hours at night, and read the news. I did this for like 10 years. I still do all those things but cut way back. I still do a lot of the talk radio but now it's mostly just sports and technology.

I read the news everyday though. Usually my local and drudge, but I stick to topics like science, technology, history, and food. Politics would trigger me so I just stopped. I still stay informed but I'm nowhere near as enveloped in it.

>>16775255
The zika is running amok in Brazil and they still want to refuse to give women birth control or abortions purely for no fucking reason other than being literally evil.

Some syrian refugees are raping children and getting a slap on the wrist and inspiring hostility from the native towards ALL of them, even the ones who don't want to ruin everything, they just want to avoid dying.

And when the white dude lynch mobs get started, they're going to get carried away and will probably just go ahead and come to rape and kill me too.

>>16775209
I have no idea wtf is happening to you, but it doesn't sound great to me.
Have you been to a doctor or two?
Try to fix whatever it is that's broken.

On another note, if you, at some point, want to quit, which I wouldn't recommend at all, make sure to do absolutely everything you have ever dreamt of, no matter how bad or unaccepted by society it is; as long as you don't hurt anyone.

Go explore the world.
Buy/Eat expensive food.
Do some extreme shit. Risky shit.
If, after all of that, you still want to quit, buy cheap hookers in Taiwan. Don't use condoms. Cum multiple times.
Enjoy everything. Pretend bad things don't exist on earth.

I'm going through the exact same thing.

All I know is that we only have one life and I'd rather fight until the end rather than give it up. Who knows, something good might happen one day in the future.

>>16775227
I've been to a doctor, but think it was a waste of time. She took a blood test, said I was fine, gave me pain meds that don't do shit. Basically told me to brighten up and get some sleep and I'll be better.

>>16775170
>bad situation
Clarification: This is not related to the above.
Say I got drunk a lot and somehow got rid of my fear to approach women and they are equally drunk and somehow for some reason we agree to have sex.
What, if her place is not an option? Going home by train? I'd bet that after that one hour she'd have lost all her horniness.
Am I thinking through this in a wrong way?

i'm the anon from the "ask the other gender"-thread
firstly, you are still VERY young. and since you are from germany, i really dont see any problem to have sex with younger girls (i'm from switzerland and my sister and i have always had significally older bf's at age 14-20) the biggest gap was my sister sleeping with a 32 y.o. at 16. so, you can savely dismiss that concern. i have never heard of anybody that really went trough with the legal stuff. just make sure you aren't dating a 14 year old from a very protective and stuck-up family.

for places to fuck: wait till summer. you will always find a place to fuck a slut. i was very slutty and i had a lot of outdoor sex as a teen because we had no place to go. was kind of neat actually. i'm still into public sex at age 27.

as for escalating things, just go to a club, get a bit drunk (not too much!), then look for slutty dressed girls that had a drink too much. give her some glances and if you get eye contact, smile and then grab your balls and go over to her. keep shit simple. say hy and start dancing with her (make sure she was already embarassingly and maniacly dancing befor).
go all in. get body contact. grab her waist. let her grind. make her feel like the hottest girl in the whole club. she's only there for the attention and validation. at this point she will do anything to keep you hooked. LET HER FEEL YOUR BONER. this is all she wants. it's the proof that she arroused you. that's her gratification.
when she's grinding you and you clearly have a boner, she's ready. grab her from behind and kiss her neck. turn her around and just start making out with her. after franatically slobering around in public, tell her that you would like to go "for a walk" with her.
find a dark corner. this needs to happen quickly or you will loose momentum. maybe even scan the place for possible fuck-places first.
then just make out again, feel her up, start sucking on her nipples, then let your hands wander into her pants. bam.

>>16775300
grab your balls was methaphorical. don't do this or you will lokk like the most idiotic douche ever

"hey baby, wanna suck my dick?"

>>16775165
No, ask her when you see her. The problem is that she might get asked by a lesser guy, politely say yes, then feel bound by that promise.
Really don't let that happen.

>>16775198
Yeah forgot to leave out the part about her being gone for about a week so I have no choice but ask her on valentine's day haha...

Depends how they broke up, depends how long they were together, depends how long ago they broke up. If you're really worried, tell your friend your interested in their ex and see what they say

i'd say it depends on the relationship they had before (if it was only a little 4 months relationship with not so much love involved, no problem) and how they managed to get over their exes...

Right now i'm seeing an ex of one of my good friend, they dated like 7 years ago for 4 years, now he's with another cutie and he's totally over his ex, i'm pretty sure i could date her without causing trouble.
My best friend broke up with his gf like 3 months ago and he's definitly not over it even if he play it cool, just hanging with her would cause me trouble and piss him off and i can totally understand that.

It's been 15 months now that i broke up with my ex and i wouldnt be ok with a friend of mine dating her, i loved her so much that i want her out of my life forever now...

As i said, it depend on the situation

CONTEXT, MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT IS IT?

Yeah that's hormones. Get on birth control and you can get cummed in every night and it should help

From my experience (well, at least from my family who have some kids) usually, people hate kids that's not their own.

I think you'll be madly crazy about your kids but you'll still hate others, your instinct is fighting your mind right now....

It will get worse. Peek reaches at 27-30.

hahahahaha for real ?

I'd love to name my son Solid Snake too !

It's literally Dracula backwards.

>>16775150
I named all four of my kids Deadpool.

Stop lookimg at porn and masturbating.

Unless your gf is out of town, you have no reason to masturbate.

Drink a small amount of beer or wine before sex.

Use lots of lube.

Take ginkgo supplements.

Do kegel exercises daily. At least two sets of fifteen reps.

More foreplay. Massage, kissing, etc.

Eat lots of chicken. Not red meat.

Take B vitamins, or brewer's yeast.

I used to have sex with my gf four times a day and came every time. It drained me to the point where I couldn't stay hard. Take breaks of cumming. If you don't have energy to fuck, just eat her out or rub her pussy with lots of lube. Google the video of Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane teach you how to eat pussy properly

Is she working ?
If she isn't, tell her to take more time to turn you on and to seduce you, it will also do wonders for her self esteem.