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I'm 34 and got my neighbor's 16 year old daughter pregnant.
He's the pastor at the church we go to.
I'm married and have 3 kids.
Is there anything, anything I can do at all, to walk away from this alright?
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>>16885831
have her get an abortion asap like thats all you can do brah, oh and pay her off not to tell everyone and send your ass up the river for 5-10
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>>16885831
baahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nice b8m88/8
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>>16885831
Aside from the obvious b8, OP. Humor me, how the fucking fuck would that even go about happening? hahahahahahahahahah
Best life advice
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>>16885818
Don't expect much from your friends after they get married
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>Don't stay at a job you absolutely despise going to every day.
>Experience life...you only live it once.
>Don't concern yourself with what others think so much.
>Kick the shit people out of your life.
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My girlfriend always talks about how hot she thinks other guys from our uni are. Am I being a bitch for getting jealous? What do I do?
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>>16885653
Eh, I think it is pretty normal. Happens all the time with both genders.
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>>16885653
>What do I do?
What does your gut feeling tell you to do? Pic related.
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>>16885659
What? You think its normal to say this kind of thing to tour SO? I wouldn't do so because I know it eould make me uncomfortable nor do I see it as something that happens regularly
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>Decide to take /adv/s most commonly given advice regarding a girl I like
>tfw coward and could only do it after a night of drinking with friends via fb
>tfw afraid to read how bad what I wrote was or her response
Is it possible for me to pretend nothing happened when I see her tomorrow and for things to just go back to normal
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Lol. Holy shit dude. Roflllll
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you can never go back
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>>16885301
give me your fb and i'll check for you
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Need website help. I'm relatively good with learning technology and such, and I could probably figure out how to go about setting one up. I'm thinking I would be too busy to do it myself, however.
So where do I find someone to help? Money isn't too much of an issue, but would I need to constantly have someone to work with when it comes to updating my site? How the fug do I find someone pleasant and patient with my requests? I'm looking for a certain a e s t h e t i c.
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>>16885298
you just write the html and buy webspace
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>>16885303
H-how
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>>16885402
https://www.codecademy.com/learn/web
when you finish that, purchase webspace using something like godaddy and use a ftp client like filezilla to upload your content
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How do I cope with the fact that I will never live in a medieval/fantasy world? That I'll never drink in a tavern with good friends after a day of adventuring, I'll never walk through castles with royal friends, will never fight with a sword, etc.
I already work in a medieval style inn, I can go hiking, I can travel the world on horseback, but I will never find an inn to rest, bathe and place my horse, or discover new things or get quests. It will never be as good, I will always be stuck in this shit reality.
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Larp I guess
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books are your friends
also alot of RPGs have the medieval feel to it
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>>16885147
Tried that, but it's ot the real thing you know
>>16885151
I haven't been able to enjoy games/rpgs for the last few years, no matter how hard I try to immerse myself. Skyrim was the last game I could play for hours.
If you have any good book recommendations, I'd like to hear them. But then again, it'll never be real.
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Have you guys ever felt powerless? Like for example you're a victim of a bully or someone throws a sucker punch at you and you can't fight back. Do you ever just feel weaker than the person who is targeting you?
How do you deal with that kind of situation? For example, today some guy tried to rear end me because he was going over the speed limit before he noticed there was a stop light ahead. He was in the wrong, had to brake hard enough to avoid hitting me. But he was upset at me and when the light turned green he cut me off and gave me the finger. Of course I was upset because I had done nothing wrong and I coulnd't really do anything about it because it happened so fast. How am I suppose to process these emotions? I feel angry and powerless because I couldn't do anything about it.
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>inb4 OP is a huge pussy
Won't deny it, I am. The guy was a redneck white guy and I'm just a small asian guy. Makes me feel inferior, but I wish I could change and not be so soft.
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I feel like I've seen this thread before. Have you posted about something similar?
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>>16885039
No, I haven't. I don't make threads in /adv/ that often, in fact this may be the first one this year.
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What are the chances of us losing contact with each other?
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I am having French classes at uni. I really want to be able to speak that language. I don't know any French speakers IRL, but I can practise my friend by chatting with my Quebecois online friend every day. We've known each other for two years.
