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Teach me makeup 2016-03-10 01:52:18 Post No.16897077
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Teach me makeup
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I don't want anything that's going to be bad for my skin. Looking for organic makeup that wasn't tested on animals. Goal is wearing minimal makeup while looking good. Basically want to look like I'm not wearing makeup even though I am.
Completely lost with what to do. Someone suggested I try Jane Iredale makeup and I was looking at their starter it thing: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00HTDSWR4/ref=mp_s_a_1_5_s_it?qid=1457574222&sr=1-5&keywords=iredale
But didn't know which one to buy (light? Medium light?)
Anyway teach me makeup thx <3
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>>>/cgl/ will help you
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>>16897077
Kill yourself you useless tranny scum. You're not a real female and you know it.
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Eat mud and arsenic to get that perma blush
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Doctors/medical students advice 2016-03-10 00:43:15 Post No.16896809
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Doctors/medical students advice
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I've been an alcoholic for 8 years.
I drink 3 and sometimes 4 handles of 100 proof vodka a week.
Lately I have begun to experience vomiting daily (when I'm sober, never drunk), and blood in my shit or sometimes no shit and all blood. I don't have jaundice (sp?), because my eyes and skin do not look yellow at all. But I have had very dark circles under my eyes for 6 years. I also get very severe stomach pain when I'm sober
What do you think is wrong? Also what supplements can I take to make it easier on my body?
I can't go to a doctor and don't want to/can't physically stop drinking alcohol
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Sounds like liver failure, which is quite literally life threatening.
You need to see a doctor before you die.
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Not sure if this is relevant but I also had blunt trauma to my chest 8 years ago in the Army. I was shot with a high caliber handgun at close range wearing only soft armor (no plates). It didn't penetrate but I remember that I had spit up a bit of blood after that incident. But was checked out and released by drs
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Literally shitting pure blood is not good at all. See a doctor immediately.
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how the fuck do I break up with a girl?
It's not like she did anything wrong, or anything. I just notice that she makes me feel more bad than she makes me feel good.
Like if we're together, she calls me stupid. A lot. It starts off sounding like a joke, but after a while I am not so sure and it makes me start to feel insecure. I have a masters in computer science too.
On top of that, she seems to think extremely highly of herself, to the level where it seems bordering on delusional. To me it always comes off as scummy, elitist, or even kinda sickening at times.
As in, she immediately views her own preferences as seemingly superior to other peoples'. She views herself at a higher social class than everyone else. She thinks she's "above" a lot of things. Like if I want to go to a pub, she seems to view it as beneath her and won't go.
The last thing, that I really don't know how to tell her. She's Asian (as in, actually from China Asian) and I am your average Italian/French/Swiss heritage American guy.
At times it just feels like I don't really see myself with her. I feel like I see myself with another American white girl who has more in common with me
What tell her?
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>>16896707
How long have y'all been together?
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"Yo girl, im breaking up with you"
wow its so easy
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>>16896723
Little less than a year
she kind of changed a lot recently
How am I not supposed to feel insecure about having no girth? Having a needle dick?
Literally everywhere I look people just talk about how important girth is for sex.
Meanwhile I have just under 4.5" of girth and condoms just barely fit on.
Everyone then says "oh well size doesn't matter."
Well if size didn't fucking matter then why does everyone talk about how great girth is? The two fucking things don't add up.
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Mysize condoms, they'll have your size
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I'm sorry bro.
You have to play the cards you were dealt. Maybe try pumps or wear a cocksleeve if its such a big issue for you? I've heard jelqing gives you more girth gains than length but honestly i think all jelqing claims are false.
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>>16896686
its not about condoms fitting its about being physically inadequate.
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I feel miserable when I'm by myself 2016-03-09 23:20:48 Post No.16896492
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It doesn't happen all the time, but when I'm by myself, away from my friends I sometimes get really really upset/depressed for no reason. Maybe it's because I'm around them so much I'm just not used to being alone, maybe it's something much worse, idk. All I do know is that this isn't good for me and I need to work on solving whatever it is that's causing this.
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>>16896492
You're just an extrovert, probably.
What exactly bothers you? Is it negative thoughts or does you mood just get bad inexplicably? Any details at all?
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>>16896613
I don't really get any negative thoughts, just my mood drops and I want nothing more than to just be hanging out with them.
The really weird thing is 3 or 4 years ago I was introverted as fuck. I wanted to do nothing but stay in and play vidya and listen to music 24/7. My friends pretty much had to drag me out in order to get me to do anyhting
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>>16896622
How old were you then?
Generally, if you're a teenager or coming out of being a teenager, this can be a thing that switches up.
Sounds like you're an extrovert now. The solution is to just hang out with your friends when you want to.
Do women like when men they dont know come up to them and use game to get their number?
I always thought about doing it but I always thought women saw it as something rude to do
should I stop thinking about it and do it?
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Opinions on it would vary from person to person.
Personally, I'd find it kinda weird, but that's just cause I'm pretty socially awkward, but I know a few girls who'd be all over it.
I'd say just go for it, worst case scenario, you get nothing, so you're not losing out.
