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>Go to job interview
>Reviewers are two millennials
>Answer their questions pretty well, with details relating to the job applying for
>They only ask three before asking if I had any
>I ask a few - and it quickly becomes casual conversation, like workplace banter I wouldn't expect until a month or so in - to the point of them partially admitting that the job is pretty lame desu but whatever
>I try not to let it get out of hand, I turn conversation back to my qualifications at opportunity and remain upbeat about the possibility of being hired
So I can't really tell - were they casual because they weren't taking me seriously as a candidate, or because they liked me and were comfortable with me?
Pls help a poor lost assburger.
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Probably the second. I think your chances are good. Best of luck, OP, I'm trying to get out of my dead end job, too.
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>>16900551
Sounds good to me, OP...hell, better than good. Make sure to send a thank you note and follow-up on your application status a week later.
Only a trained professional can diagnose you with Asperger's. Don't self-diagnose and don't use a diagnosis as an excuse, should you get examined.
Good luck with the job.
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>>16900551
Wouldn't you want to hire someone you can talk to comfortably rather than someone who's quiet and difficult to converse with?
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So I have two springer spaniels and suddenly they've become much more aggressive.
Our father is currently in the hospital for chemo and that means the dogs haven't seen him for a few days. They also are in their cages for about 8 hours a day due to me and my mother's jobs.
Last night they got into a skuffle with one another and one accidentally bit my hand. That has NEVER happened with them before. Today they are barking and going nuts in our yard because our neighbor brought her new dog outside. They bark at other dogs, sure. But to the extend where they DON'T listen to us when we try and call them in? Never happens.
Even in the home they've been growling and nipping at each other.
Can any dog expert help us?
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>>16900532
>They also are in their cages for about 8 hours a day
This doesn't take an expert
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>havent seen their master
>cages 8 HOURS A DAY (jesus..that's terrible)
you need to be the dominant one and correct bad behavior and NEED to give them crazy exercise.
i learn this from cesar milan
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>>16900532
The pecking order is now unclear and they are trying to establish dominance over each other and perhaps you and your mom.
>>16900549
This.
Watch some Cesar Milan.
Establish dominance. Use his finger grip method.
Provide exercise. Even a treadmill works. But walks help dominance and bonding.
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What do I do when I wake up with a throbbing headache for no obvious reason?
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>>16900512
Get more/better sleep.
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Cancer.
Go to a fucking doctor, how do you think /adv/ is going to give you a decent answer to that question?
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For how long do you usually sleep?
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night for some reason?
What do you eat / drink before you go to bed? How long before going to bed?
Do you sleep on the side usually, or the back?
Do you take any medicines or drugs?
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Is it considered as cheating if I jerk off on webcam with other people? What is the difference to watching porn?
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>>16900508
Ask your unfortunate partner, not us
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Sigh.
I broke up with my bf for this kind of shit. Seriously, unless she isn't fucking you...there is no reason to do this. Get it together.
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>>16900508
...how unfulfilling are you people's sex lives that you feel the NEED to do shit like this?
Every relationship I've ever been in, I've had enough access to great sex that I didn't even consider watching grainy video footage of drugged up slags shoving golf balls up their holes. Value what you have before it gets up and leaves you for being a bag of slime.
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Hey i need advice from any bird-fags
My dog just died so i got myself a new pet
a parrot. And i need an /adv/ice on what to feed him
I got him a small bowl of water and some apple seeds that i have (i have a lot of apples)
I dont have that much money on bird food so can i continue with this food?
and also any tips on how to teach him tricks? ive been giving him some sweets like crackers (i saw that in movie) and some chocolate.
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DO NOT FEED HIM CHOCOLATE! !!! FUCK OP YOUR GONNA KILL YOUR BIRD. WHAT Species of parrot is it?
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Post a picture of your bird. I need to see his beak and something to compare his size with
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Op here, HE CANT DIE I SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON HIM (brown headed)
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What design aesthetic does this resemble?
I was thinking new york cafe but I'm not sure what kind of decade
Pls help
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>>16900448 we are nit doing your homework for you. Gtfo
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>>16900448
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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Professor of math class sent out an announcement which says "I have noticed many students have been cheating on my last few homework assignments. Some outright plagiarizing from online, some changing a few words, and some clearly reading online solutions and then trying to write them in their own words without understanding what they're saying. All of these are absolutely unacceptable and unfair to the students who make an effort, and something needs to be done. We will discuss this as a group in our next class."
For some reason, I'm really scared to go to class.
My answers are in my own words, but have lots of logical gaps because I didn't know things and used my tutors' answers for help and I think one of my tutors, a friend of mine, might have looked online. So it might look bad for me.
If I bring in all my notes showing that I understand the material fully and that my answers represent my work, will that help?
I'm freaking out, what can I do?
Does the fact that many students did something, or that I didn't receive a personal e-mail or anything, change anything?
I've got a past cheating on my record from a different professor, which has already been all dealt with, but it means I have no credibility in this kind of situation.
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Plus there are questions on my homework assignments which I left blank because I simply didn't know the answer and I'm fairly certain my homework scores were not very high to begin with, so all of this is pretty good evidence to show I'm ok, right?
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It doesn't sound like you're in trouble yet, but he's going to give you a warning in class as a group, and if it continues then he'll take further action. I wouldn't worry for now, but do your own work next time.
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Wait, let me get this straight, you did your homework, but you're scared the teacher might assume you plagiarized it or something?
Are you in 4th grade or something?
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So it's known that you shouldn't do things like work where you sleep, and play where you work. Ie: Don't watch movies and play games in the same place.
However I have one room for everything. My computer I work on is the one I play on etc. And I often watch movies from bed since I have no couch. So everything has blended together and I never fully am able to focus on what I am doing at any given point. What is something I can do to regain my focus and seperate where I do different things?
