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So..
My brother started acting weird about a year ago. He's always been into yoga and meditation/a low ambition guy, but he's really just dropping off the face of the Earth after his girlfriend left him.
He quit his full time office job to take a job as a chef at The Original Pancake house. He quit eating meat. Most of the time he's just meditating or going camping/hiking. Last I visited him and found him meditating out behind his place in the snow. He was just in shorts and nothing else (12 degrees F while humid and windy). He said he can keep that up for about 45 minutes to 1 and a half hours. I timed him and he was fine and came in after an hour. He didn't even turn red or have signs of frost bite. I thought that was cool but then he told me he has been fasting for ten days straight now. I'm not sure if this will kill him or not. I really want him to eat. It has been 22 days into his fast now. He looks alright, just skinnier, but I'm sure he'll die if he keeps up his weird spiritual shit.
How should I snap him out of this?
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Don't know what to tell you, everyone has got to live their own life.
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>>16893116
Force feed him and tell him to stop being a dumb bitch.
Problem solved.
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>>16893188
Now that he's thinner I probably could. I've never been able to beat my older brother at any wrestling or anything like that.
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What should my target demographic be as a single mom when I'm trying to get a boyfriend? 35+ year old men? I feel like guys in their 20s won't want to date me seriously.
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>dating a single mom
No hymen no diamond
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>>16892924
Age?
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>>16892934
I'm 24.
>be really lonely last night
>get horny as fuck and jerk it 4 times
>dick so sore I can't get it up if I want to
>gf just texts me and says she wants fuck
Fuck what do I do?
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Text her "well fuck you too!", cut off your phone, and go to sleep.
Sure, there will be drama, but you can just play it off as a simple misunderstanding the next day. Your dick will have healed sufficiently by then.
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Why didn't you just go force yourself on your girlfriend last night?
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Just tell her you will lick her sweaty slimey cunt if she just deepthroats you dick first and lets you finish in her throat and have your penis covered with warm vomit.
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Hey adv i need to know what you would do you were dating a girl and helping her out of a abusive relationship and then she leaves you and you figure out she was using you and she says she wants to be friends i am pissed
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Been there man. I know it sucks, but the best thing for you to do really is to just move on. Find something to keep you occupied, look for another girl. This one is obviously not worth your time. You've probably heard that before but that's because it's the truth. Do you have any hobbies?
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Lately ive been getting into to smoking and playing the bass and ceramics
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And ive deleted everything tomorrow me and my friends are burning a drawing i made her
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I figured out that I am actually the crazy and I date for drama, I pick emotionally unstable girls so that I can get pissed and get the high blood pressure. Is there way to end this?
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I do that to, but it has to do with the fact that.
1. It's much easier to get with crazy girls
2. Weird people are fun
3. Im a weirdo myself, so they can't judge me
4. Normal girls make me nervous and they are also really boring.
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>>16892783
You are absolutely right. However, every time I walk away from her place with a broken heart or something, I just want to fuck my shit up, not really physically but like eat a bunch of waffles although I am trying to lift properly.
I ask myself, whether it is worth it or if I should just become a normie.
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>>16892742
Dunno, you could getting yourself in such deep shit, that might just swear off drama? Something like homebreaking? It's a great way to make enemies and a near limitless supply of drama. The downside being you can't stop it unless you pretty much skip town/country.
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My girlfriend just dumped me.
I was so fucking in love with her. I feel sick to my stomach. Every cell in my body feels like it's in a state of shock. I can hardly move. I feel like a cripple. I didn't sleep at all last night. I feel like crying and there's a pain in my chest. I've always felt like she was out of my league. She just has a more attractive face than me. I feel like killing myself. I hate this fucking planet and this fucking world that I live in. I just want her to tell me that she wants me back and that she loves me and that she's sorry. I just want to hold her again. I feel like crying. I wish I was so attractive that nobody would ever leave me. FUCK THIS. I want to just die right now. Please help me, anybody.
Please tell me what I need to do right now and I'll do it.
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>>16892587
Don't be a pussy.
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>>16892587
>Please tell me what I need to do right now and I'll do it.
listen to early post-punk
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10 bucks says some Chad is already balls deep in her ass.
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Femanon here. So I really regret something I did today and I feel horrible.
>be me, 18, waiting for class to start
>class is at 3:30 and it's 1
>as I'm waiting (reading) this guy comes up and introduces himself
>asks if I smoke weed
>say sometimes (not really )
>asks if I wanna smoke and I say I guess
>His other friend is there
>get in car
>after a while one tries to feel me up
>have do a hand job on him
>extremely awkward , I never even kissed a guy before
>guy tried getting me to do a bj but I am adamant on not doing that
>later have me show them my boobs, they feel it.
