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Be me.
Mid 20's / M / average body/face big nose but other than that nothing terrible to look at.
Best friend and I get an apartment together. meet his girlfriend and become friends. roomate and his GF break up. He and I have falling out around same time. I move out.
No where to go, his Ex offers me a room in her house. Move in (totally platonic), meet her now BF. He's cool, we become friends.
live there 6 months, everything if cool and kosher.
Girl and I become good friends, talk/text a lot, comes to me for advice, etc. then, the feels set in.
Crush for her hard. I move out and get my own place so I can stop torturing myself for someone who's taken.
get a text, she needs someone to vent to.
>Whats up?
shes in a rut with her BF, and she's crushing on someone.
>Who?
It's one of my "friends" (a selfish douchebag who I know wouldn't treat her right. he's a liar, manipulative, selfish. just an all around cunt) she says they just make small talk for the moment, yadda yadda...
My question is: How can I get her to start crushing on me instead?
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She sounds like a seedy slut. Stay away, dude
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Dude, this girl has seriously dated every guy available except you. Either:
>Realise it ain't gonna happen
or...
>Figure you're up next
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You are fucking pathetic, i have a friend just like you.
That a women pay you attention doesn't mean she wants your dick and/or you should love her because of it you piece of shit
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Sometimes I go flaccid while having sex with my gf. Not too often. Maybe 1 in 10 times but it does happen. I never have a problem getting an erection though. Just kissing and groping usually gets me up. And I never lose it during blowjobs or while masturbating.
Usually it happens about 5-10 minutes in to a fuck and I only notice because she stops moaning.
What's this about?
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Routine maybe?
Like you get bored and start thinking about other shit.
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Maybe you're cumming too often.
if I have sex multiple times a day for a few days in a row, I start to lose energy and have to take a break. I'll just focus on my girlfriend by eating her out etc until I have energy to fuck again.
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It happens sometimes, man. Especially if you're using condoms. You're not a machine, life isn't a porno, I don't think any guy actually has a perfect 100% success rate with this stuff. I wouldn't worry about it unless it becomes a more frequent/chronic problem. Stress/anxiety are big factors here, so you could easily make it worse by worrying too much about it. Just don't treat it like a big deal when it happens, use your fingers on her to keep her warmed up and try to get had again.
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Is 34 too young for cardiovascular failure (heart attack)? I've put on some weight recently - 5'8 and 215 ibs.
Been feeling possible symptoms lately but also a bit of a hypochondriac.
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It can't really hurt to see a doctor. If there is something wrong, it's better to catch it as early as possible.
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>>16787068
>Heart problems
Have you considered going to your doctor and not some Chinese moving pictures board?
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>>16787068
Eat less.
Walk more.
Shit, why is this so fucking hard for you fatties?
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My sister has been teaching me to drive.
However she only lets me drive around the neighborhood and its really hilly where we live.
Am I wrong for telling her I cant learn in this area. Like she complains I cant keep a stable speed but its very hard and requires a lot of looking at the speedometer. Its just too distracting.
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I started learning how to drive in a really big mall parking lot. That's probably a better idea, if you can get in one at night when it's empty.
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>>16787053
I used to practice a small lot but I have to say, driving at night is not fun.
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Hey,
A new million dollar brewery is opening a minute walk from my house. I have never been to a bar and have no friends. How can I be normal in the brewery? I am thinking dress up, sit at the bar, drink a beer & pretend to watch tv, use bathroom and then leave. Also maybe pretend to be on a cellphone. Any other recommendations?
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>Go to brewery
>Order beer
>Sit down at table/bar
>Take sip of beer
>Grab large handful of the strongest anti-autism medication available, shove in mouth
>Wash down with more beer
>Use bathroom
>Grow beard
>Take up carpentry
>Develop social skills
>Pretend to do normal things
>Leave
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>>16787055
very funny in a way. thnx
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>>16787046
You can actually watch tv instead of pretending. Go during a match of whatever stupid game is currently in season in burgerland
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/adv/
What happens if i don't make it through high school?
I'm from denmark, so life is quite easy... But i feel as if it's a bit *too* easy
I have no motivation to do anything at all whatsoever, No goals in life, meaning i just sit in and play video games all day.
When it comes to school, i at this point pretty much only go to smoke with "friends" (who i don't do anything with outside of school, because i am just not that engaging and i didn't choose to apply to any clubs)
I'm not even that bad looking, but i don't feel the need to ever use that boon for good.
Don't worry, i'm not considering becoming an hero, just wondering what the fuck to do with my life, and whether i should speak with a psychologist.
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School has an academic structure, so makes people think there's no life outside related fields: university teaching, research and development, engineering, or at most office jobs. If that's not for you, look for a field you can enjoy and value, that provides you with the sense of fulfilment that you're clearly not getting from the education system. In Denmark right now, one sector that immediately springs to mind is carpentry.
