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Music major at uni reporting in

Ur gonna go to uni and then meet dozens of "the shits". Talent is only achieved through hard work so please humble urself. 2000 views isnt a lot. I once made a rap song about twerking and it got like 1.5k views on youtube. Being proud of something so small is really something id advise against. Who knows maybe you will understand when you go to college.

Inb4 falling for bait.

>>16884681
Sadly, like 75% of the threads here now, this is b8

Is there a question in there? Regardless probably a troll but if not, like the other poster said there are a lot of 'the shits'. It is sad but hard work and even some talent don't mean a lot if there is nothing special about it. Also 2000 views isn't a lot, most cat videos get more than that.

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The countries in dark blue are where I could go.

>inb4 why not just rape girls here

Because the US is a 1st world country with modern day technology to track down rapists, plus everyone and their dog has fucking smart phones that can take pics and record video

Other countries care way less and sometimes they don't care at all, and even if they do care they don't have the technology or resources to track a rapist down, especially when he has literally 0 ties to the country and stays in his base 24/7 other than prowling outside to fuck

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>>16883979
>joining PC to rape women

>>16883978
>>16883979

Remember these words when the locals are hacking you to death with machetes. I've traveled plenty in my life. We are lucky to have the justice system we have, even with how messed up it can be.

>>16883635
Just be yourself.

>>16883635

Just go on a cruise for the weekend. Also $1000 is really low for the first date. With that many instagram followers the usual budget range is $5000 - $10,000. Look up the most expensive restaurants in the world and fly her out to Japan or something to go to one, if you don't want her to be completely disappointed.

>>16883642
>$5000 - $10,000
Jesus fucking christ

I forgot to mention - I live in Europe, so that much money is unimaginable

One word, PRENUP

I think this is different for everyone. Personally, I wouldn't consider marrying before at least one year. Probably two. The reason being that things cool down dramatically after the "honeymoon period", and you might find the person you're living with unbearable after your hormones stop raging.

>>16883632
how bad can things go if I get a prenup

>>16883633
so do I make her leave the country and try to find other ways for us to be together to wait to decide? it seems like I wouldnt find out if she was right for me if we weren't living together anyways and then she might slip away from me under the pressures of long distance relationships, plus if we only see each other on visits it would be like a bunch of honeymoon periods instead of normal life

>>16883564
Have you ever been to tumblr? It's literally a female mirror of 4chan.

Tumblr: Bawwwwww why can't I get a bf to love me? Fuck it they are all misogynistic shitlords anyways I don't need them

4chan: Bawwwwww why can't I get a gf to love me? Fuck it they are all hypergamous whores anyways I don't need them

Meanwhile in real life: happy couples of well-adjusted, healthy people who you don't hear about because they are busy being with each other

>Why are men so much more desperate to get a gf than women are for a bf?
Beecause men are bigger pussies emotionally
> You never hear any >tfw no bf either on here or irl
Wrong. Lurk moar faggot.
>It seems like for all the feminist memes, men are actually the gender that seeks commitment
Seek IRL experience over believing the Internet, neckbeard.

>>16883564
Men feel more defined by their sexual and relationship skills than women. Lonely young men (ie all of 4chan) spent their teenage years failing to get women, or chasing after someone who didn't love them, so it's even worse for them because continued failure perpetuates what they already feel.

People need to learn to be comfortable in themselves first.

>>16883137

Be more interestimg yourself. You obviously aren't getting that much life satisfaction from your indoors life in front of a computer, since you're longing for a gf. So try doing social things based around your interests, even if your interests are needy. For instance I had a flatmate a few years ago who was (genuinely) autistic and antisocial. He collected board games and never had anyone except me and our other flatmate to play them with, and then steadily alienated us to the point where we never even played with him. Then he started going to a board games meetup club thing a couple of nights a week. He found a gf there and moved out with some new friends he made. As far as I could tell he was still pretty miserable and weird, but he made progress according to his own goals I guess.

>>16883151
These are some low, low goals we're aiming for. Jesus, that's depressing.