>start smoking a joint
>guy and friend switch places
>now I'm give a hang job to this guy
>really just wanna go back
>they start driving to the college
>as I get out they may next week
>say idk and leave
>go to bathroom and wash my hands for 10 minutes
>wash out my eyes
>go back to wait for class to start
It's 2:30 now. I feel so bad. I'm so stupid, I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't realize it til they started feeling me up and by then panicked. They were driving during most of this and I had no idea where we were. I wanna forget but my I can't even use my hands I feel so disgusted. I know it's my faultv and I shouldn't have gotten in, in the first place. I think they took pictures too they had they're phone out a lot. How can I forget about this. I feel so ashamed.
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>>16892560
lame. it wasnt exactly rape in the strictest sense, but it probably would have been if you put up a fight. you got away without sucking a cock at least.
id go to a couple free counseling sessions if your school offers anything of that sort (pro-tip: it does) and if not ask your parents to see a therapist for just a little bit. say its nothing super serious but you need some tiny bit of counseling.
you'[ll talk about it, realize the mistakes you made, and think twice about getting into a strangers car to get a drug you dont even take.
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>>16892574
I'll look up for the counsel sessions. I know it wasn't rape but I'm glad I got a way with with what I did without being absolutely forced to do it. I can't get over how dumb I am for being this naive.
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You were stupid to jump into a car with strangers, but you shouldn't feel weird about the sexual things because after all it's just sex.
Based on your statements, you probably should have more of it, with some person that matters to you of course.
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Would dads have sex with their daughters given the chance?
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>>16892531
Only filthy degenerates and pedos
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Depends, is my daughter hot?
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It's weird because part of me is pretty sure i wouldn't actually do it, part of me is scared that i might do it and part of me has been fantasizing about little girls.
That's why im never having children, you never know what might happen.
Even if i managed to avoid it, it would probably still be apparent to the girl in question that im repressing my desires for he naked body.
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>buy tickets to event for bf and i
>have to cancel because family emergency (have to take care of ill mother)
>trying to sell the tickets, but no one is buying
>i emailed the tickets to my bf to print them out for us before I cancelled
>tell bf i still cant sell the tickets
>hes told me today to just let him go with one of our friends
>friend is male so its not the issue
>told him I'd be so hurt because its my fave band and wanted to see them, why would he go without me?
>it was something i planned and paid for for us
>said "well, I have the tickets, so I can still just go"
>started an argument
>tell bf I have so much fucking stress from mom being ill that he's so fucked up if he's going to steal my tickets and take someone else to something I've been dying to go to
Now I'm questioning if I'm just being selfish... It's just... it was like our date. I paid for them. He doesn't even want to pay me back for the tickets if he goes.
Am I being the jerk here, or is he? I feel like he doesn't understand how much I wanted to go. How it wasn't only about the band, but it was just something we were going to do together...
What do?
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youre being selfish but lol at not paying you for the tickets
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Are you mainly upset about losing the money, or about not being able to go there with your bf?
You could look at the tickets as a gift to your bf, showing how much you love him (consider his going to the concert with his friend as a gift from you). In this case though, i think that you should expect something back in return from your bf. Maybe tell him that?
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>>16892509
You're both kind of being jerks desu. If you really cannot sell these tickets, what would you rather do? Just waste them? Print them out and tear them up? Do you want to go so badly that you would rather him not get to go?
That said, him threatening to print the tickets regardless, not even paying you for them is a real asshole move.
You should both be trying to make alternate plans for another date together.
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Whenever i walk past this church and cemetery near my house when I walk to town I always wondered if there is actually a higher power or something after death. I used to think of myself as a full-on athiest but im not so sure anymore. Has anyone else who thinks themself an anthiest recently started questioning their way of thinking and/or have any advice
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>>16892415
yes actually. and now i kind of run a spiritual cult type thing. life is strange.
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I guess you haven't read any philosophy, and you just started out being inquisitive about life in general? You should check out this article if you're just starting out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphysics
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>>16892429
>I guess you haven't read any philosophy
It's like it's impossible to be an atheist without being a condescending know-it-all.
>inb4 you explain why you are justified in being a condescending know-it-all
> 18
> male
>Virgen
My friend is going to a party and managed to get me an invite. I plan on leaving the party without my virginity. I have no idea how to flirt. How do I get laid? I'm not nervous around women and the alcohol should loosen up any tenacious nerves.