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It's called picking up a girl, and if you need to ask this question then you'll probably fuck it up, but it's not like it matters as long as you learn why you fucked it up.
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No, we don't.
Hey everyone,
I really need some /adv/ from you guys. So here is the deal:
I've been in a pretty perfect relationship throughout the last six years, with i girl i deeply love: we have common life goals, a common plan, we like the same stuff, we have both graduated from college and have a pretty nice job making and life is going well in all fields.
Except one.
We started in the end of 2009 (I was 18 and she was 19 y old) and in mid-2012 our sex life has started to struggle.
Firstly, she started to resist saying things I felt like excuses: my head/stomach/wtv hurts; we just ate so we can't have sex or I will feel sick; we need to sleep or otherwise we'll sleep only 5 hours; I'm tired; we're still living with our parents houses, so they might hear it and it turns me down; etc.
I tried to fix things. See if when we went a couple days off and slept at an hotel things worked out differently. At first, it did, now it's pretty much the same wherever the place, time or what i do (be romantic, prepare things, etc.)
Next, I started feeling bad about myself. Was it me? Did I perform poorly? Was about my appearance?
We were having sex on a week/every 2 week basis during 2013. But it was so difficult to have sex that everytime we had it, I felt like I need to push a f*cking moutain to score.
I insisted a lot about trying couples therapy. I felt that I was too young for that and she also tried to ignore she had a problem (although ex-bf broke up with her about the same issue).
Eventually she agreed on the therapy and we started last year (only about 6 or 7 sessions).
Point of situation?
If I don't make a move, 95% we don't have sex. I can say things are slightly better, at least she doesn't feel disgusted about sex anymore and she feels ok to masturbate me when she doesn't want to have vaginal sex (which we don't have for more than 3 months).
Any adv? Anyone experienced the same? Tysm in advance
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>>16896084
its typical for sexual attraction to fade over time. its not that you have become ugly, shes just used to you. its the reason marriages become sexless. unfortunately men have the urge to fuck, but women dont. men kind of NEED it. their penis decides. women dont. they need to be seduced. sometimes a hot body is all they need. but if they've seen that hot body a thousand times, their libido stops responding to it.
its the reason you get a boner seeing a stranger in a bra, but need to work to get hard with your wife of 10 years. its unfortunately just nature.
the best way to combat it is to seduce her. the phrase 'no means 'try harder'' may seem offensive, but its true that women need to be turned on, whereas men inherently are.
the best way to do that is to find the little tricks that turn your wife on. visual? tactile? a little bit of both? generally speaking asking and talking about sex is a moodkiller. going straight for the kill can be too.
its way easier to seduce your wife by giving her a massage that starts off as physical, then slowly turns sexual. you'll have to put effort in from here on out unfortunately.
a little bit of wine (a little, like one glass) a nice massage while you watch TV, and slowly teasing your way to her vag is a good way to do it. make the rest of her body feel good (an experience she wont consider sexual until its too late) will make her vag open up.
sometimes the role is reversed. im a dude, but i dont get hard as easily seeing my wife. but she learned what turns me on and goes for it. when she wants to have sex she generally takes out a random book, gets on the bed, and lays down in such a way that her ass is slightly in the air. shes got an amazing butt, so seeing her with her butt slightly raised gets me going. i tend to go over just to smack and play with it, but end up getting roped in to fucking her.
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I'm going to type you something longer OP, give me 10 min.
I'm also in a sexless relationship.
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You need to ask yourself more serious questions.
-Do I want to marry her someday?
-Would we have kids?
She may be all that and a bag of chips, but not being interested in having sex is a big red flag. If you do marry, expect less sex. If you get her pregnant, expect less. And when she has the kid, expect none for long long periods of time. Basically your situation will get worse. I can guarantee that once you get married she won't be willing to go to therapy.
Are you prepared for that?
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How do you tolerate women?
Most of them seem like vapid, short-sighted retards who care about nothing and have no values or convictions. They also have no higher sense of reasoning, as I'm sure the reaction of any woman reading this will be "you're just mad because you don't have sex" despite having no idea who I am.
Is there some kind of secret to not hating pretty much every woman I meet? I wish I was gay so I didn't feel the desire the fuck them.
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Most men are just as vapid and apathetic. Both men and and woman that are worth meeting are rare individuals
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That's the game. God punished women by giving them painful childbirth. God punished men by making us have to deal with women.
Old joke, but a true joke.
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Depends on the women.
Femanon, so I will be biased, obviously, but I know some really nice, chill girls, but on the other end of the spectrum, I know some real cunts.
I understand hating people, since I'm pretty anti-social. The trick to not hating every person you meet is to just go in with an open mind. Don't expect them to be a cunt, expect them to just be a person.
Okay so I just need some time out of your day please. My anxiety is fucking eating me alive and I have nowhere to turn.
Gf was supposed to get her period fen 12-15. It's now March 9 and still no period... She's on. It th control and just this month she started a new type of pill but she was also on anti biotics. Yes I came in her but now we took about 20 pregnancy tests since then and all were negative... There was one that looked like the faintest of faint blue line but she said there was no line and said I was seeing things...
