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Girlfriend won't let me do it bareback, says the pill will fuck with her hormones. We have been using a condom for the last 4 years but we want to do bareback.
What other methods are there that are 100% safe? really can't fuck up and have a kid right now, just want to bareback it with no ill side effects on her or me, and no baby.
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>>16786887

>says the pill will fuck with her hormones

she's lying, she's sleeping with someone else
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>>16786892
This, OP. Hormonal treatments don't fuck with your hormones.
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Could she get an IUD or you get a vasectomy? They can both be reversed but I'm not sure how expensive vasectomies are (IUDs can get really expensive, iirc.).

There really isn't some super effective method besides those that aren't the birth control pills or condoms.

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What are some good ways to make extra money? I work about 50 hours a week but I want to make more money with maybe a part time job or a skill of some kind. Im eager to learn new things but just don't know where to put my time and energy. Any ideas?
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Carpentry is a skill that's highly valued now and always will be, regardless of where the economy goes. You can go full time, or just take on occasional projects when you feel like it, but in any case the pay is good and you get the rewarding feel of a job well done, with great client relations. Invest in yourself - learn to craft wood.
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Invent something
Sell crafts
Become a 'life coach'
Give guided tours of your city
Invest
Medical experimentation
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Time to buckle down and read up.

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How can I improve myself when I am at war with myself /adv/? Its a brutal existence. I wish every day that I could be more brave, courageous, smart.. strong. I feel like this world has eaten me to the core and I don't have much left.

How can I face the world when I can't even face myself? I hate admitting I need help because I feel things like depression.. only the person afflicted by it can truly beat it. Drugs don't help, other people won't help. I feel its a solo battle that needs to be handled. I have it under control but I can't move forward because its still on my back.

So I am fighting.. but not progressing. It feels like a circular conflict. What do you think /adv/?

I am 25 years old and I spent the last decade at war with myself. One day.. will this be over?
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>>16786883
stop using the phrase "at war with myself" to sound edgy, it doesn't do anybody any favors.
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>>16786885

Honestly, its just a description. There is no edge involved. Things don't get edgy until someone is suicidal or fake suicidal. Neither of which I am.
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>>16786889

So what's the problem?

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Is this wrong? Is it OK? Am I a hitler-like piece of shit?

>Being in a south american overcroweded bus
>Get near the door so I dont have trouble leaving because people wont move away at all
> Finaly reachs the door, theres an specifc sopt that acommodates one person and wont get hit when the door opens
> Red alert: hot blond
>Shes really small and fit
>Cute long hair, probably a good smell. I dont know, it would be a good fit.
>Not a single person could get into the bus
>Bus driver doest care, hes got a comfortable chair
>HEY EVERYBODY, GET INSIDE!
>New People couldnt care less, they dont even try to move away from the entrance.
>Cute petit blond is pushed away towards me
> OOPS, A PENIS!
>That sensible butt is scared and move away for a second
>Looks behind, I seem to be a non-creepy-sweat-old-man so she calms down
>Gets next to me again, twerk for a moment
>That sensible butt reachs for my man-device
>Engaged
>Hey, its growing... Should I keep it this way? Maybe Im reading too much "stop rape" long texts at facebook.
>My penis doest care, it wants to show its full power.
> Next stop, a lot of people leave, finally theres room.
>My penis is now full sized, ready to save earths population from non-babies families.
>She slowly gets next to me again.
>Her soft skin butt touchs my mandongle
>WOW SCARY
>Jumps a few centimenters away
>People want to leave, no more room next to the door
>She was simply pushed towards my croach
>Im happy just like I have hit the USB right at the first time. Perfect connection.png
>She seems to enjoy and every 10 seconds looks behind. Twerk.png
>Next stop: final tests at college.png
>A lot of people leave the bus.
>What should I do? Did I get enough out of it? Was it just a coincidence and she didnt actually enjoy it?
>Will she cry rape?
>I remember I cant fail this class so I leave.


Still Wondering if I could actually be charged of anything...
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You didn't get her number, faggot? Did you even attempt to talk to her? If not you can fuck right off, m8.
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>>16786879
So a little booty touch our dick and you make a thread?

Fuck off
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>>16786945

This, op sounds like an underage who never touched a woman

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Hey, i recently got scammed by a website for over 600USD. they will not reply to my emails since getting my money. Need some advice on how i can exact revenge
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Call your bank?
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You can earn back your money and more by getting into the fast-growing industry of carpentry.
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spam gay pics on their site

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Any militaryfags here?

I took the ASVAB and went through MEPS last week for the Navy. Got a 99 AFQT score, and was cleared medically.

They said I'm probably too old for NUPOC (26), and the better jobs (AECF) weren't available at the moment. I have around 120 college credits already with my Electrical Engineering degree, but my GPA is not really competitive enough for OCS.

I'll go back later this week to try to select a job. Anyone know of some really good programs I should look at? It doesn't have to be in the Navy, but I'd like to work with electronics or computers.
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>>>/k/

may have some more specific advice for you on this matter. However, I'm going to step outside the box for a moment and suggest that, while not really a thing in the modern navy, you consider the possibility of working not with electronics and computers so much as with wood. There's no wrong time to get started in carpentry.
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>>16786836

go ask your recruiter you lazy piece of shit
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>>16786836

Look man take my advice, don't take a job unless you're damn certain you want it. Don't take just anything because you're desperate.