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Find something that holds your interest and work at it. I was just like you in high school, but I managed to make it to college and fell in love with studying the Japanese language.
Life doesn't have any inherent meaning, so it's up to you to make your own.
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What is the best way to boost my metabolism?
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There isn't a way.
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>>16787005
A shotgun blast to the head.
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>>16787005
Regular exercise.
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which is more stupid/pointless?
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I have this friend, let's call him T. T is the most charismatic, interesting and intelligent guy I ever knew but he also happens to be an asshole sometimes. We often fight, or rather I do the fighting, he just gets offended and stops talking to me, and we often break up our friendship but it always gets mended somehow.
Anyway now I'm in a situation when we don't talk after a fight and the relationship is seemingly over. So /adv/, which option is less autistic
>reaching out and apologising (even tho I was right and he fucked me over)
or
>keeping my word and never talking to him again
He has his moments but overall is a good mate, it would suck to lose him forever
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>>16786987
If it's really driving you up a wall, just leave him.
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>>16786987
What did you fight about? What does he do that makes him an "asshole?" It's tough to judge the situation without any details.
and it's worth asking, are you male or female? Are you romantically interested in this guy, or do you really want nothing other than friendship?
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>>16787101
He flakes on me and ignores me which is shitty, but he can be very cool dude too.
I'm a girl and I want friendship. I want to reach out and fix things but I don't know, wouldn't it make me look needy and spineless
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Hello, /adv/.
I need ideas for valentines day, if its no trouble. I want to do something like pic related, but i want it to be more original/personalised. I have no female friends to ask this. My IRL friends had shit ideas.
Help me.
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>>16786986
That's really gay.
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>>16786986
Ur dic
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How do break up with Girlfriend ? 2016-02-09 16:50:01 Post No.16786981
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How do break up with Girlfriend ?
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So /adv/ I need your advice, funnily enough.
How do i break up with my Girlfriend ?
We have been together for over 2 years now and I have noticed I have started feeling less and less "In love" with her than I previously had.
What makes this situation hard is that im sure my gf's feelings haven't wavered at all and im certain she is just as in love with me, if not more, than when we first met.
I still care for my GF and would hate to think of her not being in my life it definitely feels like, for me things are coming to a head since I have noticed my feelings towards her gradually decreasing over several months now.
We have a long distance relationship so only see each other on weekends, maybe every other weekend now and again.
Is it wise to throw away assured love from someone because you've started to not feel the same anymore?
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Just talk to her? Tell her why you want to break up, if she ask why give her a reason. Just don't tell her it's over. Be a man, don't be a dick.
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Break up should be the last option after all other options have been used.
Have you tried communicating to her? making love to her?
In the past I used to jack off to porn and it would kill my attraction to my gf. Once I stopped porn and fapping all together, I couldn't keep my hands off my gf.
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You are a bad person, plain and simple.
that's not long distance, what a fucking idiot.
Tell me the truth why you want to break up with her? grass is greener on the other side bullshit?
People just don't stop feeling the love and the whole thing "I still care for my GF and would hate to think of her not being in my life" it's the worst shit ever.
Im a male and im angry because my ex did this to me btw
How does one recover from 3 years of daily pot use?
Its only been 2 days since I stopped but I feel terrible. My mind just feels completely blank and I have no desire or interest to do anything other than fap and go buy more weed.
It took me two hours to get out of bed this morning, while normally I get out of bed as soon as I wake up to go smoke a joint.
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>>16786979
Im in a similar boat, Day 3 going strong.
I meditate every night. I worked out every morning since sweating it out will get the THC out of the system faster and thus lessen the cravings.
You need a lot of willpower and an activity in which you can focus all your concentration so you don't get tempted into smoking.
Drinks lots of water too bro.
Visit /detox/ for more support
Good luck
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>>16786979
It takes a few weeks to a few months to get better, i wont say you'll recover 100%, i sure didnt but that hazyness will disapear
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"Pots not even dangerous. It has so many medicinal uses"
>That you don't even need it for.
I'm the youngest of 4 brothers and sisters, and I'm the only one who doesn't smoke pot. I also have more money and better health than any of them. Not trying to rag on you OP, but seriously, you should not be a pothead. I think it should be legalized, and I don't think it's as dangerous as cigarettes or alcohol, but it's still a vice, yet it's the only vice that people so devoutly celebrate and idolize. Don't dive so deeply into a vice, it's not healthy and wastes money. Daily for three years? Imagine how much gas/groceries/bill payments that could have paid for. Probably could have had a nice vacation to Europe, maybe met a nice beautiful Slovenian girl.
