Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 5955. page

>>16901532
Yeah, you'll stir up a ruckus. Stay out.

this thread sucks god damn

Dude, you are better saving your breath and stepping away. You will only cause you more grief. In the end it's a small moment of victory, the feeling of her breaking your heart will still be there. Just move on and ignore her.

>>16901518
Your more fucking normal than you realize,

I am 26 and I have only had sex 4-5 times and none of those had relationships behind them. Look frankly sex is overrated, you can do just as good jacking off if you know how to do it right. Women at worth the effort, don't go after sex unless you want a relationship.

>>16901518
>have friends

Are they really friends or just people you've stuck with? I mean, I have "friends" but they're more like aquaintences. Which explains why I'm socially retarded.

>>16901528
*aren't worth the effort

So yeah I am high and for the record, marijuana blows anything a whore can out of the fucking water. So stay high, stay healthy.

P.s. fuck you

>>16901494
Side effect of the latent faggotry that's spread over 4chan the last 5 years.

>>16901494
I am sorry to hear that we did you wrong. If you don't mind my asking, what happened?

>>16901484

What's the illness? How old are you? What's your financial situation? Am I correct in the assumption that you don't have to work and have your future taken of on a middle class level?

P.S. You are correct that people can't relate at all though.

>>16901491
I'm 28, it's a musculoskeletal condition, I get disability but I am in no means financially secure. I never tell anyone how I feel but tonight I feel like I can't take it anymore.

>>16901511

So is there no hope of recovery whatsoever? Are you on painkillers of any sort? Does It ease off occasionally?

You're a top. You don't do anything but put a condom on and finger him beforehand.

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>>16901481
How do you know you're a top if you haven't had gay sex? If his dick is bigger than yours you're going to be the bottom, no exceptions.

Do you wanna hang out with him?

>>16901562
I feel like i should. He seems so depressed. But we aren't that great of friends. If he tries anything romantic or tries to talk about his feelings id probably hurt him cause im not a real emotional person

>>16901456
Tell him he's an edgy faggot
And people who're "dead inside" are just boring he likes you cause he doesn't have to try so hard cause you're boring to

It's Super-AIDS. You dun goofd

Had this after I had a blowjob from a hooker. Got checked and I had some form of HIV. Use a condom next time, fuck.

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Volunteer at a hospital

Exercise in the morning

Get your teeth bleached

>>16901413

Passive entertainment doesn't really enrich you past a certain age.

>>16901423

>Volunteer at a hospital

Why. Muh compassion.

>Exercise in the morning

Sure

>Get your teeth bleached

Still think that shit might be bad for you.

Same, I just play games and meet internet friends. It helps.

That's people wanting to raise children to be better than themselves while not realizing they're showing them how to be shit.

ur mom is a dick

That's alright. You can fuck your cousin and produce offspring and whatever. You're only feeling bad because of a useless social stigma that isn't even reflected in law.

You know, the kind of thing that's common when it comes to sexuality and relationships.

>>16901402
But she has a boyfriend, and if I asked and she said no it would be weird forever. And even if she said yes it would still be weird after

>>16901373

Nobody on 4chan has actually met a woman before. We wouldn't know.

>>16901385
Are you kidding me?

Def not! My dad does a lot of yoga. I do yoga too and if you are serious about it and not juat doing it because you saw it on instagram then you would know that yoga is everything else that "gay". I would think it's awesome if my bf would start doing yoga. He already meditates a lot (he does martial arts), but he seems interested in trying too, so that's very exciting since you can do pretty neat partner yoga and i can imagibe that it could be a very bonding thing to do. Go for it anon! A girl that has the slightest clue will apprecciate it

First of all, yes, I have suicidal thoughts.

Do you like your friends? Do you have a friend that is of the opposite sex that you are close to? Those are two things I've heard that help.

I'm a stoner about to graduate college, and I contemplate suicide as an alternative of 9-5 the rest of my life.

Find your passion. Even if its just a hobby or outlet it will help.

I wouldn't kill the friendship with Justin but maybe just cool off a little. Sometimes things get weird when it comes to women especially when you both like the same girl. Definitely stop contacting the girl though. There is nothing there anymore and all it will do is a drive a wedge further between you and your bro. She will turn him down, he'll be hurt for a bit he will eventually come around if he's a man about his shit.

Shameless bump

>>16901393
I dunno I'm pretty pissed with justin. He kinda encouraged the whole situation, telling me shes into me and all that. I would be fine if he did this shit before I started taking her places, but now it feels like he did this because he was jealous.

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>>16901351
She wants you to suck her toes and call her Khaleesi

That she doesnt want you or like you, but appreciates your efforts as a friend :^)

In the meantime, shes getting fucked by a hard BBC.

Gratz you are now a cuck.

>>16901356
I have sex with her sometimes tho