Air force is more accommodating if you're looking for a more comfortable service

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I'm in a bit of a rut here /adv/

I noticed thateltdowns have been more frequent my moods shift One week I'm on top of the world and ready for anything then the next I want to just disappear , but what bothers me the most is that i sudden outburst of uncontrollable laughter that either end in me crying or goingbon for an 5 min+ andy worst fear is to have another episode in front of the public. I already had one in the break room while I was talking to few coworkers and a supervisor. I tried to explain this is normal but they had gotten up and left the table in silence.My mind is constantly thinking and I find it very draining to the topoint where I have to shut down and work in silence despite having to deal with the public on register and I don't think that's fair to the guest that come to me for checkout. Every now and then I manage to force myself to smile but it only makes things worst and I'm left teary eyed when I really shouldn't be

>Constantly scattered brained and it seems like I've been losing track of everything both physically and mentally

Should I just shrug it all off or seek help?
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>>16786825
seek help ASAP
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What job are you in? It sounds as though stress, combined with a toxic working environment, is having a severe effect on your ability to get along. Are you sure you're in the right job? It's never too late to think about creative and out-of-the-box career moves, such as retraining as a carpenter. As your own boss, doing rewarding and interesting work making things from wood, you can cut the anxiety and add real value for your clients, in a friendly and congenial work-life balance.
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>>16786833
I would love to but I have no real clue where to start or if I should

>>16786834

I work as a cashier at target, but I'm actively looking for something else. As for that I've actually been wanting to get into culinary bartend or even animal grooming, but I've been told to get a job with benefits and it wouldn't do me much good
though I'm still curious about them. I'm even considering a city job just a matter of catching entrance exams

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>had an interview at barnes and nobles two weeks ago
>they said that I would get a response in two weeks on the monday, if none then call them
>called them last Tuesday just to check up on status
>nothing much
>two weeks later
>no call yesterday
So, what do I do now? I need this job and I am thinking about calling them today. I don't know what to do. Advice?
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Sounds like your coming to realize the shortfalls of trying to find a career in the brick-and-mortar retail world. If you study carpentry, you can negotiate each job with the client in a frank and personal way, get on the project, and be finished and paid before B&N have even got back to you. There's an enjoyable and lucrative career waiting for you in the woodwork sector!
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>>16786814
Go apply to some other revolving-door shithole job
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>>16786814
With kindle and amazon Barnes and noble is going to be gone soon so you should focus your energy elsewhere

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Da fuck is this yellow shit in my abs?
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a bruise?
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>>16786817
I'm gonna go with this. old, almost-healed bruise.
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I dont think its a bruise, dont hurt and its like... yellow

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Why shouldn't I kill myself?
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>>16786767
In your intestines are billions of "good" bacteria - there are actually more of them than there are cells of you. In return for a nice warm place to live, they do some of your pre-digesting for you.

So that's why you have to live - to provide a home for billions of friendly bacteria who never did you any harm.
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>>16786767
Why should you?
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>>16786767
Why should you?

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How do I move to a big city from a small as fuck town without college and skills
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>>16786766
Prepare for a life in food preparation or unlicensed construction.

If there was a time to go into hvac, it's now.
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Carpentry and woodworking are universal skills that can be applied in any living situation.
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>>16786766

you don't you're there forever

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>Start talking to 10/10 I met online
>Lives 30 mins away
>She's super sarcastic
>Pretty rude
>Gets downright aggressive/bullying with me
>Offer threesome
>She gets more aggressive
>I ignore her
>Few days later she apologizes
>Says she just got jealous because she liked me
>Has been sweet as sugar since

Is she, like, insane?

Went from extremely nasty to sweet in 1 day.

Also, surprise twist here, my aunts best friend is her best friend, so presumably she knows my aunt? My aunt is older than her but I'm confused at this point.

I already sent this girl (many) pictures of my dick on request
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>>16786746
>Went from extremely nasty to sweet in 1 day.
>Is she, like, insane?

No. She is just a girl and that is what girls are like.

Meet up with her and see how things go in person.
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>>16786746
Sounds tsundere to me.

Go for it.
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>>16786763

Tbh anon, I'm not your typical unemployed virgin anime watching vidya playing adv poster.

I know what women are like.

This is not what they are like.

>>16786780

Going for it, despite my better judgement, because of how hot she is.

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Im a male, and I shaved my legs (which had not been shaved in my 20 years of life) 1 month ago

now I still have those damn red bumps on my thighs

how can i get rid of them? how can i prevent this in the future?
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>>16786726
Use the hair removal cream.
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>>16786745
Does that get rid of the bumps i have?
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>>16786726
Razor bump cream should help

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And how do I force myself to study
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Maybe you aren't interested in what you're studying. Try moving around, and working with your hands for a bit. Carpentry and woodworking is a great place to start.
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>>16786709
Leave your house and go to the library where there is nothing distracting you and all your other material possessions are out of arms reach. This includes your phone; if you can't study to begin with, then having it around you isn't going to help you.
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>>16786709

The cool thing about your body is you never have negotiate with it since it is your slave. If you decide to study you can just go study, there's no need to coerce your body into doing it, you can just fucking do it. Studying isn't fun. Living real life involves facing real consequences which is scary. Fucking around on 4chan or playing computer games or whatever distracts you from life and so relieves the stress of life, but at the expense of wasting your life. So just go study.

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Which programming niche should I stick to: cyber security and "hacking" tool development, or game development?
I usually bounce between the two, and I think I'm spreading myself too thin. Which one should I specialize in?
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>>16786702
which one do you like more
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>>16786715
I have no idea. I like both, and have developed for both niches in the past. However, as I'm employed now, it's impossible for me to do both.
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I would assume cyber security would get you better wages and a more fulfilling job. Game development strikes me as unrewarding unless you're very lucky and don't work for a major company.

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