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is a getting a happy ending from a massage parlor considered cheating?
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>>16877315
Cheating is defined by your individual relationship boundaries.
In most relationships, yes that's definitely cheating.
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no of course not
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>>16877315
Why wouldn't it be?
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How can I get a sweet blind or mute girlfriend?
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>>16876475
Look for and speak to one.
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With a knife
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>>16876475
>>>>>/vg/
The blind one is a bitch, though. The legless blonde is a slut.
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What are some things that guys do that make you cringe? Nothing easy like wear a fedora and whatever, like what physical features makes you cringe with a guy, what are some things guys say or do that make you cringe. This is open to guys and girls im a guy and I'll start
>I cringe when I see really tall skinny lanky guys walk around because they swing their arms so fucking hard.
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>>16876262
I've never seen tall guys swing their arms hard.
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>>16876262
Immasculated manlet detected
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>>16876265
There is this kid in my college class who when he walks his arms go like half way up near his chest I swear to god. And he is always like half walking and half running. And a bunch of other shit that I don't feel like adding
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Wanted a man to cheat on his wife with me, he firmly rejects me and then tells his wife. 2016-03-04 20:14:11 Post No.16876235
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Wanted a man to cheat on his wife with me, he firmly rejects me and then tells his wife.
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So, I'm a young, fit college student and there was this older coworker of mine who became gym buddies with me who I had a crush on. His wife, while not necessarily bad looking, is pretty average, and they were going through a rough patch in their marriage over some things. I have a major fetish for fit older men, and one thing lead to another and I ended up confessing to him, saying I would keep it quiet, she would never have to know, etc. Every time I have done this in the past, the guy has accepted and it was good for both of us. But not this time.
This time, he jerked away from me like I was some sort of snake, his whole demeanor changing from warm to a bit distant. He then told me he really loves his wife and that although they are going through some difficulties, he has never once thought about leaving her and vice versa, that they have good communication, and that she is the love of his life. Finally, he told me in the interest of complete honesty, he was going to have to tell his wife about what I said, and then he left, saying he would call me later and not to worry too much.
I did, of course, and now he says his wife would like to meet with me and talk to me about my own "personal development" and "boundaries" concerning her husband. What should I do? Am I going to get my ass kicked? The guy says she was angry at me at first but has calmed down and wants to talk to me.
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Do it op, they are interested in a threessome
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>>16876235
are you a dude or a chick?
sounds to me like shes going to make things uncomfortable, or more so then they already are. she wont physically assault you if you dont act like a twat. frankly you should just never see either of them again
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>>16876235
>he jerked away from me like I was some sort of snake
That's because you are
7/10, made me reply, and the scum of this board makes your story believable
To guys mostly: would you be friends with a girl who is kinda hot and cold?
I have bouts of depression and sometimes get very weary and tired of people and often break up friendships and then beg people to take me back. I'm know I'm crazy, and I'm trying to work on that but idk. I just have the same issue, like I told this guy to go to hell but now I want him back in my life but dunno what can I do about it tbqh. I already apologised and sort of explained that it's because of my mental shit but what more can I do?
I'm so fucked eh
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>women
>friends
Pick one
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>>16876033
really, no. i wouldnt even be friends with a guy like this.
if i was interested in banging the girl, maybe put up with it for awhile to see where it goes. but honestly if it takes more than two weeks to get into someones pants, not really worth the effort imo cuz they want something more serious.
so no. i wouldnt. i tend to be stress free in my relationships. if you cause stress, we aint friends. and saying 'i have mental issues' doesnt really excuse or fix what you did. it just means that later you'll do it again.
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No I wouldn't because they will do stuff like lead on often times and it gets annoying if not frustrating.
You can try growing up though and treating people more like human beings.
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OK /adv/ I need some help. how do I go about finding a man that will let me be his house wife. this is all I have ever wanted in life is to be a wife and mother. I'm pretty old fashioned and it seems like most guys now a days just want girls who party and not into the whole family thing.
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Try churches and such? Date older men? I'm turning 30 this year and still want a girl who will go have some fun, but some of my coworkers at least seem ready to settle down and have the income to support this kind of thing.
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>>16875653
Church would probably be your best bet. If you want an old-fashioned lifestyle, hang with old-fashioned people.
Or did you want to have an 'old-fashioned lifestyle' while still being liberal and unrestrained by old-fashioned social conventions too?
>having your cake and eating it too
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Try /soc/. Now for the serious question, where are you located? And why should any guy pick you over the other girls, especially when you won't contribute financially?
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During college I met a girl. Well not met, more like admired from a distance. Intrigued by her from the start, fell hard.
Months later, out of curiosity, I google her in hopes of learning more about her. Accidentally discover she's transgender.
Absolutely floored, but after a little while I realize it hasn't changed the way I feel about her. I do some research and watch some videos, and see that transgender women tend to be very cautious/afraid due to the stigmas some men have, which greatly lends to their insanely high murder rate.