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>>16892174
its not a cheat code. there isnt a certain set of buttons you hit. i wouldnt recommend trying to lose your virginity. go and have fun.
girls dont come here to get laid. they come here to have fun. sometimes sex is an extension of fun. but when a guy comes sniffing and can't even feign interest in the rest of the night, she turns him down. why would she just want to throw herself at someone?
go, have fun, talk to a few qts and see what happens
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Awkward fucks like you do not get laid at parties.
Girls who wanna bang at parties are looking for charming, masculine, aggressive, and sexual men. You are not this.
Awkward fucks like you get laid after a few months of online dating.
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>>16892174
>plan on leaving the party without my virginity. I have no idea how to flirt
its not gonna happen
go out and meet girls, if youre lucky a pissdrunk qt might kiss you
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I lied to my partner's face the other night.
I went behind his back and looked through his browsing history. He had left the house for a few short minutes, and upon his return he realized the screen was different. He turned and asked, "Did you do something to my computer?". I said, " No." Twice. I don't know why I did it and I know it was a stupid decision. Disgustingly so. The truth came out when he pressed further. Idek why I couldn't just tell him.
There have been so many instances in which I have expressed distrusted him, which have resulted in me doing things which give him actual, ample reason to not trust me (like the aforementioned example).
I know the only way to change this is by being honest all the time. I don't feel this is enough. I feel like I royally fucked things.
Not sure what advice to ask for...how 2 develop trust? Is becoming trustworthy the only option? Or is there more I could do?
I feel lost. Go ahead and give me your worst. Nothing could blows he through at me that night.
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>>16892147
Wow, what in the actual fuck my type-o's;
expressedly*
*Nothing could trump the blows he threw at me that night.
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>>16892161
>Nothing could trump the blows he threw at me that night.
Well now you got me curious. What'd he say about you?
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well, you fucked up a little
don't expect to gain trust instantly, you'll have to work for it, for example taking your hands off his computer
there is no secret for this
Don't know who to support in the race for presidency
Currently back John Kasich, but may not get nomination.
So 4chan, who do I need to vote for?
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>>16892066
TRUMP 2016
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Sanders or you're retarded.
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>>16892081
Sanders if you're a liberal nigger and don't understand economics
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Should I stay or should I go? 2016-03-08 20:31:46 Post No.16892049
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Should I stay or should I go?
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First time posting on this board. Don't really know what to expect..
Here's my story in a nutshell. I can expand on it if anyone responds.
I'm 30 years old and have been planning to move away for a year or 2 to another country since last year. However in September I managed to get a co-worker pregnant. We get along really well but aren't really in a relationship.
When we first found out I was shocked and felt like running away, but I've got used to the idea as time has gone on and am now even happy about it.
The thing is, we're not together, and are currently living in a city I don't want to stay in.
The baby is due in June and I don't know whether to stay here and be miserable in my surroundings while being happy with my son, and trying to parent with a woman I'm not together with.. or whether to go ahead with my plan to move away, and keep in touch over skype as much as possible.
I do feel like I need a last adventure but don't want to risk regretting missing the first year or so of my son's life. Neither do I want to become bitter that I stayed for him and didn't travel or see as much of the world as I wanted to.
any advice much appreciated!
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>>16892049
Take a month or two vacation. Now. As in, leave next month and come back before the baby is born. That's a fine compromise. You can go do whatever you want, then be back to raise your kid.
Or go away for a couple of years. The kid won't know the difference. But you will. And you can never get those first precious years back. And you're trusting a woman you don't really know to raise him properly on her own.
Overall, you've fucked yourself and it's time to man up and take care of responsibilities. The last thing this world needs is another fucked up teenage boy with dad issues.
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Does the mother want you in the child's life?
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He didnt fuck himself over, women have someting called "reproduktive rights" she could have had an abortion. She will use this kid to gain childsupport money for 18-20 years. Life is too short.
What do you guys most hot and attractive for a girl to wear on a first date .... I'm blonde 18 and 5'3 with good boobs .. I'm going on a date in three weeks and have no idea how to knock his socks off haven't seen him in 8 months.
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>>16891928
Tight black dress that shows off your boobs and a normal pair of heels. Easy.
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It depends entirely on the guy, as well as the place you're going for the date. Just take your best guess.
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Holy fuck, Matt doesn't give a shit about you. Let it go.