I don't want to be married anymore. It's not emotional for me. My wife's done nothing wrong. She's beautiful, caring, and considerate in pretty much every way. But I just want to be by myself. Is there something wrong with me? I know so many people who are so desperate to find "the one". I don't expect to ever find another person that I'm as compatible with as I am with her, but I can't help but feel the urge to just be single and free. It's tearing me up and I don't know what to do. Can anyone relate?
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>>16890088
Do you want a wife thats not her or do you want to be alone for a bit.
If that latter ask her for some alone time.
>I love you, but its weird
>we see each other everyday and its like I lost my since of self
>I need to think on this a bit and do so alone
>Im going to go backpacking in the mountains for a few weeks and ill see you when I get back
>DO NOT FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE DURING THIS TIME
>love you bae
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>>16890103
I don't want another wife, but I do want to be single and at least have the option of seeing other women. I don't want anything serious though. If I wanted to really be with someone and be committed, it'd be her.
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>>16890119
Man, that's just your dick talking. You'll regret it. Try some new stuff with her in bed
I'm 30 years old and I just broke up with my 2nd girlfriend ever after 6 months of relationship.
She always hinted at it, but she revelaed to me that she's been in bed with over 30 men before, most of them one night stands (=random strangers), no rubber either (she has that uterine implant thingy).
I don't think our own personal standards of intimacy and sharing it are compatible. Will I regret what I did or did I just dodge a bullet?
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So basically you broke up with her because she's a slut?
That's fine. Girls reject virgins so it's fine.
History like that she probably has/will cheat anyway.
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"I don't think our own personal standards of intimacy and sharing it are compatible." <- - - This.
In relationships, it's important to be with a person who is on the same level as you, sexually and intimately. You did the right thing.
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Lol.
Manchildren.
30 means means she's fucked a bit more than two men, on average, since 18. This isn't remotely a big deal.
You're a manchild. Women, at this age, are--all--experienced. The only ones who aren't got married young.
Dude. Lol. Autism.
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My gf of 2 years disrespected me recently. not cheating or anything big enough to break up over but enough that it is a bad indicator for her future behavior.
We had a talk over it and she cried and promised to change. I'm not sure if I should discipline her going forward, or just go back to normal and act like it didn't happen and just trust her outright.
any tips on what i should do? I don't want her to easily forget it but also don't want to treat her like a child.
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Trap her in your legs and spank her til she goes limp.
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What happened exactly? And discipline her how you can't ground her and outside of kinky sex and unhealthy relationships I never heard of 'disciplining a gf'.
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Spank her.
Buy a paddle and hang it on the wall. Make her bring it to you.
do it on her panties in the kitchen or living room. On the bare in the bedroom is sexy, this is actual discipline.
Hold her afterwards.
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How to get rid of constant bad breath. I brush teeth 2 to 3 times a day and when ever people come close to me i get anxious of my bad breath and subconsciously i think i am pushing them away. This also really hurts my confidence as i could never try start convo fearing they would smell my breath and also if ppl talk to me id give short words or sentences while holding my breath (so they can smell less).
Please help. I chew gum but it doesnt help. I brush whenever i feel its bad and its still there. What can i do!!
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Self bump. No shame
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>>16889642
It can also be from your tongue but more likely you have tonsil stones or some other thing going on in the back of your throat.
Look in the mirror or use your phone cam to see back in your throat. Are there bits of stuff stuck in the sides of your throat?
If you don't have much of a gag reflex you can poke them out with tooth brush or get a doctor to do it.
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Are you from the sub-continent (India)?
If so it's not your breath, it's just you.
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Does anyone have any advice on faking injuries in a liability suit (or threat of suit) scenario to get easy cash?
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Shoot yourself in the head with a small caliber gun. Then gradually move up in calibers until you're immune to bullets. Instigate a police shooting, get "shot", you're immune so it won't hurt, then act hurt and sue the county.
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>>16889367
please i need real advice
don't be a idiot moral fag.
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Got the offer
I really don't belong at pic related.
(For non-UK;- It's basically where you go if you didn't attempt/weren't well connected enough to get into Oxbridge)
I have no right to be there. I wrote a few good essays, did a decent personal statement, and my tutor must have bigged me up in a most severe manner.
I belong at somewhere decent, sure. I get good grades. But fucking Durham?
