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I took a shit today and noticed there were pinworms crawling on it. So how the fuck do I get rid of them? I don't want worms living in my ass

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> Male
> 18
> High and Tight short hair

I bought some anti-dandruff stuff from Walmart but it did fuck all for me. I need some real shit to get rid of this pain in the ass, any advice?

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Hi guys, I have launched a website on which you can begin stories, and other writers can complete them.

It is called nessir.com, it comes from the ottoman word for prose: "nesir" that is pronounced "nessir".

But ofcourse people can't get it, and it was a bad idea. I need a better name.

Any ideas?

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idk if this is allowed here but

im too paranoid to post my problems publicly negl

so would anyone be willing to kik me?

its a relationship issue

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General Tinder Tips?

Regarding:
>Bio
>Photos
>Pick up lines
>Messaging
>Swiping

Young guy just trying to put himself out there instead of complaining. Sometimes I get some golden advice on this board, so just seeing what's up.

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I want to blow up at my group. They rarely do their work, and when they do its done so poorly I just erase their content on google docs and write it myself. I explicitly told one of them to not just write "everything went well" for the conclusion, and he does exactly that.

I tried talking to the teacher about this and she just told me to deal with it basically. I'm about to lose it, how the fuck do you people handle these projects?

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Hey /adv/ I cheated on a trig exam today (made sure to get a C to avoid detection) I've calculated that no matter what I get after this exam I'll still pass. How likely will I be found out? Its a very very large class, but the exam was online (mymathlab) and used the same questions from our homework, the teacher is foreign if that makes any difference.

ethically Im cool with this because its one of those basic requirement courses and it has no relation to my major or future career.

Do you think im in the clear or will I get caught?

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I'm looking for serious advice here, I wanna sell my soul and become famous, can anyone give me or show me references to summoning or making a deal with the Devil? Much appreciated B, help me achieve Eternal damnation and rest assured you will see me giving shout outs if you help me make it.

Pic related.

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OK I want to take the viable path that takes "work." I'm aiming for computer science based on the point that programming seems to be needed in the future. I just want to work and know I'm not fucking over myself. I know we live in a society that has set rules that cater to happiness and sad. I've been depressed, but don't want to talk about it due to "staring into the abyss." I try to eat right and workout 6 times a week. I'm sort of paranoid, but I want to work on a path that ultimately is "comfortable." Am I using my time wisely? I interact with people, but I just feel all the time nervous because I need to act a certain way or shit will hit the fan. I'm trying to follow the program. I know many of you are around my age, but would like advice from 21+ primarily. I don't care for drugs or alcohol as that's not my interest anymore. I want to build relationships, but my social anxiety is super high. I'm trying to use what is considered normal with exercising and fashion. I just want to know what the actual "work" can be done to be well off.

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I'm just starting to date a girl and she is really really shy, we are going extremely slow

whats a good way to hold hands for the first time with her? I want to do something that will make it easy for her but also to make it clear that its not an accident

I'm going on a date with her next week where we'll be walking around a park at some point, my plan is to sit down with her on a bench for a bit, then ask how cold she is (she gets cold easily), and then ask to feel her hand to see if they're cold, then take her hand in both my hands as if I'm checking their temperature and go quiet for a bit and look her in the eyes while gently stroking her hand

any other tips or ideas for doing this that you guys have

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What are some missconceptions people have about actual hacking?

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hey /adv/.

since 2 years i've been sitting home, doing pretty much nothing. at the beginning it was really fucking good. because that was the only thing i wanted; being alone, doing nothing.

but after a while, it got boring. very boring actually. but now if i go out, after 1 or 2 hours i want to go back home.

it's like, i cant find anything interesting anymore online. everything looks average. no big surprises since 8-9 months.
the same thing when i talk to people. they fail to surprise me.


so now i really dont know what to do.
maybe you bastards have some advices for me to feel a bit less bored.

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Does a person have anger issues if when slightly frustrated, their voice gets sort of irritated, they sigh a lot or if when having an argument, they throw down the object they were holding in hands and raise their voice so high they're basicly screaming and spitting, possibly neighbors also hearing it?

Should I avoid being in a relationship with such a person?
(the argument was over the fact that his place is untidy and he wouldn't admit that he had the possibility to avoid leaving things all over the place and that I'd be careful and help cleaning up if there was some interest/initiative from him but he rejected all responsability blaming it all on job, on me, being in a hurry, leaving alone, etc. while i was accepting my fault in some things but he didn't in any)

Any input appreciated

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Dear Adv, what is a Word Slave? What does Word Slave mean? I've seen the term used quite a few times but never got what the term actually means. So what do, what's it mean? What is a : Word Slave ?

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So, my girlfriend is a volatile mix of some issues. Shes extremely insecure (and as a byproduct the definition of needy and openly admits she needs constant love and attention) and the most competitive person I have ever personally known.

The issues here are that sometimes I just want some alone time where I dont have to worry about catering to her every need. Instead of getting this time, I am forced to interact with her and it stops being something I enjoy and I am enthusiastic about, but becomes a chore and I try and sneak alone time in here and there just for her to begin to melt down and hate our relationship because I went a couple of hours without talking to her. Basically I get enough alone time to prevent me from totally being beat and throwing my hands up, but not enough to be as good of a boyfriend as I could. I have tried to speak about this with her before, but its a zero sum game.

Then there is the competitive spirit, a major issue in our close relationship that doesnt manifest in less important relationships for her. Because of our current living situations sometimes we have to go a month or two without being able to see each other, whereas normally we can spend a few nights with each other a week. So during this extended absences (Like right now for example, having not seen each other since the first weekend in February) our primary form of "bonding" is to play video games together since we both love to game. The issue is that I have to constantly play at a handicap as if I play at or beyond her level as I frequently do, she becomes wildly upset and refuses to play anymore. This limits us to basically one game to play together where it would be a massive investment in time for me to be on her level, and unlike her I appreciate variety in the games I play. Tonight for instance, I figured we both could enjoy playing something like Stardew Valley. She could do girl stuff, I could do guy stuff. I made more money. She was done. Wat do?