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>>16883151
i don't even have any good interests. i watch films and read literature, that's about it. it seems like i can only really do solitary hobbies since i don't have friends.

whereas my coworkers have hobbies. some more than others. one of the guys who i worked with recently:
>good looking, confident, has funny stories (almost all about parties)
>plays a ton of sports
>has a large group of friends he does things with (road trip across america after graduating college)
>has a ton of other hobbies (hunting, DIY construction)

and i can't get into these without having friends to do them with (going to bars/clubs or traveling with friends) or show me how (e.g. hunting)

in terms of meetup, i have seen a boardgame one, and a few others that meet regularly and have people closer to my age. but i'm afraid of going there and have people finding out that i'm awkward as fuck and not be able to make friends

i'm most anxious around strangers tbqh

I didn't have to change a lot, just improve the features of my personality which worked in my favour with women.

That's probably true for you really.

>>16882941
Sounds like you overdid it. This is not uncommon. You can start reintroducing your old interests at any time. Just go slowly, and don't go overboard.

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>>16882957
I acted normal to get a girl, got married eventually then stopped interacting with all other people in real life outside of work, filled my room with moe anime posters and figs and come home to roll on the floor dressed as umaru-chan when I come home from work. Joke's on her

Maybe I should get a kig...

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I'll start with looks since every robot is stuck on that.

Robots like to say Chad this Chad that. But the truth is far more complex than that. First of all, lets throw Chad out the window. He is nothing more than the /r9k/ booogie man. He scares you back into your bedroom and gives you an excuse to give up.

A hot looking guy is great for that guy and for the girls that chase him. Fortunately for us, most guys are normies...hence the word. I see plenty of Stacies (9/10) but I'm not stuck on getting one when i could have a more normal girl. It doesnt mean I settled for less or that she is my 2nd choice. Likewise with girls and their selection. Don't feel like your 2nd choice. This is because of your low self esteem.

When it comes to looks, women need them more than men. They have to work much harder for it because it's all they have. Men have other options of attraction, which I'll get to later. Also, men age better than women.

But it's important to remember, as insecure as you may be; women on the average will be a hell of a lot more insecure than the average man. And that's because of the simple reason I mentioned before, women need their looks more than men.

Being attractive - Really the one super important key to being attractive is really pretty simple. Hygiene. Women strive to be sexy. Men only need to strive to be "not ugly or disgusting". Hygiene goes miles in this.

Keys to hygiene - Take a bath every day. Wash your hair a few times a week. Brush your teeth twice a day. Wear deodorant. Have clean fingernails. Have a nice smelling cologne. It's unfortunate that these things should even have to be mentioned, but sadly it needs to be said.

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Having good hygiene will start you off as a solid 5 and put you in normie territory. Unless you have a facial deformity or just plain obese, then you have more to overcome. But considering lots of guys fail at hygiene, having it will put you ahead of a lot of the competition.


/fitness/ - Exercise is great for you and is encouraged. You will see many posters claim it is an end all for getting a girl. What fit geeks fail to realize is you still need social skills to succeed with women, which we will cover later. I love /fit/ but lots of them take the woman mentality of "I'm hot, come talk to me", when 1000's of years of social rules dictate that men must go talk to women. Also, no woman wants a man who is more prissy than them.

But what fitness does is give you a better body and gives you more confidence. Plus it releases "feel good" chemicals in your head which in turn, makes you more pleasurable to be around...unless you're a roid head.

Most fitness regimens recommend 3 days of lifting and 3 days of cardio. Many fit bros will swear how much they love lifting. Unfortunately it's not that glamorous for most. If you stick at it for more than a couple of months, then you will start to notice gains which will encourage you to keep going. But getting your pump on, or getting excited for the gym is a misconception...unless you're addicted to working out. Most just wanna get in there, do their regiment and go home and relax.

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Cardio is great for your heart and while not for building mass, is perfect for becoming ottermode. Ottermode is nothing more than having a low body fat content. And it is the #1 preferred body for women according to numerous studies. This falls in the 9-15% body fat range. It's hard to get to, but again it's easier for men. Just eat healthier and work out. And pick some type of regiment and stick to it.

