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>>16877226
don't let her control you or influence you by any cost. you'll think this is the right path, by giving her what she wants, but it is not. she will see you as a baby or a tool and you will eventually be replaced.

most are manipulative and possessive, don't let them and you'll be fine.

> "I can't do this anymore anon you don't respect my feelings"

"Well if you can't handle it, we should break up"


This is stupid high school shit, DTMFA and move on

she sounds really controlling, holy shit. you don't need to text her every minute of the day. next time she tells you that she can't take it anymore, call her on it. unless she has some trauma that makes her freak out about it, then there's no reason for her to be manipulative like that.

>>16877221
Yes.
If people go to weird sex things, it means they aren't satisfied at home.

Pretty people are always satisfied because they can get anyone they want.

Ergo, only ugly people need to make up for it

>>16877221
Yeah that's normal. There is a pretty interesting study that found a correlation between attractiveness and less sexual partners. It may sound surprising, but when you think about it, it makes sense. They can afford to be more picky and lock down a good partner.

>>16877221

attractive people tend to feel more concerned about their self image. ergo being a slut at these things would be too degrading and beneath them, and not in a fun way.

on top of that, the few attractive ones that do go tend to get mauled by uggos, cuz they are the only ones there.

the issue is that its really hard to get a 'hotties only' party together, especially iwth attraction being so subjective. im arguably the third most attractive guy at a 5 way gangbang i had, but the chick claimed i was the only hot one there out of all 4 guys.

>>16877207
Your girlfriend sounds like an inconsiderate, irresponsible person. That's kind of fucked up. What if she did that to your kids instead of your cat?

>>16877207
dump her. your cat deserves to be treated better

Dump ur cat faggot.

Better than stealing your bees, right?

I don't know whether this is real or not, but congratulations on submitting my favorite problem I've seen on here, well, ever.

Maybe it was a bit much to ban her from your house, but you obviously need to talk to her about touching your shit.

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>>16885872
>she's stealing from you
>thinks being punished is unfair
You're in the right OP.

>>16877115
yes, and won't work out anyway

what country

>>16877120
America. In a state where 16 is the legal age of consent.

>>16877021
>What do you guys think?
why not? if she likes/wants it and you enjoy it yourself no reason to stop

>>16877021
I mean....I guess, why not? She wants to feel like a normal girl.

Sex is about more than just the genitals. Have you never heard the saying that the mind is the biggest sex organ? It's nice having a body close to you, it's intimacy.

Why are you unsure if you should keep fucking her?

Please respond /adv/!!! We decided to keep it between us two so i want to keep my word, I need someone's input. :|

>>16876984
Treat her the same way.

She'll come crawling back.

>>16876984

she is making unecessary drama because she lost an beta orbiter, if you aren't an pussywhipped faggot then let her go, you did good by stoping talking to her, don't go back chasing her attention and make you look pathetic, if she want to talk to you she will have to be the one who contact you.

>>16876549

>is it okay to be boring

define 'okay'

>>16876549

Most people are naturally funny and it's definitely an asset, but it's not the only thing that makes people attractive. From your whole post you sound like you second-guess and overthink too much when you're in a social situation, maybe if you stopped being so self-conscious things would flow more easily

>>16876549
Watch stand up comedy and learn from it. Banter with funny people.

I'm funny because I watch massive ammounts of comedy and listen to stand up. In fact I do open mic stand up.

Being funny can be learned but some people are better than others naturally. What helped me is having a friend who is as witty as I am and yes-anding each other.

>>16876328
As a male shipper, how did you even get into shipping in the first place? I've never met a dedicated male shipper, most seem to thinking casually liking two characters being together = shipping.

>>16876375
If only i was able to take it as lightly as they make it look like...
Honestly i don't exactly remember, i just remember the phases, not the reasons (but it's probably a way for me to imagine ideal, romantic relationships instead of boring/unsatisfiyng ones)

When i started shipping for the first time it was hetero, almos surely canon/gonna be canon ones (like AshXMisty, i was that vanilla).
As soon as i developed my sexuality (i'm bi, liking girls sexually IRL, but i'm a complete sucker for homo in media, while i find a IRL gay relationship ideal romantic-wise, but gay sex grosses me out), i began to ship gay only, but at the time i still didn't properly "ship" (since i wasn't really obsessed, it was just when it happened).