Anyway, good luck OP.
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Switching from Electrical Engineering to Physics
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So /adv/,
I'm an Electrical Engineering (and Information Technology) student, 3rd semester.
I have passed only one exam, and that was Experimental Physics I, the main topic of the class was Classical Mechanics.
The other classes I had were, Basic of Electrical Engineering I+II, Informatics I (java programming),
keep in mind I have to pass these 2 exams this semester or i'll drop out.
Then there are a few other classes that I won't mention because I didn't really care about them.
Now when I look back at school times, I remember I loved physics and especially stuff invonvling Thermodynamics and Classical Mechanics.
We also had electricity, which I didn't really like (surprise!).
So now i've been thinking to change to Physics Bachelor of Science.
There are Experimental Physics classes, Theoretical Physics classes ( more about quantium mechanics and electrostatic). Also there is lots of math involved obviously.
Now, even if I had only one semester Physics in Electrical Engineering, I really enjoyed it, especially the homework we got, the way math worked behind physics and all thinking that was needed were very enjoyable.
Can't say the same about fucking circuits tho or java programming.
I spoke to some Physics B.Sci students, and they told me the following things.
a) It's gonna be very hard it requires a lot of dedication, if you want to make it through you must really want it.
b) Be ready to stay 12 hours at the university (of course not all the time studying with breaks etc)
c) You gonna need a study group.
d) if you make it through the first 3 semesters, it is very likely you will make it to the end.
In the first 3 semesters physics involve: 1. Classical Mechanics , 2. Thermodynamics, 3. Optics ( light wave with particles n shit) and some electrostatic.
That't about the experimental part.
Theoretical physics is about quantum and electrostatic and stuff like that.
The rest involves a lot of maths apparently.
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I reached the maximum amount of chars.
So here is my question, should I switch from Electrical Engineering to Physics?
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Im not a STEM major but I dont see the practical application of a BA in physics.
Honestly, Bachelors degrees have become the equivalent of GED's today. Its your masters that counts.
But a BA in EE could get you a decent job out of the gates. So just be aware that if you switch you will probably have to go further in school
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>>16786983
If I get a BA ofcourse I keep going and get a master.
I'm trying to choose my path, not where i'm gonna stop.
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I want to know witch android emulators are best for playing android games on my comuputer.
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Droid4x or Bluestacks.
Have fun.
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'sup /adv/, I am retard about human relationships and such, so please help me out.
Short story: I met a girl through a mutual friend and saw her only for one day. After that I added her on Facebook. We talked/called/skyped every day for two months (she lives far away). She recently (like three weeks ago) broke up with her boyfriend and she had a relationship with him for six years. I met the girl last weekend, we had sex and when she was asleep I went through her phone. I saw pictures of her and her ex-boyfriend kissing, these pictures were made two days before last weekend. When I ask about her ex, she tells me she never sees him that they're really broken up etc.
Question: Should I confront her with the pictures I saw or is it none of my bussiness? On the one hand she is lying to me, on the other hand it's not much of my bussiness considering we're not in a (serious) relationship. It's a bit odd for me because she tells me she really likes me and I feel there's a relationship coming up, however I don't want a relationship with a liar. What do?
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Like you said, it's not a serious relationship, it's really not your business. And the fact that you searched through her phone is pretty much just as bad as her lying to you, even worse if you aren't interpreting the context of those photos correctly. So I dunno. If it doesn't feel right anymore, just stop seeing her, but a "confrontation" in this particular situation would just be weird as fuck on every level
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he just got out of an 6 years relationship, i really doubt that she wants something more with you, also, you're retarded and insecure, you aren't even her bf and you went through her phone without her permission, its none of your business and i don't know why you are so butthurt about it, if you confront her about it she will probably dump you the moment she heard that you went through her phone.
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>>16786928
This. Don't expect anything serious, and certainly don't let her know you breached her privacy IMMEDIATELY for pretty much no reason.
Can anyone point a pleb like me in the direction of a reliable source to obtain say, 100g-1kg of Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark for an alchemy project for SWIM school or some shit
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Go to your nearest Amazon rainforest and rip them roots out of the ground. It's not that hard.
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What is this alchemy shit? You do realize that shit doesn't work in real life, right?
The real life version is called "chemistry" and is not complete bullshit. Yes, Newton did it, but he also did real science, and none of his alchemical experimentation did anyone any good or helped us figure out anything about the world.
>Alchemy
>2016
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I know what you're up to, OP.
People dont really sell that stuff online anymore, its not illegal itself but its in a grey area, so people got scared and stopped.
I know what you're up to OP.
People dont really sell that stuff online anymore, its not illegal itself but its in a grey area, so people got scared and stopped.
Acascia Confusia might be a suitable substitute, however