The first time I approached her, it seemed like she was uncomfortable x1000 and wanted to eject out of her seat and through the ceiling (and no, I'm not a creepy basement dweller, neckbeard, obese or anything like that). Nor was I saying anything weird, I said hi, introduced myself, asked her a few questions pertinent the class we were in (yes my game is awful).
Since then though I've caught her looking at me a few times, but I don't know if that's, "I like that guy but I'm afraid he'll out me and/or kill me," or, "I think that guy might clock me if he hasn't already, better keep an eye on him." (clock means to deduce that someone is transgendered)
I just want to spend time with her so she can get to know me well enough to know I'm not that kind of person... you know, if she's interested at all. I want to talk to her, but the first round of her looking uncomfortable made me feel like a creepy piece of shit.
I guess what I'm looking for here is input, /adv/ice, similar stories, etc, just to help mentally prepare me for what might be a repeat of last time.
Pic unrelated.
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>>16875502
Maybe you could try to approach her by showing some vulnerability of your own. That's a bit of a vague suggestion I suppose, and might not be easy to put into practice. Perhaps you could start by expressing some difficulty over the class you share, and (not pushily) ask for her help or advice. Then maybe you could segue into outright saying "I'm really sorry to bother you" or "I'm really sorry, I can see I'm making you uncomfortable" and see if she responds in any particular way - I.e. contradicts you, maybe. Sorry, I've not got much of my own experience or successes to draw on, but I can't stand to see an unanswered thread.
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>>16875507
>"I'm really sorry to bother you" or "I'm really sorry, I can see I'm making you uncomfortable"
definitely don't do this, it's not polite it's like fishing for compliments only instead of compliments, ego validation, and no one really likes cringing whiners who apologize for everything
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>>16875516
Yeah, I kind of thought that when I wrote it. Sorry OP, an annoying SOB like me isn't really fit to advise anyone about these matters.
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How Can I Learn To Deal With My Height? 2016-03-04 04:10:05 Post No.16874279
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How Can I Learn To Deal With My Height?
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I'm male, 18 and only 160cm tall. I've got naturally large shoulders and a broad chest. This has always made me feel extremely self conscious. What can I do to get past my insecurities?
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Release your insecurities.
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Work out... Seriously, no one's gonna look down on a 5'2" brick wall. Then learn martial arts, just so that you can be bad ass in addition to being jacked.
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>>16874279
>5'2 1/2
My sides. Manlets btfo.
But seriously, we were all dealt our cards. You just have to move on. Prove yourself in a way where your height is unrelated. Yeah a lot of women wont want to date you, but you only need 1 women to marry. That being said Id stick to women 5'3 and under.
Youll get passed them when you make a name for yourself and get a wife.
Ask a Christian man anything.
Also, offering advice to Christians.
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What denomination would you consider yourself a part of? (I feel like that sheds more light on your specific beliefs and philosophies.)
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>>16874200
I believe in God and our Lord Jesus Christ but wouldn't call myself a christian and I was thinking about this:
I think we come from evolution and evolution makes perfect sense to me in a religious way because that would mean that God is so wise that he gave us the ability to adapt to whatever condition the planet is in.
So my question is, why do christians in general refute evolution when it makes perfect sense? And the other would be, why do christians in general think of God as "magical being" as opposed to the greatest scientist ever?
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>>16874344
Well, it looks like OP got raptured or some shit. So I would like to take a crack at answering your question. (For the record, I am a UU. Not a Christian, so if your ideology differs, that's A-okay!) And I realize there's a great chance that your post is bait, but even if the question is posed, an answer might help someone.
>Why don't Christians subscribe to evolution theory?
It's really simple. Personal religious belief stems more from a sense of identity than it does from ones actual beliefs. When someone goes to church or states that they follow the beliefs of a certain group, they cement themselves within the practices of that group. They say, "this is who I am."
It should be pretty obvious that if someone is yelling something at you and calling you stupid, that it would leave a bad taste in your mouth. Someone that believes in the bible only has two sources with which to seek guidance when something like evolution is presented to them. Either their religious texts, or their community with which they identify.
It may appear obvious for one person to believe one thing or another, but the fact of the matter is that not everyone has had the same life experience or exercises in logic that you have had.
It may appear very clear to most people that the world is round, for instance. But if a group of people suddenly decides that it is actually flat, they are identifying with a contrarian notion. Despite any amount of logical explanation or evidence you put in front of them, if their dedication to the identity of a "flat-earther" is strong enough, they will go to any end to refute it.
Does this make any sense?
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ITT: We talk about whats wrong with us
> I'm 29 years old, good looking, very fit
> Own a successful passive income real estate portfolio and real estate business I built myself starting from age 21
> Slept with a fair amount of attractive women, nothing too bad though almost 20 total
I have everything a man at 29 could want but one thing... I can't relate or find a woman that I can see myself spending a lifetime with. I've come to realize all the artsy free spirited women that I am attracted to are just mindless cerebral liberals. Also the women I can objectively look at and know they would make a good match I am just not attracted to.