I am freaking the fuck out.
Bottom line question to /adv/...
HOW DO I STOP FREAKING THE FUCK OUT?
Thanks in advance.
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>>16889277
make the best out of it dude
you are awesome and you achieved something awesome, be proud of it and continue working hard this is pretty much a pass to fulfilling your dreams, if you want to take it
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>>16889277
If Durham was you 'reaching', then well done
If you failed on Oxbridge and its your back up, top kek
I really wouldn't worry, top Russells (excluding Oxbridge, UCL/LSE/Imperial) are broadly on the same tier in terms of how much actual work you'll be doing
Source: at Oxford
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>>16889293
Thanks, man.
I won't go into my background apart from stating that it was the shits (family filled to the brim with scroungers and murderers - I'm literally the first to have made it to college, let alone Uni, let alone Durham).
I've done well.
>>16889304
Durham was my joke choice. I put it there as a flip because I figured that if I'd use up four choices on vaguely realistic options (Liverpool, Manchester, Sheffield, Bristol) then I may as well have a stab in the dark. (I got offers from all the aforementioned fwiw)
Now I've made it to Durham, my path is at the whim of me. I know that for as shoddy as their funding is, a First from Durham entitles me to do my post-grad work literally anywhere (Oxbridge, Paris, Berlin, Utrecht...)
I was reaching as a joke and I got in.
Now I have to reconcile that fact with what I *might* end up achieving. Hence why I'm freaking the fuck out.
I don't like my boyfriend's personality anymore. I watched him interact with his co-workers and quite frankly I feel repelled by him. He's so cringing and I was a bit shocked to find out he's such a try hard.
We have been together for 3 years.
When we first met, he had 2 friends and was kind of a shut in but I fell in love with the humble person he was. He was considerate very honest, no matter who was around. They were.. to put it lightly.. a bit lost in life too, so he had no problem letting me meet them but they told me the same thing I heard everyone tell me about him "He is genuine" and I agreed, at the time.
He has a white collar job now and he's acting like a cock when he's with these people.
He does things and acts in ways he and I used to make fun of. He keeps me distant from his work colleagues, maybe because he knows I wouldn't really like them and maybe even because he can tell I get quiet because he is acting like a different person.
When we are alone it's ok but the persona leaks out here and there. When he drinks.... his office arrogance really comes out and I have often left early or made up excuses just to get away from him.
Should I end this? I feel like I don't know him anymore. I find him unbearable when he drinks, he is often impersonal and emotional intimacy feels dead.
It feels like he's struggling to balance his work persona and home persona.
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Have you tried talking to him about this?
>I don't like how you act when you drink.
>You act like a different person around your work friends, and it's unattractive to me
These would be good places to start.
Give him a chance. Sometimes people need an outside opinion to keep them grounded, that's why the best relationships are like a "rock" that provides stability. He's caught up in the environment of his new job, he's trying to do well there and build a future, and he doesn't realize it comes off like he's trying too hard. Set him straight and see what happens. The way he reacts will determine whether the relationship is worth saving.
I know it's a cliche, but there's a reason everyone always says communication is the key to a good relationship. Give it a shot.
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>>16889226
talk to him, you should have done it earlier I guess, and keep reminding him, because he may not notice it or forget some things
be sure that you are very nice about it though, nobody loves getting criticized for their behavior all day
but seriously give him another chance and wait it out
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Seems like he knows and is trying to hide instead of not knowing. He can't keep doing it and with what you say there's some cracks already. Maybe try and talk to him but I doubt it will do anything.
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Why do some many other women give oral sex? You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, right?
Every relationship I have been in, I'm literally the only girlfriend that has never done it, and eventually it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart.
I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover and erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can. I'm expected to choke myself do this while trying to gasp for breathes and cause myself to tear up to the point where I can't even really see what I'm doing. I'm expected to just let my spit collect all over my mouth and face because there is no way I can swallow or get rid of it fast enough when it builds up while doing this, so I look like a Fucking Basset Hound.
Not only that, I have to do this to the point that the penis builds up enough pressure that the urethra starts suffer a series of contractions, and then semen discharges in spurts while I am doing this, and the expectation is I will continue to move my head back and forth over the penis and let the discharges hit me in various areas of my mouth, likely causing me to choke and gasp. Or I pull back and present my face so that it is used as a target for the semen discharges, like I'm some inanimate object. Fuck that! That has to be the most absolutely humiliating and degrading thing that one human being can do to another out of supposed "love".
