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Good senior quotes and also general quote thread
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"If you smile when you are sad the kindness in your heart comes out"
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Make America Great Again
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>>16901965
Alternatively this >>16901976

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What band posters do you guys have?

Ive never had stuff on my walls. bought this one just cause. Planning on buying tons more.
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>>16901939
Personally, I have N'Sync and Backstreet Boys
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was this like, meant for /mu/
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All game posters from preorders

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sent "disgusting cunt lol" to one disgusting cunt

and then "back stabbing faggot lol" to a back stabbing faggot

they'll know who it is. so now what?
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And not a single fuck was given that day
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you'll look worse if you back down from your now established insults. more context, anon?
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>>16901934
send dick pic to your mom, then continue drinking til you pass out.

also this >>16901942

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My friend just said that I'm sending her smoke signals. What does that mean?
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it means she is getting tired of waiting and wants you to make a move already, pussy
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Really? But she's in a long term relationship and were just friends. I don't want to come in between her and him.


What is the meaning of smoke signals anyway?
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Could it mean that I'm not making my intentions clear with her?

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I want to do a very simple animation in photoshop. I have the animation panel up, but how do I make it so that every frame is not exactly the same? Like, if I draw a star in one frame the same star immediately appears on every other frame. How can I make it so that each frame stands alone?
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Hi Anon.

Photoshop is not the best software to start trying animation out on. There is an animation thread on /ic/ that is your best bet.
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>>16901920
God fucking dammit kate leth
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>>16901920
got to kat . cr

download a crack (xforce usually)

get flash

it's still pretty complicated, but more accessible. and theres tons of video tutorials.

you're welcome

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Is it illegal to impersonate an employee at a hypermarket?

I was digging through some old stuff and I found my Fred Meyer outfit (complete with name tag and ribbons) from when I used to work there years ago.

I was thinking of wearing it to my local Fred Meyer (I live in different city from the one I worked at) and just shop or do some stupid shit. Any ideas of what I should do? Please give me SOPHISTICATED suggestions because I am an intellectual. I'm not going to do retarded shit like knock shelves down or defecate on something.

Is there any way I could get into legal trouble for doing this? I honestly don't care if I'm banned from that store, I'm moving shortly anyway.
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Why would you do something that retarded.
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>>16901923
Because I'm a stupid faggot.

I disagree with society on almost everything. It's hard for me to truly connect with people because they aren't passionate about anything and in general are just apathetic. I'm abstinent and I want a wife who is the same way. Every girl I find always ends up being bad for me in some way (either it be drugs or are liars who use me). None of them want to find the deeper joys in life. They only care about simple pleasure that will never satisfy them. I just want to find someone to legitimately love but I can't find them. The ones that are close don't want to love back either. No one I know is happy, they just fake it and they never want to ask why.
wtf wrong with me.
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you had me until abstinent. But you're not wrong. People aren't happy for the most part. But it sounds like you're more attentive to detail than most people are even to themselves. Remember, if you work on improving yourself and pushing past these things, you can attain a status from which you can be in a position to spread positive messages about self introspection to these people.

tl;dr be the change you want to see

cant help you with the abstinence tho, I love the p00sie
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>>16901833

>It's hard for me to truly connect with people because they aren't passionate about anything and in general are just apathetic.

Plenty of people who are excellent in their field (don't take that to mean "job") are passionate about what they do.

>I'm abstinent and I want a wife who is the same way.

Why are you denying yourself a basic pleasure and placing value on this denial?

>Every girl I find always ends up being bad for me in some way (either it be drugs or are liars who use me).

You are desperate or a shitty judge of character. Both of those are your fault, not society's.

>None of them want to find the deeper joys in life. They only care about simple pleasure that will never satisfy them.

See point one. I personally know a girl who is abstinent (out of choice) and passionate about her art.

>wtf wrong with me.

Probably poor, ugly, low iq, delusional, or some combination of those.
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>>16901839
I mean I love it too but I've tried to satisfy myself with it and it doesn't work. But you are right. I should be the person that i'm looking for.

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>Be nice around people I care about/have interest in.
>Have common courtesy.
>When someone wants to share something like an album or a movie I watch/listen to its entirety with them.
>Don't expect them to do the same for me but assume they would want to if they had the time.
>Try not to speak out of a place of ignorance.
>Try to criticize only when I believe that what someone is doing is wrong.
>Have deep, complex conversations with others.
>Just talk to people and try to reap the benefits for both of us.

>Get told I'm clingy and desperate by everyone.
Why? I'm just doing what my parents taught me to do. Am I just destined to be alone?
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>common courtesy

this. ill be honest the only thing that would make me agree with your friend is the attention seeking nature of your self description but it was to make a point

no, those are all basic things you're not wrong for doing. whoever said that to you probably is just not used to people not being dicks, so dont pay it much mind
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>>16901834
We're all attention whores. We're all human. We all want to fucking socialize with eachother because that's the only thing that prevents us from raping eachother or just plain killing ourselves.

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I will never love a girl who does not look or act like Elizabeth. After losing my social autismo and dating 4 girls this semester at uni, I've realized that I can't bring myself to feel anything for them. I simply don't care. I am stuck in love with a fictional idea of a person. Pls, fellow anons, give me some advice on where I go from here. Do I continue with my delusional pursuit? Do I an hero? If you can't or don't care to help me, feel free to share your own similar feels.
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>>16901812

Don't delude yourself into thinking you can't fall in love with a real person or that interesting ones don't exist. You just haven't met them, and many people can go through life without meeting any.
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>>16901812
>losing my social autismo
Try again
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>>16901815
I know you are right. However, I cannot deny that this is in part due to the fact that I enjoy being in love with this particular fictional character. The relationship feels so real to me. That being said, I am aware that this is a problem, and want to fix it, but I'm afraid that your piece of advice is no longer effective despite it veracity. Thanks anyway.