Puppy for your advice
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>>16900403
That's fucking stupid.
Never listen to what others say.
Find your own way and do what feels comfortable to YOU.
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>>16900403
Most of these things are just stupid. Ignore them. They are not the reason you can't focus. Maybe it's just because you're just lacking interest in what you're doing or maybe it's some disorder. Who knows?
The only "dont x where you y" that may hold some truth are the ones related to sleep, but you don't need to worry about them if you can sleep fine.
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How much does one's individual penis size vary?
Like, my cock seems bigger sometimes than it does others. The reason I ask is because today my dick seems extra thick, and veiny. Like, I got a boner, and went to fap and was surprised at the girth of my wang.
What dictates it being slightly larger or smaller on any given day? It's been a while since I've fapped or came, is that it?
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i can offer no help other than saying that something similar happened to me recently. It seemed like once I started having sex with my girlfriend regularly (at least once a week) my dick seemed to get a little larger in both length and girth. However, I'm not sure because other days it seemed to be back to the previous size, or a little smaller.
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im a straight male who was sexually molested once as a child by an older guy and then much later in life by my ex fiancee.
nobody really knows about the incident that happened to me as a child, but a select few know about the time when my ex got drunk and forced herself on me.
being used has something that has been a theme through out my life and to this day i have extreme trust issues. im always living in a constant state of doubt and suspicion of everyone including myself.
i dont like bringing up the fact that a woman raped me because it sounds unbelievable and i know i wont be taken seriously. i want to be able to trust people more but i just cant shake my intuition that always tells me "i better not".
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So what's your question?
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>>16900338
>i want to be able to trust people more but i just cant shake my intuition that always tells me "i better not".
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>>16900318
Why didn't you push her off you. Honestly if it's not violent strange rape I think you can just let things like this go. She took your dick for a joy ride. And as long everything is in place no need to be butthurt about it as long as it doesn't happen again.
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For the past year or so my mental health has been slipping.. All I can think about is existence and conciousness/life. I have intense feelings of surrealism (derealization) and have great fits of anger (breaking things, self harming - hitting myself, stabbing and cutting). I have also been thinking for the past few months or so that my military neighbors and nearly everyone is a part of some alien experiment and I am their isolationismesque experiment in which they see just how much negative mental health issues a human being can take - and if they are intelligent enough to create this environment then they are intelligent enough to create a disillusion in my perception - but I slowly hop back into what we call "reality". I just want to know if anyone else has ever been thru this... I know the first thing you're all going to think is "Schizophrenia" but that does nothing - all schizophrenia means is mental patterns and thinking that humans cannot understand. Is this common? or am I losing it.
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You should see a professional.
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>>16900307
I would like to but I have a hard time trusting psychiatrists since all they want to do is throw their pharmaceuticals at me and diagnose me with multiple mental illnesses.
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>>16900311
I know it's hard, but just give it a try. Just because something is a "drug" doesn't mean it's automatically bad for you. They are made with the intent of helping specific problems.
A good therapist will work closely with you to provide the both emotional support and proper medication.
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I bought some records on discogs from Portugal, and im in Clapistan.
Guy said he shipped them, after a month they never showed. He then said he resent the package, been 3 weeks and no records.
Can I safely assume that I am being dicked around?
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>>16900257
Yep
I learned years ago never buy anything online that isn't from Amazon after I got ripped off.
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>>16900257
I'm Portuguese, don't ever trust a Portuguese when it comes to selling things online.
That's one of the reasons that I don't like living here.
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Long story short
>always been a fat robot
>almost died two years ago because of me being a fat robot since always
>started eating better
>started exercising
>now I'm not fat anymore, lost 25kgs, started using adult clothes, looking even decent for the first time in my life
>still being a robot
>having breakfast and lunch in a bar near my office
>there's this girl talking to me every time I go there
>super qt6.28
>I'm not fooling myself thinking she's interested in me "that way" but surely she doesn't dislike to have me around
>I have NO IDEA what to do
>constantly fighting the idea to change and start having breakfast and lunch somewhere else
What the fuck do I do? Has any robot ever found himself in a similar situation? What the fuck am I supposed to do, to talk about? I haven't done anything interesting in like 12 years.
Pic unrelated: it's the first Google Images result for "super qt6,28"
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>>16900222
She's prol just being nice to you for tips.
The girls at bars always do that shit.
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After years of customer service, accounting, and office work...I have decided to say fuck it all & learn a trade skill.
There is an available position for a Journeyman Electrician for a nearby firm. No experience necessary. I want to apply, even if only for the application as an exercise or further, an interview.
What things should I keep in mind with this trade? What are people on the receiving end looking for in an inexperienced, potential apprentice?
>inb4 hard-working, detail oriented, beta-tier 'qualifications'
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>>16900166 my claps too you
But are they going to teach you everything? They accept that?
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>>16900179
Yes, so they say.
I still need to apply. Not sure how to sell myself...should I say, "I would be starting with basic knowledge of algebra and physics, but wish to pursue a career in which I can fully express my potential utilizing these skills." Or something to that effect?
I'm female, so I want to express myself in a way which exudes confidence and competence.
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I've just dropped out of uni for the second time. At this point, I realize that I'm not capable of doing anything right, and that I should purchase a weapon for suicide as fast as possible, but before I do that, I want to pay back my mother for tuition.
What's the best way to do this?
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>>16900163 I dropped out 3 times. But I see a psychiatrist for mental health issues... And I intend to start college again next year. Don't ever give up. If you work on it you can make yourself believe that you are capable. And then you do it. And then you finish it. And then you make it challenging and interesting for you.
I thinking this
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Don't do it, there is a better option seek help, its harder but worth it in the end.