Could she still be pregnant? Am I over reacting and going nuts?
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If you've done multiple tests and they're all negative, then you're most likely fine.
Sometimes stuff is just late, but if she doesn't get her period soon, maybe go to a doctor or something.
Use a condom in the future, save yourself this kind of stress.
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>>16896050
Yeah I am gonna start using one... The other thing was we had a doctor pee test that was negative about a week and a half ago. I just get horrible anxiety and need a definite answer
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Antibiotics can interfere with the effectiveness of the pill. She could be pregnant but it's probably still too early to tell.
What makes a person attractive? I am a woman.
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big dickz n big titz
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>>16895904
platitude bot says
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Good and virtuous character.
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Suicide: What Should I Do? Edition 2016-03-09 18:32:59 Post No.16895616
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I’m going to kill myself very soon. I’m going to try to do the old helium trick and if I can’t get access to a tank of it I’m just going to blow my brains out with one of my father’s pistols.
What should I do in the days before I end it? Should I write a suicide note? Will it comfort people I leave behind in any way? Should I make a will (I'm 20 years old)? Where should I do it? Should I go out in the woods or stay a night at a motel? Should I spend the last few days with my folks or just act like nothing’s going on?
Should I even go through with it?
I know /adv/ gets posts like this 24/7 but I don’t know a better place to ask this. If you need more information, I’ll be happy to post.
Thanks
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Yeah, tell us why you are going to kill yourself please.
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I know I'm just a stranger OP, but I was literally just released from the hospital Monday after I tried to kill myself.
You are loved, wanted, and appreciated. I know this is white knight faggotry or whatever, but try to at least call a suicide hotline.
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>>16895616
Can I have your stuff after you're dead?
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How do I find a girl into pegging?
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i can hook you up with my ex
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>>16895268
Why is she your ex?
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>>16895256
Same, I need one.
>or a guy who fits my picky profile, which won't happen
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im what some might call a geek or nerd or whatever.
thing is i cant stand other geeks or nerds. i dont like being around them- the thought of being surrounded by them at a con repulses me (i went to one ONCE and never again).
i fucking hate the way the shit i used to love has been comoditized and has been packaged and marketed as a "culture" or "lifestyle" or as some kind of fucking identity.
fake or real geeks or whatever- i just cant stand to be around them. what is wrong with me? i know these people arent bad people- yet im filled with repulsion when im bombarded with this shit every where i look and go.
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Yeah I've been watching anime since the 80s but can't stand the spergs you see at cons or on /a/ nowadays.
Do you have any very close friends? I have two best friends now at age 30 and we're completely different types of people but we each love /vr/ and good anime. There are normal people out there who like the esoteric things you like. Or maybe even try to introduce your interests to a good friend you already have.
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>>16895169
>what is wrong with me?
Nothing, the geek fandom is just prolonged childhood/adolescence, and at the back of your mind you know that this stuff is just embarrassingly juvenile.
It's OK to indulge in it from time to time but geeks have formed a entire identity around it.
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>>16895192
yea im around 30 too and ive been playing video games and watching anime and horror movies since i was a kid.
i used to have close friends with similar interests who were more or less people who werent obnoxious retards, but since have moved away and started their own families. im pretty much friendless with the exception of a few online friends but i dont like to count them because i only know them as text and fucking picture.
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Why do normies pretend to be happy 24/7? Or seems like they're always laughing and smiling, always super excited about something, always putting on a veneer of positivity. But why? It's obviously fake, because no one could possibly have the energy to act like that for more than a few minutes and only when something really spectacular happens. I just really don't believe that everyone is actually feeling all the emotions they pretend to feel. So my questions are:
>What's the point of this act?
>Am I immediately spotted as an outsider because I don't put on the act?
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>I'm not happy with life.
>Therefore, NO one is happy with life.
This is your logic and it is undeniably wrong.
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>>16895132
There's a difference between being content with life and pretending to always be feeling some powerful emotion, idiot.
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Back to /r9k/, faggot.
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Hey /adv/,
My gf is pretty insecure and thinks she can't come up with ideas. She gets paralysed by choices and quite often just stalls until someone else makes the choice for her. She has no confidence to give or even to form opinions on basically anything subjective (films, books, music, etc.). She has preferences, but can't articulate them. She obviously wants to attempt creative hobbies, but doesn't have the confidence to do it. She's usually too embarrassed to talk about her interest in that stuff, probably because she thinks it's an unrealistic dream.
Basically, I want to encourage her to be more confident, trust in her own ability to make decisions and to have a go at the creative hobbies she's afraid of. I'm not sure about the best approach though, so I'd like to know what your ideas are.
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>>16894857
I would tell you to encourage her, but in reality most woman are quite stupid and cannot come up with good ideas. The rare few shine through, but in most cases women lack creativity and tend to lean toward cowardice. Many men do so as well, but many woman are quite lacking in what could make a person great.
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>>16894875
I've already decided to encourage her. I've come here for help figuring out how I should go about it.
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>>16894877
You're banging your head against a rock
Just tell her that her sandwiches are pretty phenomenal and that you're really impressed with the creative way she sliced the sandwich diagonally.