>>16901819
Losing my social autism does not mean that I am no longer autistic at all. I apologize if my statement was confusing.

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2 weeks ago my friend gave me a piece of chocolate to eat that im pretty sure she bit off of.
Later that day everyone tells me she had mono and she blows it off saying its not like a kiss or anything.
Now today my sinuses are running and my throat is a little sore. I can usually tell when Im getting sick because my erection quality takes a nose dive right before then. Am I fucked. Do I have mono. I didnt even get to get it by kissing a girl.
Ive been reading and it usually take 3-4 weeks to show signs so Im hoping this is an unrelated sinus problem since it doesnt hurt to eat yet and I only feel like when I dry swallow. My throat isnt dry either.
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Probably just a cold. Or maybe it is mono. Or AIDS.
What are you, fucking gay?
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>>16902027
Not gay so its not aids.
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>Do I have mono.
there is no way to know for sure without a doctor's examination and possibly blood tests. you must know people can't diagnose you over the internet. are you just looking for someone to say "yeah you might have gotten it that way, see a doc"? in which case, yeah you might have gotten it that way, see a doc.

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So I'm 22 year old New Zealander with a fairly decent amount of work experience for my age. I just got back from Aussie and I was unsuccessful finding a job at any service level job.

I've been back here in Nz and applying for jobs still, and I got a Maccas ( Mcdonalds) interview it went great and then they called me in the next day for training I was there for 20 minutes and then told that they would contact me if I got the job.

I thought I did great but I still haven't heard back from them.

If you're being turned away from Maccas you're doing something wrong with your life right?

My Cv has been checked and is really good, I do take in mind that New Zealanders rarely find work in Aussie but my esteem has taken a serous blow.

Bills are everywhere and I'm not on any benefit (its pending) I feel like this is going to be the rest of my life.

The best I seem to do is live pay check to pay check. I'm 22 now, this is not what I pictured my life to turn out like.

I want to study law but I can't afford to live because I don't get a student allowance and my family is poor.
I think I'm going to be stuck this way forever.

What do I do?
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>>16901796
Look for intern roles or work experience roles in companies you'd like to work in. Most of the work experience would me more targeted for recent high school grads but it would still be worth a shot. While waiting for maccas to get back to you, try other places. I had a friend who worked in subway in Aussie for a year and he got paid roughly ~$20 NZD an hour

Just work and save up for a year, and then come back to NZ and study there. You'd still qualify for student loans and maybe student allowance too if you just claim that your parents don't support you.

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I'm irrationally afraid of interacting with women in my daily life and also fantasize about being dominated by them. Am I an actual mysoginist? And should I talk about this with my therapist even though she's a woman? Will that affect things too negatively?
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you're afraid of women, doesn't sound like you hate them. Care to elaborate in this?

Do women get turned on when a man yells at them?

Seems like it would trigger some primal caveman shit in them.
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>>16901792
Only if you look like this
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personally, it scares me. but yelling/confrontational anything scares me. but i've never really heard of yelling being a turn on/turn off
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The majority of women? No.
Maybe someone is.

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Bear with me, please. I'll try to make this as simple as I can.
>girl at work likes me
>everyone at work wants me to go for it
>19 year old kissless virgin with no dating experience
>don't really want a relationship because stress and anxiety
>things end up happening where I'm just pressured by everyone to just exchange numbers with her
>get to know her a little better
>we share some similar interests, but she can sometimes come off as an edgy/trashy teenager (I mean, she kinda does live a trashy lifestyle, but I sorta do, too. Just not on her level)
>also, she's kind of a butterface and her body isn't too great, but I'm not sure if a person like me should be complaining
>a while later, she tells me she has a boyfriend, but hasn't broken up with him yet
>this comes out of left field and I question my trust of her
>during this time, she once texted me if I wanted to cuddle because she felt "lonely"
>didn't bother texting back because despite what she may say about her BF, I'm not gonna dis someone like that
>eventually tells me she broke up with him [spoiler]over the phone[/spoiler]
>now I guess we're "officially dating"
Is it bad that I really don't want to go through with this? I get that I should at least get some experience, but not like this. Especially if I'm dating someone from work. If a breakup happens, I don't think I'd be able to stomach the awkwardness and all that.
Not only that, but she seems annoyed that sometimes I'm just not feeling like doing ANYTHING with her. Sometimes, I'm just really tired and don't feel like doing anything at all, ESPECIALLY after work.
Can you guys help me figure this out?
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>>16901789
Why will you do something you don't want to do? If you don't feel anything for her , be smart and polite and show her that you only want be her coworker. Otherwise she will get mad and fuck all your days. If you want fuck with her, be smart and use protection, my cousin fucked a office bitch now He's her personal bitch with no life.
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>>16901857
I feel like it's too late now. Everyone at work pretty much knows about us "dating".
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>>16901789
Thank your lucky stars you get this opportunity at some experience. Maybe don't fall in love with her. But few betas ever get this perfect of an opportunity to get them on track socially

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I usually don't come here often because of the insane amount of fucked up racist, or just fucked up in general, things ppl say online. It gets to a point where I'm actually scared that there are people out there that actually think like the ppl who comment online. Does anyone else feel that way? It's like a very sad, scary uncomfortable feeling.
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>>16901751

Yes, I am afraid to post because I am afraid people might tease me. I built up the courage to reply to you because I sense a kindred soul.
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>>16901751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EogjXitgw0
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>>16901773
Thanks. the last time I was here I posted about easier ways to cope after my dad died of a heart attack. The responses were cruel. No idea why people are cruel in the first place when a person's just asking for advice. Normally people are mean to people who do something negative to them first.

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