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so I work alone on the night shift at a tech company. I am the only one manning the phones until a coworker comes in at an office in a separate state to relieve me. the coworker calls me and says that there's an equipment problem with the phone over on his office. I begrudgingly suggest "well I suppose I can stay a bit" and he says "no just go.. nobody calls until an hour later anyways"

so I go home and think nothing of it. besides, I have to drive my girlfriend to her early morning college classes.

I just check my phone after dropping the gf off and my boss sent me a text saying:

"is there a reason you could not stay and assist with the phones this morning?"

what should I tell him?

I'm kinda freaking out.

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I'm going to throw a huge party at my house next week, lots of alcohol involved, only my friends and people I know are invited, yadda yadda yadda.
Thing is, I want to give bj to my best friend. He is going to stay overnight since he lives far away from where I live.
How would I make this happen? He is single and a virgin (I'm a single/virgin too). Would this be rape if both of us were drunk? I don't really know the laws in my state. I'm 18 and he is 17, by the way.

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I recently went to the doctor's for the first time in nearly three years. Problems started to pile up and I feel like there were 5 things I needed to fix:

I have adult ADHD. My parents tried to put me on it when I was a little kid 20 years ago and I fought it tooth and nail, but now I genuinely want to get it under control. I really want adderall or adderal xr

I have anxiety. Namely social anxiety. Again, I never seriously tried to correct this. My anxiety wasn't as bad when I was younger. I have no clue which anti-anxiety medication is best, and I wanted something specifically for social related anxiety as well as something general like paxil

I have occasional insomnia. Right now I sleep from 12-6 or 7, which is great for me, but there's some nights where I cannot sleep at all. In the past, I've taken Seroquel, Ambien, Lunesta, and doxepin. I wanted something similar to that or just ambien again

I have young people's ED lol. I used to have cialis. Pathetic I know. But c'est la vie.

I also suspect I have IBS, and I have no clue what medications treat that

I also have back pain from a bulging disk that happened at an old job. Can they even cover this since it's preexisting? I have medi-cal.


Anyway, Basically what I'm saying is that over the years, things have kinda piled up. I have no clue how to go about asking for what I want without seeming like a dealer or a drug seeker. I spoke to a doctor yesterday and he kept playing the depression angle (I haven't been depressed in years). All he'd give me was Prozac (not even the anti-anxiety I wanted)

However, I am being referred to a psych this month. I still need Adderall, Ambien, Cialis, something for my IBS, and I'd like a decent pain killer for my back. How do I ask for all of these things (or at least half of these things) without seeming like a drug seeker. What can I take with prozac right now?

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Long-ish background inc.

Met this girl last year in Uni and became really good friends over the winter holidays. I started to become really into her but I never asked her out. Kinda a big age difference (I'm 18, she's 21). I met her through my older sister as they're good friends as well.

In January she started dating this guy and we drifted apart quite a bit... our relationship became pretty toxic too.

About 3 weeks ago I decided to finally tell her how I felt and just lay it out there. She and I got into a pretty big argument about our relationship, the guy she was seeing, our mutual friends - everything. It was the first time either of us had been completely honest about how we felt and it ended with us not talking to each other at all until this past weekend. I got into a fight with a someone trying to throw a party in the dorm I'm an RA at and he started talking about my sister and this girl. Got that dealt with, but after that I guess I just pussied out and texted her again, told her that she still means a lot to me and I'm open to being friends again.

Talking to her more this week I found out that she dropped the guy she was talking to after we stopped talking, she told me that he wasn't worth whatever relationship we had. If I'm being honest with myself I hated the idea of them together so much that I blocked her out of my mind and let all of my feelings die out. But now that we're talking again and doing things together... fuck, the feels are coming back. I just know that the relationship that I'm looking for just isn't meant to be, but I can't let her go.

What do I do? I'm so done with the heartache everytime she or someone else says, "if you two/we were together..."

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I have a craving desire to view pornographic content over taboo subjects, just about anything..
I don't know how I came to these cravings but I don't like it.
Would anyone have any clue as to why I have these cravings? Or how I could get over them?

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How to get it pls

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So I found out I have chlamydia, and that issue was rather big on myself. I posted before when I went to get help. Now I just took the pills to cure this, and I am a bit scared of side effects. Anyone else taken this before?

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So I have the steam mobile app and steam guard enabled and all of that good stuff, however I still get trade hold. Any idea why?

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So, I lost my job almost a month ago. Some guy got into with me at work because O asked him to stop doing something that was the job of management and he decided to punch me in the face as a result. Management ended up firing us both and I couldn't fight it because I live in a short At-Will state

I finally got a new job (better, even) and have been working my ass off for the last three weeks. Only problem is, I don't get paid til the 23rd and rent is due on the 12th. I've sold all my valubles and came up 130$ short of rent. All I have is a shitty flip phone and a laptop with a cracked screen hooked up to an old af monitor.

Short of whoring myself out, anyone know something I can do to get up the money? The apartment manager said on the phone eviction process starts on the 18th but the letter I got says 5 business days from the 7th

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I suffer from cardiomyopathy which is a heart disease, and c.a.d disease plus I have diabetes , which makes my heart inoperable that means I need a transplant, I have a patron page how can I get help with getting a lot of real traffic to my page?

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I found someone else's journal and I've fallen in love with them.

I'm a 21 year old female in the UK. I was completing a degree in English Literature but dropped out after the second year for personal reasons- in truth I had lost my passion and motivation. I moved back in with my parents and got a job as a barista in a coffee shop.

In January I found a journal on one of the tables. It is a moleskine journal, large but not quite A4, and plain. Seeing as it was near to closing time I took the journal home with me, and feeling bored, gave in to curiosity and started reading it.

It's one of the most interesting things I've ever read. The journal opens with an introduction by the writer- he's 20 years old, English, and details where he was born and a brief family history. He goes on to describe his personality and the workings of his own mind as he sees it, his strengths and his weaknesses.

The bulk of the journal is comprised of a mix of his own thoughts, feelings and views on a wide range of things. He has quotes from philosophical works and works of literature and poetry, and his own views on the subjects; he has military battle plans, with diagrams and brief overviews, including the battle of Cannae and the battle of Waterloo. He has notes on topics in Physics, Theology and Archaeology, and includes writings from old civilizations and mysteries from around the world.

I didn't bring the journal into work the next day. The contact details are in the front, but I didn't return it. I read it, and re-read it; I took it around with me, and when I felt down I looked at the quotes and facts and poetry and feelings this man has written down. I have seen his innermost thoughts and feelings, and I feel like I've fallen in love with him. He is so deeply romantic yet practical, so full of contradictions and ideals, and I've never felt this deeply connected to something else.

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When I married my modestly-chested wife I wasn't that into big breasts but lately I can't stop thinking about them. I even got jealous when my friend got a new big-boobed girlfriend.

What should I do? This is traumatizing me.

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How to meet new people? I want to meet some girl without any ties to my actual social life.

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why are women so mean to eachother?

yesterday i was getting my hair cut and one of the other hairdressers kept side eyeing me and staring at me like i was the worlds biggest idiot. i have no fucking idea why.

a lot of times at jobs girls get really cliquey and mean and talk a lot of shit FOR NO REASON!!!! why the FUCK do women do this shit to eachother? it gives me such second hand embarrassment when people take themselves so seriously that they think they have a right to be an asshole to strangers.

i guess it would be different if i was totally weird or freaky looking but i'm a normal/outgoing attractive person.

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any info on penile silicone injections? Might do it. Not to go crazy with it but just enough to enjoy the results.