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Suicide bomber.

Depend s on what you want as a job, want an admin or office like job fuck it go airforce and enjoy life, but if you wanna fight I'd say go Marines bro, the army is a joke

Running and burpless.

Don't do deadlifts if you are not a "naturally fit" person

>>16787185
Cardio and upper body

>>16787185
Loosing weight is more of a set of mind rather then good tips and exersises. i suggest walking every day and taking back on the sugar because doing exersises is usless if you hurt yourself.

>>16787171
You learn how to budget and be disciplined.
Which you can also learn while being rich.
So no.

You may work a job that's very low stress and be poor because the pay is shit. But atleast you're not stressed and working all the time.

>>16787188
Unfortunately, my job is pretty high stress. I work unsocialable hours for no extra pay, am always on my feet attending to one task or another, and quite often get treated like shit by customers because some people like to do that to minimum-wage employees.

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Probably not, I do that alot to the uggos in my class just to watch them get all excited

>>16787162
maybe he's autist. Have you seen what people post here? Some guys are just bad at it.
I can fuck you senseless though so let's meet.

>>16787181
Yeah he is probably doing this
>>16787184
Nah, he seems pretty normal. I just think that if a guy is interested he will do something about it, even if it is just to add on facebook.

That sounds fucking horrible OP. Can you still get errection/cum? I wonder if it would be possible even if you couldnt feel it.

>>16787161
What do the doctors say? There must be some kind of drugs or injections that can give you the stimulus that you want. Your upper body is functional? Viagra + hardcore kissing + stimulation of the upper body doesnt work?

>>16787170
>>16787173
I do cum in my dreams because sometimes when waking up my underpants are filled with sperm (About once in a 2-3 weeks ). Like I said, my testicles are still working fine, my beard is still growing.

Same thing with urinating. I can feel when my bladder is full but when going to the toilet it feels like I am touching someone else's piece of meat. no sensation, no hot or cold or pain. I could burn my left, damaged thigh with a lighter and even if it swells up from the heat damage, I don't actually feel the pain

Just speak whatever is on your mind. Even if you think it will hurt the person.

>I dont know what my thoughts are, im a crazy person with no concept of my own mind!

You are currently unsuitable for any kind of relationship and should probably avoid them until you get to know yourself a little better

>>16787157
I've been working on this for a few years now. I have read a lot of books, i went to therapy. I did a lot of maturing and getting over issues. Recently i started a new relationship. Untill now we are still in the honeymoon phase and never had any conflicts. But i know we will get there. And i'm scared that i'm going to fuck this up majorly.
I think it really boils down to your first statement. But i guess the problem is that i think my feelings are weird, stupid, unimportant and what not. Basically insecurity. I know i'm not "ready" for a relationship. But being lonely isn't helping my cause. I'd rather learn a thing or two with a less than perfect relationship

>I'd rather learn a thing or two with a less than perfect relationship

Not everything we learn in life serves us well.

>>16787137
The only thing you can do is very cliche, but it's cliche for a reason. It's the only thing that works.

I'm sure you know and are just looking to hear it from someone else. Go meet other girls and keep meeting them until your oneitis disappears from your mind, also take her off that pedestal (very very fucking difficult to do) Just remember the mantra "your body becomes it's function" and the more you meet other girls, eventually your oneitis will be dissolved

Just throw it out. There is nothing illegal about throwing drugs in the garbage.

The smarter thing to do would be sell it. Lots of people who would be happy to clean that room for you OP.

>>16787134

Sell em.

The safest thing you can do is take them to a hospital. They have all manner of safe biohazard and drug disposal facilities. The downside to this is that law enforcement might catch wind. There is a possibility, depending on local laws, that some or all of your mother's estate could be seized under the claim that it was paid for through illicit activities (in this case, drug sales). You really, really don't want to go through the process of challenging civil forfeiture.

The second best thing you can do is dump it quietly, taking appropriate precautions so that trash workers don't get suspicious and/or injured. Putting needles inside of a thick-walled plastic jug (like the ones Arizona iced tea is sold in) is particularly safe. Just make sure it doesn't get mixed in with your personal trash so that it doesn't get traced back to you.

Anxiety is typically a worry or fear of what is to come, even the unknown.

You need to focus on the present, what is happening right now right before your eyes.

Try mindfullness breathing exercises

one way of getting rid of anxiety is to get used to the thing you are anxious about

so if you are anxious about asking a girl out, i assume the more girls you ask the less anxiety you will have

if you are anxious about talking in public, the more you do it the less anxiety you will have

Therapy.

>He admits he jacked off to pic of near nude teen in suggestive pose when it "popped up" during his jack session browsing
>spent the night reporting the website and users posting pics of kids.


So he jerked off to underage and then turned into a white knight and reported them all to the fbi?

you know this is complete BS, right? Id feel more worried about being best friends with a liar

>>16787121
Jacking off to teens doesn't make you a pedo.

Do what you can to talk to him about not looking at child porn.

There's erotica you can use for that, and it's actually legal. I'm not sure about the legal status of loli but if it's legal you can suggest he use that too.

It's really important he doesn't use things that exploit children and that he doesn't molest anyone. You can't choose what you're sexually attracted to, but you can absolutely choose how you handle it.

You know, its not always your fault if someone gets uncomfortable when they are with you.

I always deemed myself 'awkward' and thought that I made everyone uncomfortable, and its taken me to realize that ALOT of people out there, even those who by appearance and social status we wouldnt ever consider, are in fact very socially awkward themselves and easily lose their cool.


Just focus on being comfortable for YOURSELF, not for others. If you carry yourself with a presence of self-comfort, others will naturally find themselves comforted by your presence. Its why we find ourselves drawn to certain people.

>>16787117
In the end, your probably imagining most of it, most people simply don't give a shit.

>>16787128
I agree with you, however, when I'm trying to get something from them, I don't want them to feel as though something is wrong.

I tried but never lasted more than a month, mostly because something would always come up that wouldn't allow me to sleep at the time I was suppose to sleep and it would fuck up my cycles.

I know that the uberman sleep schedule is a fucking terrible idea according to a study by the US military, but I'm not sure about other forms of polyphasic sleep.

It seems to me something you should talk to a doctor about first.

try to be more effective man.
Most succefull people had only 3.5 hours of sleep per day in their 20s. thats what you should aim.

you will end up burning yourself

This is a good thread, bumping

Is this the Dale Carnegie thread?

Are you the deluded faggot who thinks they can read people's auras or some kind of new age witchy shit?

Sounds like shes crushing on someone and the grass is always greener on the other side. That or she already cheated on you.

>>16787110


This, unfortunately its always this.

She wants a vacation were she can go fuck Chad and Tyrone at the same time and then come back as used goods to cuddle with you.

OK it might not be THAT bad but she probably has someone in mind, maybe for a while now.

Relationship 'breaks' are nothing but an excuse to go fuck other people and then come back to your significant other without feeling guilty about it.

There are no "breaks." Only break ups.

If my gf asked for a break I would just say "nah let's just end it permanently. If you're not interested anymore neither am I." Then leave her to go fuck Chad while I find some tinder sluts.