Now the problem is that i give it too much focus, especially on couples that, honestly, will never happen. I know it's masochism, but it's influencing all my enjoyment of entertainment.

It's great to know i'm not the only male fujoshit, do you have any advice on how to at least give it less importance?
It's probably a psychological problem, since it doesn't depend on the single book/cartoon (ia ctually enjoy them when i'm not obsessed over fictional couples), but yet i ask.

>>16876427
You're not fujo

You're just a closet faggot

>>16876301
Hmmm. Going clothes shopping is often a big boost in confidence if you find something that looks nice.

If you have a friend that is honest with you, who can operate as a judge of different outfits, that would be good.

Also, get a haircut. I mean, if that suits.

The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene has an entry about this, actually. Essentially he says, "One can circumnavigate the opinions of others by reinventing themselves". So, you have a month. You can try out some things that aren't normally you. Go outside your comfort zone, if you must.

>>16876327
Thanks for the response.

> "One can circumnavigate the opinions of others by reinventing themselves". So, you have a month. You can try out some things that aren't normally you. Go outside your comfort zone, if you must.

That's good advice. Unfortunately, I don't really have a friend to go shopping with me, because I live about 2000 miles away from everyone I know (I'm flying in for this event), so I'll have to go it alone. But reinventing myself is a good idea, as long as I don't fuck it up and make myself look stupid, lol.

Well since I have zero idea of how you dress and your makeup technique. I suggest learning what works for you. There is plenty of info online on what kind of clothes work for what body shape, and what clothese can help hide or accentuate certain parts of your body. For makeup, it's a little tricker because it depends on what kind of event it is, but for me natural is the best way to go. If you need tips and tricks YouTube has some amazing tutorials on how to apply makeup for certain faces, eyes, ect.

If you have more specific questions about either I can help you. Just difficult when all you gave me is I want to look badass.

>>16875579
We are animals. Sex, eating and sleeping are necessary for our survival. So yeah sex is a big deal and always has been for us.

I lost my virginity this month to a really hot girl and I thought it was overrated. Maybe it was because I'm desensitized to porn? I lasted an hour for the first time. It got A LOT better the more we had sex but I guess I had false expectations of what sex would be like.


I thought pussy would be A LOT warmer and tighter. It feels great but I thought it would feel better. I also thought I would feel blowjobs a lot more.

>>16875579
Nah. Sex is fantastic, only those not getting think it's under rated.

A girl who can cook, clean and listens to me whine about shit. It would be a bonus if she was attractive too.

>>16875222
if the girl was actually a guy named harry

First things first: they have to have a vagina that they were born with. That's pretty important in what I want out of a girl.

Then, I suppose I have to really like the person that vagina is attached to as well and my penis also has to like the person it's attached to so that I not only enjoy putting my penis in the vagina, I also enjoy being around said person when my penis is in their vagina.

Easy, right?

Legit question: for what reason

No.

>>16874699
>is there any way to make someone lose human rights
Yes.

If you have a very big mansion.
You can keep a baby girl you kidnapped in a secret dungeon.
Where you will only teach her how to please you sexually.
You now realise she don't even own any basic human rights at all.

Day one: drink gross coffee

Repeat until you can bare it or appreciate it, or spend extra money on nicer coffee. I don't know. I don't even drink coffee anymore

>>16873856
Buy a French Press then buy some decent coffee. The French Press is gonna be around $20-30 for a cheap one. The decent coffee is gonna be around $10-15 for a bag.

I used to drink instant coffee for years. I've been drinking good coffee for about a year now and the taste is incredibly superior. I

I drink my coffee black by the way because it actually tastes good.

get older. the older you get the more tolerant you become to bitter flavor.

>>16872503
>lowqualitybait.jpg

suck his dick every night for a year

>>16872503

>Someone went out of their fucking way to ruin my marriage

Yes, that person was you...