>Nothing excites me anymore Pol. Not traveling, not exercise, not making money. Nothing. Not sleeping with attractive women. I've tried to do everything right in my life... kicked a drug addiction years ago, I don't sleep around anymore. I stay healthy. Everything means nothing. Sometimes I just pray to God to take my life peacefully in my sleep. I dont really care to live anymore. Just wanted to share, I know none of you give a fuck. I just want some of you guys out there who think that having certain things will make you happy are completely wrong. I have it all.. .and at the same time have nothing.
What is there left to do? What possibly can take me out of this hole?
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>hurt so bad
>you don't come around here anymore
>worse than that
>nothing seems to be helping
>I been thinking
>about drinking again
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I am at the point where I'm so intelligent that I'm creating my own path that can be the object of astonishment for other people.
The problem that I have that because of time constrains I can do only so much in the world.
I hit the point where if I want to see anything done within my path in my lifetime I have to let other people work on my projects.
And yet I'm so afraid that if I teach other people they will just fuck it up with their mediocrity.
I don't want anyone touching it.
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you have to give it to someone, you magnificent cunt.
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The condom broke and now I'm pregnant.
Bf wants to keep the baby. I don't.
What do?
I am willing to carry the pregnancy to term IF I am guaranteed that once it's out of me I won't have anything whatsoever to do with it anymore.
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>>16872680
are you two in a situation where raising the baby is a possibility?
why is your bf against aborting? i'm assuming he wants you two to care for it?
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You'll have to pay child support
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>>16872680
Jesus Christ. You are one cold bitch.
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How does a 6inch feel to a girl? 2016-03-03 09:59:39 Post No.16871562
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How does a 6inch feel to a girl?
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I've always wondered what girls thought of the average sized penis?
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>>16871562
once you break 5 inches or so length doesnt matter much and actually gets bad around 8+ inches since you will hit the cervix which hurts. the sensitive parts are not that far in and it really matters more what you're doing with it.
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6 inch is larger than average.Average is about 5 inch
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Is 7 inches good?
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I just discovered that my sister draws copious amounts of very extreme furry porn all day and I don't know how to feel (maybe a little bit angry).
I am posting here because I feel like I need to talk about it but telling my mum would hurt her and if my sister knew I knew she would be hysterically upset.
I have nothing against porn. I look at it myself but she is literally spending her entire time drawing it. How do I know? She is always drawing in her room but she always hides the screen whenever anyone enters. Her tumblr is full of it dating way back and she does a lot of self inserting OC's. I should stress, it's VERY graphic, group, gay etc. etc.
I believe people can and should do whatever they want as long as they are not hurting anyone, and she isn't. I think it's a very fulfilling pastime that gives her a lot of joy. So why do I feel so angry? Yeah, I need to get over it so that's why I'm here
This is the first part of the story, now for just a little history. I had a huge fight with her 6 months back, her bedroom is next to mine and we haven't spoken a word to each other since. I won't go into details but I was super, super depressed, problems sleeping and anxiety, I was trying hard to land my first job. My hair was falling out due to stress. I can't tell you how bad it was. She judges me because I've had a hard time. I feel like this in a way relates to how I feel about the porn thing. I'm feeling pretty lost at the moment.
No, this isn't her art. No, I won't link it. There is more history but this is already a huge post.
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I want to clarify a few things. I am female. I guess I should mention that.
About the job thing. I have been aiming for a particular type of job and it's really competitive. I have been working very hard (I have another interview soon). I work in retail while I look but my family are disappointed I haven't landed a career yet. Everyone has expected a lot from me since I was considered 'gifted' and these expectations have weighed on my heavily upon me.
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The most surprising thing about this is that it's your sister. Chicks don't do nearly as much weird furry porn as guys do.
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Is she doing commissions? It is well known that drawing furry porn of people's OC is the best way to turn drawing skills into money.
>feel like this in a way relates to how I feel about the porn thing.
Maybe you associate both of these things because you want the secret porn to be your legitimate reason to hate her back?
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon and frogposters
Fuck off
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What if I'm non-gender specific? Who do I ask then, shitlord?
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>>16878271
Then you ask >>>/lgbt/. Duh.
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Guys: Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. Fuck, marry, kill.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon and frogposters
Fuck off
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General question about these threads. Does anyone actually give a fuck whether there's link to the old thread in the OP of these threads? Because whoever else makes these threads keeps putting in a link, and I have no idea why.
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Explain the science in disliking penises is more gay than disliking vaginas.
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>>16874989
Sometimes people ask questions in old threads, walk away, get answers, and can't find the old thread because it's been bumped off. Saves people having to dig through the archives.