If you can't achieve ottermode, don't fret. As I've said before, it's more important for women to be attractive and fit than it is for men. Men at the minimum must strive to be "not fat" or "not super skinny". Exercise will achieve this, while also giving you a goal; which is another attractive quality.

I will stress though...that you should really work out for yourself and your health...and not for girls. And fitness should be part of your daily life. Not a short term goal.

http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

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>>16882562
a)What's your issue(s)?
b)This place sucks for advice and at most all you'll get is fortune-cookie shit.

Seek psychiatric care.

Killing yourself is a waste of your fucking time when you can be doing something with your life.

Everyone is committing suicide. Every day.

They just don't have the bravery or unmitigated gall to realize life is ticking away. They are afraid and hide from it until they reach a point in their lives they realize every day they go to sleep they might not wake up and become afraid of going to bed.

Some people commit suicide with a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain at hand.

Some people commit suicide working a job for 40 years for idiots not making any real money.

Now there's being willing to end it because you have unresolvable problems. And maybe that's true. After-all, there can only be so many paraplegic midget pep talkers in the world.

And then there are the resolvable problems you think are not resolvable.

The key here is to figure out which ones you are doing wrong, think through an approach, and commit suicide by trying to do it right.

E.G. I used to be terrified of going to the grocery store to buy food as I had bad Xenophobia. Then one day I realized, nobody else felt that way, and started to laugh. Took about 5 years for the terror of going to the store to rescind to a dislike and eventually, today, I look forward to buying tasty treats and making people laugh.

Look at this as an opportunity to get really, really good at risk taking and setting up approaches right.

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>>16882478
Relax. It's the same wrinkly skin thing that happens if you sit in the bath too long, combined with ridges from waling on crumpled socks.

>>16882478
>gray-brown flesh
>all bubbly and shit
>part of the upper skin sitting like a worn sheet over more gray shit
Uhhhhh... I'd start by taking a foot file to that heel and getting all that nasty shit off your foot pronto. Then if it looks wholesome, good, but if not, see a fucking doctor, shit looks gross. Like maybe it's just a bunch of dead skin, but jesus, my feet have never looked like that from any sock.

>>16882433
Yes.

Yes, it always looks good on a resume, it's kinda special when you talk to a native person on a trip or something...and you feel extremly cool when you realize you can understand this language

Don't respond. Brandon makes the same thread everyday

you do realize those animals are almost certainly going to be euthanized, right?

>we have to get rid of our three cats because the smell is affecting him.

What? Get a job and take care of the cats dude.

>>16882187
You should kill your mother.

Her inability to feel empathy toward animals means she will likely kill a person in her life. Maybe she already has.

If you could stop someone like Jeffrey Dahmer or BTK, wouldn't you?

I personally wouldn't because I think they were awesome, but you would, right?

>>16882136
It will be okay

pc>console

>>16882136
>I just want a smart pretty girl that won't leave me
get a dog

This cost me $15 btw

>>16882000
where are you from this seems normal but I'm located in GF ,ND

looks right to me, might be outdoor bud looking at the stem. if the nug has purple on it its even better

>>16881800
Femanon here. I think your description is very nice. It's a good mix between humorous, down to earth, having interests and being a good person. The thing i PERSONALLY don't like is the smoking. But that's just my preference. Good on you on being honest. Also, check the spelling of kaleidoscope.
The other issue are the pics. You look so different in them. I have NO idea how you look now. And they aren't really flattering. I'm sure you could take better ones! The snowmobile one is ok. It's nice to have some pics of you being active up. Take the others down and retake current ones.

>>16881832
What's the best way to open up a conversation with a girl? The ones I message usually have the same interest as me (nerdy stuff, outdoorsy stuff, music) but I feel like I come off as a dope.

>>16881844

I usually look at their profile and find out what they do for fun, then I'll message them something like

>I found you on my matches. That means we're supposed to watch netflix and cuddle, right..

or

>How does this work? We're dating now, right?

Usually works if they think I'm attractive. Just met a cute asian girl on okc who's up for casual sex. Used the first line on her.