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Im killing myself in about 4 hours

Ama

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Pic look close to that, how my brother and my dad touch themselves. Like always on a couch or sitting around.

Do you do that too?


I couldn't find anything about that. Was looking for body language or maybe their dick is itching.

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon and frogposters
Fuck off

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Hey guys and girls at /adv/ I need some help with this badly and it's kind of freaking me out.

So I have this girl best friend and that's all we've been no sexual relations at all, so yesterday morning she sends me a text message saying that she has a few people coming over and I told her I wasn't gonna go because I wasn't feeling the vibe.

I ask her an out of a blue question if she just wants to come over to mine and she asks me if my parents are home which was not expected. Fast forward a few hours it's closing in on 1:00 and she keeps asking me if I can come and I tell her I don't know how I'll get home etc and trying to get myself out of it but I eventually say fuck it I'll just go out.

I get to her house and she sits with me and we are talking for a bit as normal and we go outside and sit around the table and drink and socialise as normal people would do. I go inside and she follows me and all I was doing was checking my phone and getting a drink and she kept following me whenever I'd go do anything, I go upstairs to her room and she takes photos of us together and at this point I'm getting confused about this.. I tell her that I am gonna call an uber soon and she keeps saying to me "Just stay, there's room for you".

Fast forward another few hours we're sorting out sleeping arrangements and she puts me in with her in her bed and I'm like mm okay, we all get ready to go to bed and people are still drunk and loud so she gets into bed and I get into bed then some other guy gets in the bed aswell? I was dozing off to sleep and she put her head on my shoulder and was snuggling against me and put her hand on mine and I was thinking 'uh fuck what' so I did the normal thing and snuggled with her and we started spooning and I put my arm across her stomach and about 5 minutes later the other guy in the bed moves my arm off her and I was like what the fuck? and he put his hand over her so I got up and backed out and pissed off down stairs and crashed on the lounge.

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what is the best approach to date and hookup with an asian girl ?

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What's bothering you?

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My dad passed away like 3 months ago and his best friend has been looking out for me. He helps me a lot, I'm only 19 and I've never been on my own before so if I need something he helps me out no matter what it is. I'm pretty fond of him, I've known him since I was little.

He was over at my apartment yesterday and everything was normal and whatever. He asked me how I was holding up being on my own and I said it was really hard and stressful. He said it didn't have to be and I asked what he meant. He got really serious and he said he was going to be really straight with me. He says he really likes me and thinks I'm great and he doesn't want me to struggle if I don't have to. He wants me to be his girlfriend and move in with him and he'll look after me and be by my side.

I was pretty shocked at this sudden revelation. I told him I thought he was a great guy but I don't think my father would approve and I said no. He said my father would want me to be happy and taken cared of by someone he trusts. That's true but he's his best friend, it feels weird. He told me I didn't have to make a decision right away or anything but it's something to think about and if I didn't want it wouldn't change anything between us. So I said okay and I've been thinking about it.

I don't know what to do. He's a lot older than me, he's like 48 but I can't say I'm not attracted to him. I think he's great in every way but I feel like I would be spitting on my dad's grave, I can't do that even if hes not here to judge me. I don't know how he would feel about such a thing, I can only guess at this point. I know for certain I can trust him though, he's been with me all my life and I always could rely on him for anything. I don't know about being lovers though.

Would I be a bad person to be his girlfriend? On top of everything, it would make my life so much easier but no amount of stress relief is worth disrespecting my father but would I really be? I'm so conflicted.

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This isn't really advice, but it's something I want to ask. Why do so many non-Asians fetishsize Asian girls when white girls are objectively the best-looking? Don't you realize that the average Asian girl looks nothing as hot as this?

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Be me 19, in relationship for 8 months with girl. Break up yesterday unexpectedly. We were going on a trip. Tells me at the last minute,
"She can't go, she is in a bad place right now and needs to stay home"
Conversation shortly ends after me asking questions
She says she needs 30 days and I told her to just forget us entirely.
She has been hanging around her older sister who influences her a lot. With her plans and alc and drug decisions.
Her older sister broke up with her boyfriend days before, I think she talked my girlfriend into not going on the trip. My reason to believe that is because my girlfriends sister posted about how their dad was taking them on a last minute trip to the same place me and my girlfriend we're going.
I haven't talked to her since she told me yesterday she wasn't going.
I would really love to get back with her but, should I? Is it worth it? I love her

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No matter how much you build yourself up, no matter how much your girlfriend appears to love you, she will absolutely 100% leave you for a man who is wealthier, better-looking, more powerful and interested in her.

True or false?

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I'm finally getting a girlfriend for the first time in my life in my 20s

what can I do to be the best boyfriend I can be for her?

she's a quiet, shy, introverted person

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I'm jealous of my boyfriend because he has sexual things he likes and I can't seem to enjoy anything during sex except to masturbate, which just makes me feel like there's no point having sex except to please him.

We've run out of things to try sexually so at this point sex is just something for him to enjoy. And he's probably fucking other girls too so the only thing I'm getting out of sex is exposure to diseases.

How do I stop being jealous of his sexual enjoyment?

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I've been thinking more and more that this planet would be so much better if about 90% of men were gone. I dream about to random bars and just tricking gross fucks into following me and then looking into their panicked, stupid eyes as I pull the trigger. I don't even own a gun, and have been on the shy/quiet side my whole life. It's not just rapists I want to hurt. Even casual misogyny infuriates me. I'm addicted to reading sexist shit online, it gets me worked up in a rage and I masturbate thinking about causing pain to these anonymous shitdicks. How can I let go of this anger?

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I have a friend who is a nerdy obese girl. She isn't very attractive and is kind of a sperglord, I hung out with her because i like playing video games with her. A couple months ago she asked me out of the blue if she could touch my sick, from then on she's been getting me off on the regular. Lately i have been wondering why... She's dressing how i tell her, wearing make up and styling her hair, wearing lingerie under her clothes, sucking me, jacking me, using her tits.

I don't want to break off what's going on, its way too good, she gets me off a bunch, she talks about wanting to watch me fuck other women. Do I continue? Am I hurting her? Should I try to actually fuck her?

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Okay so, I'm confused with myself.

I find women visually appealing. I masturbate while thinking of their bodies quite frequently. I like to touch their bodies too, and I'm not a virgin.
Now thats all well and good, but here's where my confusion sets in. Not once in my entire 3 year relationship (2.5 of which I lived with her) did I initiate sex. She was always dtf, and constantly threw herself at me, but most of the time I would turn her down. We would go months at a time without sex, and it didn't bother me. She on the other hand, would feel sad/unnatractive which I understand, so most of the times we had sex was just out of pity for her.
Undoubtedly, this led to us breaking up a few months back. I'm not looking to get her back or anything, I just wanna know what's wrong with me. I'm a 21 year old dude who had an endless supply of pussy and I didn't want it.

Am I asexual? Something else? Retarded? Thoughts?

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