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>>16889184
sounds like someone hates fun!
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>>16889184
Yes.
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If you let him eat you out, and he goes in there and gets his spit and your pussy juice all over his lips and face, the least you could do is return the favor.
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>29
>Just found out my wife of 5 years has been cheating on me for the last year with a scrawny drug dealing fuck for a year now
>Literally on the verge of killing myself
She is actively trying to get a hold of me on the phone, since I locked her out. She knows that I know. She also knows that I had a history of severe depression, and is probably afraid I'm going to do something.
Which I may, or may not. I haven't decided yet, but I've never felt hurt like this before, it is insane. What do you do? I don't mean over the long run, I mean like right now. Because I'm not doing so good.
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hahah why would you fucking kill yourself?
dump that skank and go be happy!
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Do you have kids together? If you don't have kids yet, thank any God you believe in, and LEAVE HER AND NEVER LOOK BACK.
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>>16888982
Hit the gym or hit her.
Your choice
What are some good ideas for a tattoo? I was thinking of getting two half sleeves but I'm lacking cool ideas. Also if you find a cool tattoo that you like post it. Pic is of a tattoo I like.
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a woman or animal so that when you flex your muscle, she/it dances.
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>>16888517
Sounds like Pete and Pete if you've ever seen that show.
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>>16888501
You should get a tattoo of something you think of yourself. They're permanent and I'm pretty sure some anonymous person on the internet isn't gonna tell you what you actually want for the rest of your life.
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Running away from home advice?
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>>16888428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_2entulkw
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dont, unless your a girl that will put out for shelter i mean, because trust me sleeping on the floor is not as conferrable as it seems
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>>16888428
underage b8, go do your homework you little shit
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Help me!! I have been texting this guy for four years ... And he won't commit to a date! I am 18 he's 26 I love him and I'm traveling all the way from Paris to London to see him and he can't commit to a date! Help me what should I do
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he's married or some shit you dumb bitch
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Get the hint and stop replying with emojis
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>>16888362
He's not married! We have been friends since I was 14 befor I moved to Paris I know him we text everyday!!
Should I sleep with this stripper?
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>>16888314
Yes
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>>16888314
That one? No.
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Disgusting
What are /adv/'s best hangover remedies (besides stims)?
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they dont exist as far as i know. outside of actual medication. i tend to take a lot of pepto to settle my stomach. aspirin or ibuprofen is often suggested, but that can backfire as its just putting more in your system to process.
just get some pepto, drink as much water as humanly possible, and watch TV. not much else to do mate.
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>>16888061
Thanks.
That's basically what I do to, which helps my stomach, but even hours later I still feel "off", as in a general feeling of fatigue and cloudy headedness. It doesn't seem like anything seems to mitigate that for me, until I get another night of sleep and sometimes a nap the next day (if it's particularly bad).
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>>16888039
Bai 5 is pretty good, and so is coconut water. Honey is also fairly good to eat, along with fruit and saltines.
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So i got a strange problem, how do i deal with it? 2016-03-07 20:59:16 Post No.16888019
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So i got a strange problem, how do i deal with it?
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so this may be strange but, i have a group of kids who like to sneak up to my families attic and fuck, also they try to obtain keys to the house, (ive had to change the lock like 4 times), they also like fucking in our beds when we are not home, for some reason it is funny and entertaining to bother me, specifically me, for what ever reason, its like im being cuckold but instead of my wife its, these kids always trying to fuck near me, whether it is on the roof of where im at or close to me, i cant afford cameras and my house is old as shit so it didnt have a security system, (also they may do this to other people in the neighborhood, since ive talked to the neighbors and some of them say they installed something because someone might be breaking in to their house). My wife is not at all knowledgeable on computers so she dosent believe me, but i have lots of strange mac addresses that have been connected to my network and have banned them. any ideas on how to deal with this? and why do thee get off on doing this shit?
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Has anybody else seen/confirmed this? Do you have actual evidence?
Because honestly, this sounds like full-blown schizophrenia
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>>16888033
yea pics and the blocked mac addresses, on my gateway ill post if you want
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Get a dog