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>Before you say "ask her out," keep in mind that I am a very shy person.
Is this supposed to be an excuse or something?

>Every so often I'll have a crush then because of not attempting to know them, I lose feelings for them.

You just want to fuck their tight wet highschool pussies. Unfortunately, there's only room for one pussy in a relationship like that, and it isn't your pussy. If you don't have the courage to ask them out, order a tenga egg or a fleshlight. If you think that's a degenerate thing to do, work yourself up.

The reason I said that is because I seen people that literally say "Ask her out," and nothing else, I either want a way around that or want to learn a way to conquer my shyness.

>>16785726
Lol no, there isn't

He might start to cough a lot and produce more phlegm but that's it

>Besides the laziness that ensues and him not having a job or studying

looks like the weed is holding him back bro

some people may say that it doesn't affect how they live, but each person reacts in a certain way

Unless he's 16, I've not heard of any long term harm that would come to his physical health. I'd worry about the potential for his mental health, though. South Park says that smoking too much weed makes you okay with being bored and that sucks. I tend to agree.

Get a fuckbuddy or friends-with-benefits. They want a mostly sexual relationship.

>>16785721
do you have a mom or sisters?
You have a no sexual relationship with them, right? Having a gf should be like having someone that you care about as much as your mom, but that you love in a sexual way.
But the sex should be a result of the love- using a gf for sex and then expecting love to follow isn't really a great way to go about it

I've never had constipation problems from morphine but try things containing oxymorphone. Opana is pretty popular.

You're not going to overpower an opiate with laxatives. It's like unplugging a toaster and then shouting at it to make your break crispy. On a related note, that's exactly what anti-diarrheal medications are doing. They're unplugging the toaster so you physically cannot poop bread. Wait I think that analogy got fucked up at the end.

The only other alternative you have is a local block if the pain is coming from an isolated limb or something. Otherwise you're SOL on this one.

>>16785717
NVM she literally just started begging me to take her back.

This is not happening. Thanks though, I'll keep it in mind for the future just in case.

Ive felt similar sentiments actually. What I did was just act nicer and more social to my close friends. They actually responded very well so I would recommend the same thing to you. Just remember the difference between being kind and being a doormat.

>>16785711
I'm in a similar position OP, except I'm severely depressed and am now seeking to just isolate myself. Would not recommend unless you plan on becoming an hero.

>>16786032
What do if one of my only close friends is dead set on trying to help my depression? She's adamant on making sure I don't isolate myself and she just lets me dump my problems on her?

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Did anyone else here rarely leave the house in high school except for school and when forced to? I'm [spoiler] 16 [/spoiler] and really want to go out and do stuff but have never really left the house alone before so I don't know the area or even if my parents will let me. I never get any invitations or anything from my friends at school either.. Always hearing about what other people have been doing made me really self-conscious about this kinda shit.

op here the song "stressed out" makes me feel.. holy shit can't explain it, even though something about it is cringe-y

I diagnose you with "making excuses"

talk about it with her dumbass

>>16785689
Dude, my power level is 99Spaghetti. i can't just
>talk about it

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>>16785689

Yeah, this.

Also, at your age, people grow and change rapidly. Too rapidly to make symbolic ideas like this binding.

>This isn't a brag thread, (I've slept with 3 girls in my whole life

You're right, it's not.

First, until you have the DTR talk you're not exclusive, so no worries there. If it drags on and it seems like she's assuming you're exclusive, you need to HAVE the DTR talk. If she has the talk with you and you define your relationship as exclusive, you have to ditch the other girls. Stay safe, don't be a douchebag and I know you're excited about getting laid, but if you feel you need to go slower, then listen to yourself. Don't force it like a scared bitch think's he's stealing candy from the candy jar.

Unless you're exclusive, you can date multiple people.

>>16785700

>stealing from the candy jar

To be honest at this point it just feels like the candy store decided to start throwing candy at me, and all the other candy stores followed suit

>>16785656

Happened to me before.

Either get lube or stop fapping

there is no other answer

>>16785663
Damn dude i have a serious porn addiction. No matter how painful it gets to fap i still do it. Can't go buy lube either because car is covered in snow and wipers are broken

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You've got to suck it up and leave yourself alone. You obviously need disciprine, but start off with every other day, and FFS, make it fast. No lollygagging.

No other solution, so I suggest you drink more or something, before bed, reduce your reliance on punching the clown as a soporific.

they ask me "why did you quit your last job" and I struggle to think of a reason that isn't
A. the boss worked us like mules
B. he underplayed me and it was against the law
C. he was a bastard

nobody has time for me to sell my successes or focus on the positives; they want a straight answer and I can't seem to provide

>>16785631
>If that's the case, where does someone find a source of validation that doesn't come from the approval of others?
Developing a skill that has concrete, non-subjective results.

>>16785631

its sad cuz wnting a gf is a sure way to get into a bad relationship, or worse, no relationsihp at all.

i find the best way to enjoy life is enjoy it on your own. being single can be fun. than when you meet someone you actually like (and not just the first person willing to get with you) you just enjoy it a little bit more, and still have your old life when they leave.

people arent appliances. you should only want a gf when someone specific makse you want that. otherwise you are looking for an imaginary hypothetical situation. no.

>where does domsone find a source of validation that doesn't come from the approval of others.

why nto get approval in some form? relationships arent a form of approval. invest your time in a creative hobby.

therei s a huge difference between reading a book and writing one. even if only six people read your story and say they enjoyed it, its a huge rush just to get to the end of the novel and say 'wow, i cant believe i wrote a novel;.

draw a comic, write a book, film a movie, record an audio play, make a video game, animate a short, learn 3D animation, build your own treasure chest, flip a house.

do something that has goals that you can meet, then work towards them. then either go bigger, or simply move on to a new creative hobby.

even if you suck at it you are only doing it for personal enjoyment.

>>16785664

Today I was talking with a girl, and despite not having a romantic interest in her, I was slightly anxious about saying the "right thing".

I think that happened because of my need for approval.

I do have hobbies. Sometimes I make simple games.

Even though those things provide momentary satisfaction, the desire for approval is still there.

I swore I saw this thread before

>>16785620
Pay some slut in your sister's school to teach your sister to be a massive slut, be smug about not being a massive slut yourself when she winds up pregnant.

>>16785620

either lower your standards to date whatever boy is around just because you feel you NEEd to have one.

or say 'unlike you guys i can have fun by myself' and flip em the bird (pro tip, this doesnt wokr if you are fat and/or ugly)

If you're young, bars. They will come to you.

golden rule: pussy is pussy m8.

I'm probably going to a bar this week to look for some cougars.

I've been finding a few people on craigslist who seem legit, but there's a lot of fakes.

Shit's rough bro, I'm just trying to find a hookup. A lot of the tinder girls I've been matched with are total prudes