I worry that one day we will lose contact with each other and I will forget my French simply there are very few opportunities to actually use it here in Australia. I don't want that to happen. I a scared that this will inevitably happen though. I am a girl and he is a guy and you know what everyone says about how "guys and girls can't just be friends". Currently, we are both single, but I am scared that he will distance away from me if he finds a girlfriend fearing that she may become jealous/unhappy about how hr is chatting with another girl every day.
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>>16884865
somewhere between 0 and 100%
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Quebec French isn't completely same as France French, just a reminder
As in, it might be detrimental for your worldwide French skills to practice with a Quebec native speaker
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>>16884874
Well...
>>16884884
You can still communicate with other French speakers with Quebec French? It's like how Americans can understand British English and vice versa.
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Hey /adv/ my PC is in the living room currently and that's kinda annoying because I can't fap to loli hentai when my parents are at home. What do? I want to move it to my room but my dad asks me why I want to do that but I can't just tell him the truth...
P.S. I'm 18 even though I'm probably less mature than most 12 year olds
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get job, get own house, buy own computer, fap your life away...
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>>16884696
>I want to move it to my room but my dad asks me why I want to do that but I can't just tell him the truth...
Migjt as well. Not like he doesn't already know.
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>>16884708
Well, that's in progress, but it's gonna take 2-3 more years so..
How serious are missed periods?
I haven't had one since January, and apparently my period tracker has looped around and instead of being 27 days late it's now 1 day late again, and I don't feel it coming.
I'm 22, otherwise healthy, never had sex without a condom and none at all for two years.
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my girlfriend never had more than 8 in a year. now she has an iud and none ever.
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>>16884595
So it's normal that they're random?
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>>16884602
well, it's normal for her. when she went to the doctor and mentioned it they did a basic blood test to make sure it was not an iron deficiency or anything and it was not.
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In what situations one should engage in physical conflict? When is it reasonable to actually ''fight'', you winning or not? Men seem so afraid of fights nowadays. I see it as something bad, but necessery if the situation requires. However, my visions are rather skewed. When one should engage? What are the tipping points where diplomacy isn't viable/shouldn't be used anymore?
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>>16884503
You should use physical force to defend yourself or a loved one from physical harm or threat of imminent physical harm.
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>>16884503
>You are being attacked or threatened with physical force
If not you probably shouldnt fight someone.
Now personally I take actions I know will escalate to a fight, but I dont engage in unwanted confrontation. Its just stupid.
So if someone is shouting in my face, itd be dumb to engage in a shouting match with them or hit them. Im not a fucking child. That being said Im petty enough to push their face away from mine, which I know is likely to spark a fight.
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>>16884510
Let's say for example; someone just starts ''bullying''(words seems kinda childish), as in, provocking you for no reason on the street, or someone hits on your girlfriend when she's with you and clearly does so in a disrespecting, threatening manner., or even if there's the simple low disrespect that happens to strike a nerve, specially if it's intentional. Should physical conflict be used?
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>sure I'll get back into the dating game after a ton of empty sex
>this shit
Welp. What the fuck do I do.
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>>16884383
are you the purpose or white text?
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>>16884389
purple*
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>>16884383
To give the girl some credit, that was kind of rude, but abandon fucking ship man
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Give me a reason to not do it
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Because you probably just want a better situation than the one you're in now, as opposed to nothing at all
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This is an odd place to ask that.
Anyway, family loves you, people will be sad etc etc etc
The fact that you're asking why not to end means you don't want to do it. Find something to love and stick to it, life sucks now it'll get better.
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>>16884345
To answer, why do you want to do it in the first place?
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Is it weird to date a guy who's 23 when you're 18?
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Some will say yes, some will say no.
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Yes. He is pretty much a pedophile.
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>>16884211
its fine. probably better for you, younger guys are more immature.
Do you think this needs surgery? I tried removing that growth, but it just started bleeding a lot. A LOT. I think it's just dead skin but it won't budge. What is this?
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>>16884185
go to a doctor, your toe looks fucked.
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Nevermind
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It appears to be an older injury, like an ingrown toenail. How long ago did it first appear? Has is ever been swollen, painful, or red around the area?
Also you cut your toenails too short, leave them a bit longer or you will be prone to ingrown toenails, which could have caused that wound.